Delusional idiot rants about a children's book and getting banned from Reddit

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No. Because it didn't have the triple-breasted whore in it and the Mortal Engines movie is boring as fuck.
But the runtime of Mortal Engines and Total Recall are more or less the same. It's two hours. 118/130 minutes for Total Recall, while Mortal Engines has 128 minutes. Both of them are not enough to flesh the worldbuilding and character development.

You caught me. I'm an agent of Putin.
Then why not go to the Kremlin and/or its state-run media (i.e. Sputnik News and RT) to tell them about Koncorde, BatteryIncluded/Rowan Forest, JustARandommer and me? I've found a link:

 
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It is important to note that both YA movies follow a deadly pandemic. City of Ember was released before the A/H1N1 pandemic in 2009, whereas Mortal Engines was released a year before the current COVID-19 pandemic.

Why would I inform on my comrade? I'm on specific orders.
What orders? To protect Wikipedia and to ensure Donald Trump's re-election? This is something Koncorde and BatteryIncluded and the rest of Wikipedia wants.
 
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Why do you like him? Because he's anti-Liberal who sees liberalism as obsolete, something that Vladimir Putin approves?

Or... he could be alternating between a progressive and an alt-righter? In the case, he could be a Russian agent who believes in Aleksandr Dugin, a Russian philosopher who's behind the Fourth Political Theory and Eurasianism, an ideology that goes well with Trumpism, Putinism, JustARandommerism, BatteryIncludedism, Wikitopianism and Koncordism.

Are you part of the Left-Right alliance or Red-Brown coalition?

Hey, you're from the same country as that guy who got his penis stuck in the toilet he was trying to have sex with.
 
Dude he's not supposed to know that you're one of the Farms' Illuminati contacts. Stop being so obvious.
@Unog! Thanks for protecting me. I am on a mission of justice to ensure that there's potential for Mortal Engines on TV even after the 2018 failure of the film. Apparently, NerdShamer is an agent who's actually Koncorde, Mingeater and Gladhands.
 
@Unog! Thanks for protecting me. I am on a mission of justice to ensure that there's potential for Mortal Engines on TV even after the 2018 failure of the film. Apparently, NerdShamer is an agent who's actually Koncorde, Mingeater and Gladhands.

Nah man me and him meet in the Illuminati HQ in New Mexico like, twice monthly. He's the contact for the Farms, I work with Monsanto. He got me into this site a year or so ago actually when he showed me the DSP subforum while shooting the shit in the breakroom.
 
@Unog! Thanks for protecting me. I am on a mission of justice to ensure that there's potential for Mortal Engines on TV even after the 2018 failure of the film. Apparently, NerdShamer is an agent who's actually Koncorde, Mingeater and Gladhands.
By the way, I got the Oompa Loompa on the phone....Yeah, I'll tell him.

TAKE YOUR MEDS!!!
 
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