Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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JewBacca said:
I would take the Heckler & Koch path simply because they are German and being such they have been shown to offer a final solution to many of life's issues.
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Yeah, but like most things made in Germany:

A) They're needlessly complex and over engineered;
B) Subject to regular supply chain issues making repair/replacement of parts difficult;
C) Over-priced compared to similar comparable products;
D) Not worth the overly exaggerated price point compared to their production cost;

and, perhaps most importantly,

E) They're German.
 
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William Tell Underpass said:
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Dick is beyond redemption.

4str4staleatherbelt said:
I'm not sure what to make of this Ade character. I don't believe she's lying about everything, but its also pretty clear she's a jilted ex. She once drove through 4 states just to get a piece of the gunt herself, made an account here to spill goss, and is even teaming up with Ralph's "enemies" to do so. Unreliable narrators aside, Dick is probably making comparisons in his head to JLH's behavior which could explain the guntguarding.
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She also dated an 18 year old as a 40 year old woman.
 
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Jack Awful said:
She also dated an 18 year old as a 40 year old woman.
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I dont think personally its wrong to date someone so much younger than you as long as they're of age and not fundamentally broken mentally. Do we have any information on the child groom?

Also, does anyone have photos of her big titty friend? I'm genuinely curious to see what she looks like
 
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Kenobi said:
So his discord mods are a bunch of loli enthusiasts and his discord is full of loli.
He hangs out with the likes of digibro
Then he tweets this....
Is his fucking brain broken or something? Or is just this the average liberterian?
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He thinks he’s being the most “free speech” oriented guy on planet Earth by letting borderline pedophiles have a voice/space within his sphere and he thinks this makes him the biggest champion of freedom of speech. In actuality, he ends up looking like (and essentially being) an enabler of behavior that will inevitably lead to worse behavior if left unchecked.

This isn’t limited to loli, either. He makes himself look like the biggest patriot of freedom in almost every situation regardless of context
 
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I think for dick the guntguarding is all about not letting PPP win. 2020 has not been a kind year to him, regardless of what the financials show - Dick has had to retreat deep into his discord hugbox and has lost a lot of good will/respect. Pretty much everything that has happened to hurt Dick's ego came out of him slinging his spaghetti far and wide trying get out of the tail spin that the PPP stream put him in. I think he blames PPP for his own failure to laugh it off and shut up.

Also, Ralph is pretty clearly one of Dick's addiction buddies. A natural part of that relationship is covering up for each other when you get too fucked up and act like a tard. I think the only reason that Dick will tolerate the criticism he does from Sean is because they used to be addiction buddies.

Also, PPP has made it pretty clear that Dick is his next target. So dis gonna be gud.
 
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4str4staleatherbelt said:
I'm not sure what to make of this Ade character. I don't believe she's lying about everything, but its also pretty clear she's a jilted ex. She once drove through 4 states just to get a piece of the gunt herself, made an account here to spill goss, and is even teaming up with Ralph's "enemies" to do so. Unreliable narrators aside, Dick is probably making comparisons in his head to JLH's behavior which could explain the guntguarding.
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She's a pissed off ex but she missed a lot of opportunities to make shit up if she wanted to, because people would have run with it. Instead her story is that he's a pissy little bitch who loses his shit any time someone says something he doesn't like, washes down handfuls of pills with his daily booze, and is gross, lives in complete squalor, has disgusting personal habits, and is probably going to die soon. And has $50K apparently.

And the money thing is the only new thing. Everything else is just shit Gunt-watchers already knew.

Everything else, including that he is hung like a mouse and is shitty in bed, could be figured out from what we already knew or could see in the "sex" tape.

waffle said:
I think he blames PPP for his own failure to laugh it off and shut up.
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PPP has explained this to Dick repeatedly. Literally all Dick had to do to "win" was not give a fuck what some fat Canadian autist who showed his asshole and streams from a potato says. Half what PPP said was complete bullshit, like the NP2 stuff. But that's not what Dick is really mad about. If anything that dumb shit can be used to try to discredit what he's really mad about which is where PPP got his insecurities dead right and fucked him right in the ego. This is all narcissistic injury.
 
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AnOminous said:
And the money thing is the only new thing. Everything else is just shit Gunt-watchers already knew.
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The money thing is the strange thing. Why show her his bank account? He clearly had to prove to her he had money for some reason. She seemed legit to me, but did he pay her for the company or pills or the website management or something? She told us Nora was paid for her last appearance, so why not pay someone to be his girlfriend? She could even have been a legit gf, but just paying her too. I mean people found out about her when he dropped the info on Dick's show. Could he have paid her for the embarrassment or something?
 
I'm curious, is the Dick Show vastly different to how he is on twitter and other stream? He seems to have a big following so I assume he is at least entertaining on the show and until the recent autism vortex he was universally liked as far as I can tell.

The twitter stuff I've see recently just rubs me the wrong way. He seems to have a habit of answering a question no one asked, misrepresenting a question or statement or countering statements no one made. Just seems like deliberately evasive snake behavior. Leaves a bad taste in your mouth. Wondering how this jives with TDS fans.
 
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JewBacca said:
I would take the Heckler & Koch path simply because they are German and being such they have been shown to offer a final solution to many of life's issues.
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Why not Glock? They got the ideas from an Austrian after all, and Kraut had a small part in this.
 
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Stasi said:
I'm curious, is the Dick Show vastly different to how he is on twitter and other stream? He seems to have a big following so I assume he is at least entertaining on the show and until the recent autism vortex he was universally liked as far as I can tell.

The twitter stuff I've see recently just rubs me the wrong way. He seems to have a habit of answering a question no one asked, misrepresenting a question or statement or countering statements no one made. Just seems like deliberately evasive snake behavior. Leaves a bad taste in your mouth. Wondering how this jives with TDS fans.
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The Dick Show is what you get if a drunken castrati were yelling them out for about an hour, followed by some autists calling in to brag about their totally real stories of getting laid. It has its moments and interesting guests, but those are becoming rarer.
 
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Stasi said:
He seems to have a big following so I assume he is at least entertaining on the show and until the recent autism vortex he was universally liked as far as I can tell.
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He seems to be good at putting on this above-it-all persona when mocking others, which can be funny. But he is apparently just as thin-skinned a pussy as the Gunt and the instant it isn't 100% worshipful approval he completely loses his shit and starts gunting out.
 
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Stasi said:
Are Toad and Dame breaking the conditioning, are these grifters sensing the tide turning and are jumping ship like the rats they are?
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No, they're not "breaking the conditioning".

Shit like this is why some people around here don't like the "redemption arc" bullshit - the only thing it serves to do is let grifters continue to grift. Not a single one of these motherfuckers is doing anything other than sticking to their guns or knifing Ralph in the back so that they can escape the fallout. For fuck's sake Dame ran a gayop to try and discredit the evidence that proved Ralph flagged Phantom Organization for picking on him.

Braindead retards who push "redemption arc" bullshit are the way these jackasses keep a steady audience even in the face of cataclysmic levels of embarrassment.
 
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