Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Sped Xing]

I was thinking about what Null said about the grifter economy, where they all scratch each other's backs without clear contracts and calling business deals "helping out a buddy," and tell each other "this is how the real world works."

I recall in the longlongago Dick disagreeing with Larry Bleidner's catchphrase, "take no shit." "But in real life, you *have* to take shit." Dick thinks not in terms of win-win deals, but in terms of "ig I lick this guy's asshole, he'll lick mine." Pathetic.

Heard WATP/dick show crossover 6, Dick is laughing really hard at every joke Sean makes it kinda struck me as weird/creepy cause it's just Sean's jokes, they aren't great by any means and he's not really laughing that hard at Karl's jokes. Without fail everytime Sean makes a joke dick loses his composure till halfway through Sean makes a joke which cause dick to lose his mind with laughter and Sean and Karl were kinda confused and ripping on him for it, I'm not too sure whats going on and I don't think they do either, but I think it's him kissing his ass but Sean seems pretty grounded I doubt he'll think better of his friend because hes laughing hard at his jokes.

Yeah, that seemed odd. Sean was horking down on Dick's jock, too. Maybe they're fucking.

Speaking of WATP, Karl decided to play a "diss track" from Riley. Not only is it awful, but it's supposed to be dunking on Seamus, the pet lolcow of WATP. Pure aloggery. Seamus is a lot of fun, but he's retarded. Way to armwrestle a toddler.

The funniest aspect is Seamus declined to involve himself with Riley because he was involved with The Dick Show. When an unemployed trailer dweller who makes 30 podcasts a day thinks he's too good for you, take a moment for reflexion.

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https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1293264835103166465?s=19

First thought: "Mr 'Boobs' is simping for Digi's hideous GF? Sad!"

Second thought: "Wait. That's Digibro?! Holy Christ!"

I'm curious, is the Dick Show vastly different to how he is on twitter and other stream? He seems to have a big following so I assume he is at least entertaining on the show and until the recent autism vortex he was universally liked as far as I can tell.

The twitter stuff I've see recently just rubs me the wrong way. He seems to have a habit of answering a question no one asked, misrepresenting a question or statement or countering statements no one made. Just seems like deliberately evasive snake behavior. Leaves a bad taste in your mouth. Wondering how this jives with TDS fans.

Dick is capable of being entertaining, mostly when he's telling stories or picking apart something someone else did. He's still fun on the WATP bonus episodes. Everything I've seen of his from twitter is godawful, and shows how much a crybaby bitch he really is. Twitter Dick looks so much more like the Dick Maddox describes than cheerful raconteur Dick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGnP8DQg0CU

courtesy of Cameron Clarke

Can anyone explain to me what Dax is trying to say in this reply? Legitimately don't understand what it has to do with the comment he's replying to at all. Maybe I'm slow.

I can explain. There was a Jeff Foxworthy, or maybe Bill Engvall bit about how everyone is at least a little gay, because guys watching straight porn want to see a big, juicy dick.

It was amusing coming from an old redneck who is also an actual comic. Dick, who doesn't understand comedy, does the bit backwards, in order to try to say that, uh, let's chart this one out.

Straight Porn Addicts like big cocks fucking hot girls --> Gay porn (yaoi) is therefore basically half of straight porn --> Watching straight porn doesn't mean you're gay (but it does; that was the premise of the joke, shithead) --> watching child porn is basically half of watching of age porn, because one of the people isn't a prepubescent child, ergo --> It's not pedophilia to jerk off to child rape.


I didn't say it made *sense.* I only claim to understand what he's saying.

 

[TheSimpShow]

Dick was making a small penis joke.
As the guy who replied to him implied that you are what you watch. So dick turned it around on him by saying he has a small dick using the implication that the replier watches porn with male actors who have a small penis.
It was kinda clever but it was very cheap and easy at the same time.

That's giving him too much credit, I am certain this was a proposition and he was going to send him a video of him fucking his cam whore beard maid live in girlfriend

 

[William Tell Underpass]

The grifter "you scratch my back i scratch yours is the real world" mindset is so childish. Mutual cooperation of this type is based on mutual integrity and you only help eachother in ways which do not damage your status quo.

Eg, I fix my plumbers sons computer and invoiced it as an office computer, he repaired my kitchens pipes and invoiced as an office kitchen. As a result we both claimed it as a business expense and got a tax break.

Neither of us have to do anything we wouldn't normally do, we are just helping eachother a little bit extra. The bit extra is not transactional in nature but mutually helpful and beneficial, a gain for the other which is reciprocated but not expected.

Their idea of this principle is almost certainly born out of watching mafia movies, where one person needs a service and has influence, and vice versa, and the transaction is undertaken with an implicit threat or pressure. Thus why josh is expected to undermine his own integrity for the good of a more influential grifter.

 

[Sped Xing]

Ralph is a failure to launch manbaby, so he gets graded on a curve for that sort of thing.

Dick is perfectly well aware that in actual business, you state explicitly what you will expect and what you are obligated to do or produce. Anything extra is, as you say, a nicety but not to be demanded.

Look at how he, correctly, responded to Hazencruz' whinging about not getting paid for something he had given Dick for free. You don't deliver something and then clear your throat expecting to get something you didn't negotiate.

Dick is grifting the grifters-- you will note he only switches to real life rules when it benefits him. If he thinks he can get more by playing manchild games, he does that instead.

So, really, it leaves an even worse taste, because what he does is not in retarded innocence, but deliberate manipulation of innocent retards towards his own dubious goals.

 

[Nigella]

Ok new poll please

Would you let dick masterson babysit your 15 year old daughter?

https://www.strawpoll.me/20763540

 

[George Cuckzunian]

With Jim finally waking from his slumber, only the most loyal Guntguards will remain - gator, dick, riley.

Cross quote from Ralphs thread.

Gator will go down with the ship and everyone knows this. Dumb, yes... But that kinda loyalty cannot be bought or sold.

Dax for some reason does protect e-fwends even after massive fuck ups. His loyalty to Ralph stems from Ralph being exactly like Dax but just more of a failure. Dax will attack if Ralph says even the smallest negative criticism about him or if Ralph doesn't back him up

The person I wanted to talk about was Riley. Riley is the eternal capo, and you may think "well that will mean that he reamains loyal" but this is just not the case. Before Riley was Dax's cappo, he was Hazencruz's capo first. When Hazencruz had a very bitter public falling out with Dax who did Riley side with? He sided with the e-celeb with more clout that could further him in his e-dreams of being an e-celeb. Riley will 100% turn coat so long as there is a bigger e-celeb to monkey branch to. I dunno if Dax is too dumb to realize this or he knows what a massive fuck up Riley is, but that he's willing to be a massive tool and cannot find a bigger E-celeb who will deal with him. It could be interesting to watch Riley in a "go down with the ship scenerio" and he easily cracks under pressure. I'd keep an eye on what he does going forward. May be a nothing burger, but if shit gets real ugly he may start stabbing everyone in the back in hopes of saving his own skin.

Oh, and Riley started talking to his GF when she was underage

 

[AnOminous]

I love how he uses "Karen" as an insult to people who think that defending the virtues of lolicon is disgusting. Karens throw tantrums over their kid's happy meal being 0.5 seconds late or because someone asked them politely to put on a mask before entering the store or other petty, minor "issues".

It's ultra cringy how he doesn't get that meme but still constantly uses it.

You know what a Karen does? Whines to the manager. Like the manager of a website where people are hurting his fee-fees.

 

[Nigella]

 

[Had]

Oh, and Riley started talking to his GF when she was underage

He's a big post about the guy on gunt guarding

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/gunt-guard-general.74040/post-7119746

The guy was also 20 when he started dating a 17-year-old, weird but not the same as someone whos almost 40 doing it.

 

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The guy was also 20 when he started dating a 17-year-old, weird

No offence, but I'm pretty sure the only people who think that's 'weird' are 17 year old boys who are angry they aren't tapping that.

 

[Sped Xing]

George, you stupid cuck, I bet you knew all about a lot of Maddax' proclivities. Only the fact you're too deranged to have ever come out openly about all the shit he pulled has protected him all these years.

Instead, you launched rhe funniest lawsuit of all time. You dumb, narcissistic cuckold.

 

[Love Machine]

It begins...

 

[Sped Xing]

If anyone recalls, Sean was extremely disturbed when Digibro came on and started advocating loli shit.

If anything will ever bring on the defection of defections, that's it. At what point will those dickshow dollars not be worth hobnobbing with pedos?

 

[soy_king]

If anyone recalls, Sean was extremely disturbed when Digibro came on and started advocating loli shit.

If anything will ever bring on the defection of defections, that's it. At what point will those dickshow dollars not be worth hobnobbing with pedos?

When it starts affecting his real life job. Sean's too much of a mensch to stab Dax in the back, but his leaving the show will be the final blow for any semblance of respectability.

 

[Love Machine]

If anyone recalls, Sean was extremely disturbed when Digibro came on and started advocating loli shit.

If anything will ever bring on the defection of defections, that's it. At what point will those dickshow dollars not be worth hobnobbing with pedos?

Shaun the Sheep becoming SHAUN THE RAM, would be a Citizen Kane level kino. I will wish from the bottom of my heart for it to happen.

 

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Shaun the Sheep becoming SHAUN THE RAM, would be a Citizen Kane level kino. I will wish from the bottom of my heart for it to happen.

I'm afraid you're engaging in wishful thinking. Mr. Herrera does comedy rants. Shaun is his straight man. They seem to have a very good working relationship. Shaun would have to be nuts to burn the bridge without good reason. Herrera is unlikely to be dumb enough to break up a good thing, and while pedos may be monetarily generous, they're not that numerous. The thread on this very forum for people who want to complain about being called out for wanting to fuck twelve year old girls (who are actually 500 year old anime characters) is only 27 pages long.

I think you will see SHAUN THE RAM if you see Herrera doing relatively more shows where he rants about how wearing a mask is an imposition on his freedom to navigate his landyacht and talks to harmless sexually normal people like Chris the Kiwi, and relatively less where he talks to broken losers like Ralph and Digibro about why they aren't attracted to women with more than four inches of vaginal depth.

 

[Love Machine]

I'm afraid you're engaging in wishful thinking. Mr. Herrera does comedy rants. Shaun is his straight man. They seem to have a very good working relationship. Shaun would have to be nuts to burn the bridge without good reason. Herrera is unlikely to be dumb enough to break up a good thing, and while pedos may be monetarily generous, they're not that numerous. The thread on this very forum for people who want to complain about being called out for wanting to fuck twelve year old girls (who are actually 500 year old anime characters) is only 27 pages long.

I think you will see SHAUN THE RAM if you see Herrera doing relatively more shows where he rants about how wearing a mask is an imposition on his freedom to navigate his landyacht and talks to harmless sexually normal people like Chris the Kiwi, and relatively less where he talks to broken losers like Ralph and Digibro about why they aren't attracted to women with more than four inches of vaginal depth.

You may try to slay me with facts and logic. But in my heart of hearts, there is only THE RAM.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Realistically Sean is completely uninterested in Maddax’s online proclivities. How long Sean stays on board is dependent on how much of that shit Dax drags onto the show. If Digipedo or Riley becomes more of a fixture of the show, Sean will leave once Dax stiffs him on yet another check he’s owed.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Bloodsports at it's finest
Dax Herrera vs Ronnie Ralph on PPP's show

 

[High Tea]

Realistically Sean is completely uninterested in Maddax’s online proclivities. How long Sean stays on board is dependent on how much of that shit Dax drags onto the show. If Digipedo or Riley becomes more of a fixture of the show, Sean will leave once Dax stiffs him on yet another check he’s owed.

Sean seems like a ride or die friend. He just sits there, does his thing, and goes home. I don't know if it's loyalty or what, but at face value he seems more than willing to ignore what Dax does,. Maybe justifying it to himself as it's 'all just a character', maybe it's that Dax doesn't have many friends so he doesn't want to abandon him. If none of this stuff has bothered Sean by now, I don't think much will.