🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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KF Backup:


lyrics:
i'm not that fucking drunk bitch
and i'll stick my fingers deep in your anus
smell the filthy shit you ate
at half past 8 before Ralph made you famous
i'm gonna fuck some bitches
with the whole three and a half inches
or just lay there motionless with my gut out
fucking taking pictures
diabetic richmond pimp
 
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High Tea said:
He also said Nora stopped being Muslim and called her an apostate. He clearly doesn't care about her safety
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Imagine being such a shit husband that she'd rather be rid of you even though she rarely has to see you, that she'd rather risk an acid attack or an honor killing than have to continue to have anything to do with you.

He is so bitter and assmad that his little childbride outgrew him that he wants her to be stabbed to death in the street like Theo Van Gogh because if he can't have her no one will.

And he literally eats shit. Madness.
 
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Superman93 said:
Well, since I some how predicted the sex tape, I'm going to predict that Nora or the 18-year girl will be on the show.



KIWIS SEND ME YOUR ENERGY TO MAKE THIS HAPPENED
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I'd be surprised if he brought Nora. I could see Faith coming on and Ralph saying he owned the a-logs and Josh. What is the likelihood of him mentioning Josh's cock?
 
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Gargamel Bernstein said:
I'm really torn on this
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If faith goes back to her parenets I'm willing to bet that inorder to appease her farther she'll come out and say that Ralph acted without her permission and will be pressing charges.
Although if she instead choses to abandon her family entirely then this may be the last we hear of faith in relation to ralph.
 
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
The callers gonna be brutal.
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Oh sweatie, there will either be no callers or they'll be pre-screened.
ShakkaAhmose said:
I could see Faith coming on and Ralph saying he owned the a-logs and Josh.
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You're probably right that he'll go with the "trigger the a-logs, own the -alogs" angle, but I don't see how Ethan could possibly pull that one off, even considering how exceptional his audience is. Like, his small penis and fat gunt are out there for all the world to see, not to mention the whole "sniff the poo poo" thing. Sharing a disgusting homemade porno to prove you had sex is like going to chemo because you're tired of shaving your head.
ShakkaAhmose said:
What is the likelihood of him mentioning Josh's cock?
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110%
ClipBitch said:
100%. His form of owning the trolls is digging the hole deeper.
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And sniffing his finger afterwards.
 
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Smarty Pants said:
Oh sweatie, there will either be no callers or they'll be pre-screened.

You're probably right that he'll go with the "trigger the a-logs, own the -alogs" angle, but I don't see how Ethan could possibly pull that one off, even considering how exceptional his audience is. Like, his small penis and fat gunt are out there for all the world to see, not to mention the whole "sniff the poo poo" thing. Sharing a disgusting homemade porno to prove you had sex is like going to chemo because you're tired of shaving your head.

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Yeah I see what you mean. He will maybe admit some fault and makes some empty promises based off the advice Andy and Gator gave him.
 
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ShakkaAhmose said:
I guess but I can see Ralph paying her to say that she moved back for her parents for a vacation or some shit and that they are still together.
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Who cares what he says if she isn't gonna show her face with him live it would just be his side of the story to keep fooling his gullible audience. Nobody with half a brain would buy into anything he says.
 
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