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[Super-Chevy454]

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Literally 2016 2: Electric Boogaloo.

It's been 4 years and these fuckers can't move on. They can't even find new talking points. Their minds are completely locked in place.

Sshhh, I wonder if these fuckers will move on in 2024? I have some doubts.

 

[The Jerk]

Dolly Parton announced support for BurnLootMurder despite being a rich big-tittied hick from a red state.

Her titties are symbolic of her and most other celebrities' support for progressive shit: attention whoring and fake.

 

[It's HK-47]

https://mol.im/a/8625259

The Cohen book probably was mentioned already. It's the usual golden showers, racism, Putin, and infidelity. A bit sad really. He must be hoping against hope confused Joe wins.

Didn't John Bolton release a book just the other month that was totally the end of Donald Trump the walls are closing in? What about Mary Trump's book, did she completely vanish already? How many times can people fall for this shit, seriously. It's the exact same scam every single fucking time.

It's especially funny that they're putting this enormous amount of faith in someone who not only just finished a stint in jail for perjury, but someone that they all wanted to see beheaded until the very second he announced his anti-Trump book. He was an absolute enemy, the definition of a horrible, corrupt, sleazy person to them until the split second that he alluded to a pee-pee book and now he's the Saviour of the Week.

Fucking hell, lol.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Didn't John Bolton release a book just the other month that was totally the end of Donald Trump the walls are closing in? What about Mary Trump's book, did she completely vanish already? How many times can people fall for this shit, seriously. It's the exact same scam every single fucking time.

It's especially funny that they're putting this enormous amount of faith in someone who not only just finished a stint in jail for perjury, but someone that they all wanted to see beheaded until the very second he announced his anti-Trump book. He was an absolute enemy, the definition of a horrible, corrupt, sleazy person to them until the split second that he alluded to a pee-pee book and now he's the Saviour of the Week.

Fucking hell, lol.

It's like they're written off a template.

 

[RTX Mario]

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Literally 2016 2: Electric Boogaloo.

It's been 4 years and these fuckers can't move on. They can't even find new talking points. Their minds are completely locked in place.

More like "2016 2: Corona Boogaloo", but good point.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

I also love the fact that these morons forgot that her prosecutors send several people in prison for the dumbest shit imagineable.

Archive that shit before it gets taken down.

In fact, archive any piece of damning information found on Kamala Harris and/or Joe Biden, because they will very likely be taken down for potentially hurting the Biden campaign.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I wish Obama would pull a Bush and shut the fuck up.

 

[BR55]

Didn't John Bolton release a book just the other month that was totally the end of Donald Trump the walls are closing in? What about Mary Trump's book, did she completely vanish already? How many times can people fall for this shit, seriously. It's the exact same scam every single fucking time.

It's especially funny that they're putting this enormous amount of faith in someone who not only just finished a stint in jail for perjury, but someone that they all wanted to see beheaded until the very second he announced his anti-Trump book. He was an absolute enemy, the definition of a horrible, corrupt, sleazy person to them until the split second that he alluded to a pee-pee book and now he's the Saviour of the Week.

Fucking hell, lol.

Do those books even sell?
Like I'll be on Amazon and I'll see the Mary Trump book or the Bolton book "recommended" to me and they'll have a nice little "Best Seller" tag on them.
Now I'm well aware of how pathetic the criteria for the Amazon and NYT bestseller lists are, you can move 80,000 copies in a nation of 330 million and be declared a great influencer after all.
But since this kind of crap is your thing I'm wondering if you've ever done a deep dive on this.?

 

[XYZpdq]

Do those books even sell?
Like I'll be on Amazon and I'll see the Mary Trump book or the Bolton book "recommended" to me and they'll have a nice little "Best Seller" tag on them.
Now I'm well aware of how pathetic the criteria for the Amazon and NYT bestseller lists are, you can move 80,000 copies in a nation of 330 million and be declared a great influencer after all.
But since this kind of crap is your thing I'm wondering if you've ever done a deep dive on this.?

There's no rule that says an author can't buy enough copies to make it a bestseller themselves.

 

[SBG]

I'm confused, is Trump really fucking with the mail because of mail-in votor fraud or is there something more here? I get the left and their stable of scapegoats supporters are trying their damn hardest to crowbar Trump off the President seat but voter fraud by mail can't be the sole reason for him to tamper like this. I can't get a clear answer and I think they're just scaremongering again.



Dolly Parton announced support for BurnLootMurder despite being a rich big-tittied hick from a red state.

He's at least changed it up quite a bit thanks to Sanders who helped provide plenty of empty spots at the head of the Postal Board of Governors.

The USPS was also already losing a ton of money every year before Rona hit, but since Democrats depend on stuff like ballot harvesting they don't want to risk any votes not getting through in time with a slowdown in services such as what the current head of the USPS has talked about doing in memos.

Another memo, entitled, “Pivoting for Our Future,” warns that “one aspect of these changes that may be difficult for employees is that—temporarily—we may see mail left behind or mail on the workroom floor or docks, which is not typical.” But, the memo explains, “this is a critical time for us, when decisive, quick, and meaningful action is needed.” The mail left behind would presumably be delivered at a later date, though the document doesn't clearly state that.

The Postal Service was losing money at an unsustainable pace before the COVID-19 crisis, but it has seen a precipitous drop in revenue since. For this fiscal year, which ends Oct. 1, the USPS is predicting a revenue loss of $13 billion due to COVID-19. That’s on top of the nearly $9 billion the USPS had been losing annually before the pandemic.

Since the votes done by mail would only count if they got in before election day (at least think that's the rule for the main election) it throws Democrats into a panic, especially since they're typically the ones consuming the most panic inducing media regarding Kung Flu that makes it sound like you'll die if you so much as step outdoors.

Meanwhile, the USPS sees this as a great opportunity to grab some cash based on the Democrats' fears and their union even openly using antifa style rhetoric for their ads.

 

[It's HK-47]

Do those books even sell?
Like I'll be on Amazon and I'll see the Mary Trump book or the Bolton book "recommended" to me and they'll have a nice little "Best Seller" tag on them.
Now I'm well aware of how pathetic the criteria for the Amazon and NYT bestseller lists are, you can move 80,000 copies in a nation of 330 million and be declared a great influencer after all.
But since this kind of crap is your thing I'm wondering if you've ever done a deep dive on this.?

Every time that a politician or a politically-important figure writes a book, it's possible that they intend to use it as a way to take bribes or to help launder money. One of the best examples of this was James Wright, the Speaker of the House in 1987. He wrote the book Reflections of a Public Man, which was really just a bunch of excerpts from his speeches. On the surface there's nothing wrong with that, it's just boring. The problem came when the House Ethics Committee found that 97% of his book sales were sold in bulk to special interest groups.

It got a little stranger due to the publishing arrangement and the abnormally high 55% royalties paid to Wright, because the book was being published by one of Wright's friends, William Moore. Moore had gotten in his own share of trouble after a stint in jail in 1975 for misappropriating union funding by delivering payoffs to politicians, on behalf of the Teamsters PAC, whose president was Jimmy Hoffa, oddly enough.

The House Ethics Committee's concern was that this book sales agreement was being used to completely bypass the normal limitations placed on speaking fees, as every time that someone wanted to effectively bribe Wright, all they needed to do was buy a shitload of his books rather than dump abnormally large fees on speaking arrangements, which was how bribes used to be handed out before these limitations. Given that only 3% of his book sales were legitimate, non-bulk, non-special interest sales, the HEC was right to be suspicious, found him guilty, and he promptly resigned.

Politicians don't typically take overt bribes anymore. That's actually very rare. They got smarter in the 1980s and they've refined that system exponentially ever since, especially since the Clintons. There's a reason that every single politician under the fucking sun has a charity in their name and pumps out new books like paper's going out of style, and it's not because they're generous people nor is it because they have anything useful to say.

Michael Cohen may not be a politician, but he's a lawyer from New York who's already done some skeevy shit in his time. A book deal should not come as a surprise to anyone. Granted, this isn't to say that every single book deal means that a person is using it to effectively take bribes, but politicians sure write an awful lot of books compared to most people, don't they?

 

[Agarathium1066]

Meanwhile, the USPS sees this as a great opportunity to grab some cash based on the Democrats' fears and their union even openly using antifa style rhetoric for their ads.

I know what will stop the USPS. Their drivers not getting paid for their work, that'll stop them dead in their tracks. Also, as per usual the definition of fascism continues to be completely ignored to call ol' Orange Man the newest Hitler the same week he helped push through a peace accord with Israel.

 

[Ghostse]

Michael Cohen may not be a politician, but he's a lawyer from New York who's already done some skeevy shit in his time. A book deal should not come as a surprise to anyone. Granted, this isn't to say that every single book deal means that a person is using it to effectively take bribes, but politicians sure write an awful lot of books compared to most people, don't they?

Plus in current climate there are great opportunities for your bribe-laundering book to get legitmate TDS-sufferer dollars.

BRB, publishing my new tell-all Book "Outside the Trump White House".
The first chapter is about my experiences running the Gorilla Channel and is true as far as they can tell. The next chapter assures the reader that the anonymous, unattributed reports on CNN of the inner workings of the Trump Whitehouse are completely accurate and justficiations of their world view. The third chapter takes up most of the book and is titled "If I did it: what I would have thought if I had watched the Russian pee tapes" and is just excerpts various watersports erotica with the main character renamed "Donald Trump". The last part of the book "A list of Trump's excesses" is just a listing of all the possible combinations of flavors you could get at Baskin-Robins if you got two scoops.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

There's no rule that says an author can't buy enough copies to make it a bestseller themselves.

This is almost literally what happens, and how something becomes a "best seller" before it even comes out. Because for one thing they take that sales count from the publisher, so if the book chains and Amazon all buy a batch that already counts towards it, but then the publisher's PR firm or somebody will themselves buy pallets of them. "New York Times Best Seller" is an even more meaningless label than "Oscar nominated" or "Nobel winner".

 

[LightDragonman1]

Apparently, Trump and Fox News are "struggling to attack Harris", according to Trevor Noah:

Trump and Fox News Struggle to Attack Kamala | The Daily Social Distancing Show

Donald Trump uses a coronavirus briefing to trash Kamala Harris, and Fox News fumbles over negative talking points about Joe Biden’s VP pick. #DailyShow #Tre...

www.youtube.com

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Apparently, Trump and Fox News are "struggling to attack Harris", according to Trevor Noah:

Trump and Fox News Struggle to Attack Kamala | The Daily Social Distancing Show

Donald Trump uses a coronavirus briefing to trash Kamala Harris, and Fox News fumbles over negative talking points about Joe Biden’s VP pick. #DailyShow #Tre...

www.youtube.com

The news is really desperate to make Harris look super tough and brave while “DRUMPF AND HIS GOONS ARE SCARED OF A STRONK WOMAN OF COLOR!”

 

[PrincessHomura]

Apparently, Trump and Fox News are "struggling to attack Harris", according to Trevor Noah:

Trump and Fox News Struggle to Attack Kamala | The Daily Social Distancing Show

Donald Trump uses a coronavirus briefing to trash Kamala Harris, and Fox News fumbles over negative talking points about Joe Biden’s VP pick. #DailyShow #Tre...

www.youtube.com

They're not entirely wrong, it's just that the struggle in attacking Harris is that there's so fucking much wrong with her it's difficult to know where to even begin.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Plus in current climate there are great opportunities for your bribe-laundering book to get legitmate TDS-sufferer dollars.

BRB, publishing my new tell-all Book "Outside the Trump White House".
The first chapter is about my experiences running the Gorilla Channel and is true as far as they can tell. The next chapter assures the reader that the anonymous, unattributed reports on CNN of the inner workings of the Trump Whitehouse are completely accurate and justficiations of their world view. The third chapter takes up most of the book and is titled "If I did it: what I would have thought if I had watch the Russian pee tapes" and is just excerpts various watersports erotica with the main character renamed "Donald Trump". The last part of the book "A list of Trump's execesses" is just a listing of all the possible combinations of flavors you could get at Baskin-Robins if you got two scoops.

this is already better than anything obama or hillary could write

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

The news is really desperate to make Harris look super tough and brave while “DRUMPF AND HIS GOONS ARE SCARED OF A STRONK WOMAN OF COLOR!”

It's yet again just them repeating patterns. They've been doing the exact same thing about The Squad for four fucking years. The entire news media is autismal as hell.