Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

So what in the blazes was she doing while Luke was getting his hand chopped off by his old man? Plowing Lux Bonterri in some Onderonian beach resort?
Plowing him for 40 years apparently since Filoni claims that she's still alive even after IX despite never doing anything to help the Galaxy during its worst fucking hour in nu-canon history other than sending a 2 second recording to Rey's brain.
 
So... a close friend of mine, who defended the sequels for being new and exciting, told me that he tried to watch Plan IX, got to the halfway point and realized that nothing in these movies made sense, nothing was planned out ahead and that he can no longer enjoy them.

It takes some time, but people do snap out of their "consume product and then get excited for next products" stupor.
 
So... a close friend of mine, who defended the sequels for being new and exciting, told me that he tried to watch Plan IX, got to the halfway point and realized that nothing in these movies made sense, nothing was planned out ahead and that he can no longer enjoy them.

It takes some time, but people do snap out of their "consume product and then get excited for next products" stupor.

$10 says he still gets excited for next product though.
 
So... a close friend of mine, who defended the sequels for being new and exciting, told me that he tried to watch Plan IX, got to the halfway point and realized that nothing in these movies made sense, nothing was planned out ahead and that he can no longer enjoy them.

It takes some time, but people do snap out of their "consume product and then get excited for next products" stupor.

It took him that long? I checked out after Last Jedi. And even then, I saw the whole Disney canon thing as inferior to the old Legends canon to begin with. Disney canon was just a nice little distraction that had its moments-until Last Jedi came along and I stopped caring.

Plowing him for 40 years apparently since Filoni claims that she's still alive even after IX despite never doing anything to help the Galaxy during its worst fucking hour in nu-canon history other than sending a 2 second recording to Rey's brain.

She must be a grandma by now. And again, her being alive even after IX makes her more irresponsible. So the First Order blow up 5 planets in a row and Sidious comes back, and Ahsoka sits on her ass doing nothing? Wow, way to ruin your own character, Filoni.
 
One of my best friends is still an adamant Disney mark and won't hear how the ST is bad. On one hand, I admire being able to just disengage your brain like that. On the other hand, it amazes me how these people just flat out refuse to acknowledge any criticism. It's a weird dogma.
 
$10 says he still gets excited for next product though.
Part of my social circle stopped the blatant Disney shilling after IX came to an end and now say "that was stupid" or something along those lines. Guess IX was too much even for them, and they liked TLJ. I still expect them to go back to bootlicking for Disney's next trilogy, but I'd be surprised if they didn't. A few of them though have an almost borderline disturbing obsession with Baby Yoda, not as bad as the ones on Reddit who pretend that their baby Yoda doll is alive and their child or who think Baby Yoda is real, but its almost there...

She must be a grandma by now. And again, her being alive even after IX makes her more irresponsible. So the First Order blow up 5 planets in a row and Sidious comes back, and Ahsoka sits on her ass doing nothing? Wow, way to ruin your own character, Filoni.
I'm sure Filoni will try and force some super evil antagonist on her like Disney's Vong Grysk, like Ahsoka was busy protecting the whole galaxy from this far bigger invasion threat while Rey was busy with her FO boyfriend...
 
One of my best friends is still an adamant Disney mark and won't hear how the ST is bad. On one hand, I admire being able to just disengage your brain like that. On the other hand, it amazes me how these people just flat out refuse to acknowledge any criticism. It's a weird dogma.

As I said before, it's not just dogma. Disney SW fans who are loyal get free stuff, passes, merchandise, among other things. Or they used to, before Disney's stock tanked and their parks closed down. Although I suppose the mental gymnastics and programming remained, and they refused to change their beliefs and admit that they were wrong. Kind of like how Soviet propaganda remained in the west among pro-Communist academics despite the fact that the USSR collapsed.

Part of my social circle stopped the blatant Disney shilling after IX came to an end and now say "that was stupid" or something along those lines. Guess IX was too much even for them, and they liked TLJ. I still expect them to go back to bootlicking for Disney's next trilogy, but I'd be surprised if they didn't. A few of them though have an almost borderline disturbing obsession with Baby Yoda, not as bad as the ones on Reddit who pretend that their baby Yoda doll is alive and their child or who think Baby Yoda is real, but its almost there...

I'm sure Filoni will try and force some super evil antagonist on her like Disney's Vong Grysk, like Ahsoka was busy protecting the whole galaxy from this far bigger invasion threat while Rey was busy with her FO boyfriend...

Funny enough, I still think TLJ is worse than EP IX. At least the latter is just nonsense that you can eat popcorn with as background noise. TLJ actively insults the Original Trilogy and almost everyone who calls themselves "Star Wars fans." I'll take incoherent gibberish over coherent insults any day.

As for the Baby Yoda freaks, it's easy to get them something for Christmas or birthdays, I suppose, with all the Baby Yoda merch now cluttering up the stores.

That does seem like the kind of story Filoni would write. Ahsoka, Ezra, and Thrawn, all together on some big wacky adventure stopping another alien threat while the rest of the galaxy is burning from the Resistance-First Order War.
 
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As I said before, it's not just dogma. Disney SW fans who are loyal get free stuff, passes, merchandise among other things. Or they used to, before Disney's stock tanked and their parks closed down. Although I suppose the mental gymnastics and programming remained, and they refused to change their beliefs and admit that they were wrong.

That's the thing though, he doesn't give a shit about Disney in general, he's a Star Wars obsessive. Before all this we used to discuss the Vong and Caedeus and all that. Now it's just Disney EU shit. As for free shit, he lives in Florida, resident passes and all that are cheap. When I was still there, minor power level, my residence pass was cheaper than another friends ILM discount pass, so it's definitely not about stupid shit like that.
 
That's the thing though, he doesn't give a shit about Disney in general, he's a Star Wars obsessive. Before all this we used to discuss the Vong and Caedeus and all that. Now it's just Disney EU shit. As for free shit, he lives in Florida, resident passes and all that are cheap. When I was still there, minor power level, my residence pass was cheaper than another friends ILM discount pass, so it's definitely not about stupid shit like that.

Maybe he's just a SW brand shill in general. He doesn't realize that the old Lucasfilm is dead, most of its veterans got fired by the new Disney administration. He doesn't realize the empty corpse that the brand is now.

9 did more than its fair share of insulting the OT, you can't really get worse than "Vader died for nothing".

To be frank, Episode VII already did that by undoing everything the heroes accomplished after Endor. At least with IX, they were finally being honest about it and brought back the Emperor so he can do some honest-to-God scenery-chewing. At least that was entertaining enough to sit through.
 
To be frank, Episode VII already did that by undoing everything the heroes accomplished after Endor.
I'd argue 9 is still worse. Looking at it from the perspective of VII, Vader's sacrifice still at least destroyed the most terrifyingly powerful evil guy in the galaxy and let the Rebels topple the Empire. The heroes may have wasted the opportunity they were handed, but at least they had the opportunity.

But 9 goes further - now all Vader accomplished was minorly inconveniencing Sidious while the Rebels and the Empire fought over the arrangement of the deck chairs on the Titanic, and the real evil empire chugged right along putting the final coat of paint on their billions of portable Death Stars.
 
I'd argue 9 is still worse. Looking at it from the perspective of VII, Vader's sacrifice still at least destroyed the most terrifyingly powerful evil guy in the galaxy and let the Rebels topple the Empire. The heroes may have wasted the opportunity they were handed, but at least they had the opportunity.

But 9 goes further - now all Vader accomplished was minorly inconveniencing Sidious while the Rebels and the Empire fought over the arrangement of the deck chairs on the Titanic, and the real evil empire chugged right along putting the final coat of paint on their billions of portable Death Stars.
Also Sidious is both young and is now technically the only living Jedi left according to everyone around his new meat suit. Sith victory in pure totality, and hilariously close to the Dark Timeline that @GeneralFriendliness referenced a few times.

As for me, I partially faded out with Rogue One, since I felt like it was a schizophrenic movie that didn't let things breathe and didn't know quite what it wanted to be. TLJ and the contempt shown by the company utterly nuked any chance of Disney getting clicks from me until massive shakeups occur. Plan IX was just me watching the drunk and retarded people put the coffin that contains the franchise in the shallow grave after pissing on it and looting it.
 
I'd argue 9 is still worse. Looking at it from the perspective of VII, Vader's sacrifice still at least destroyed the most terrifyingly powerful evil guy in the galaxy and let the Rebels topple the Empire. The heroes may have wasted the opportunity they were handed, but at least they had the opportunity.

But 9 goes further - now all Vader accomplished was minorly inconveniencing Sidious while the Rebels and the Empire fought over the arrangement of the deck chairs on the Titanic, and the real evil empire chugged right along putting the final coat of paint on their billions of portable Death Stars.

Not really, no. Episode VII showed us that Palpatine SHOULDN'T have been killed. His death caused a power vacuum that led to an ineffective New Republic and a militant First Order rising in the place of a once-stable Galactic Empire. Under Palpatine's Empire, if you kept your head down, you'd live, 90% of the time. And Palpatine, at most, destroyed one planet and a few warships with his Death Stars. Somewhat destructive, but small-scale, in the grand scale of things. And in most cases, the Empire kept people safe so long as they obeyed. Come Palpatine's death, and the New Republic is shown to be ineffective at holding the Core Worlds, and the militant First Order has no bones about destroying five planets with one shot from Starkiller Base. The Core Worlds got a useless government, while the Outer Rim was overrun by a violent Imperial remnant that was a pirate state in all but name. Far from justifying the heroes of the OT, Episode VII shows us that their actions led to an even worse situation, since both the Core Worlds and the Outer Rim were stabilized under the Empire, and OT Palpatine was nowhere near the nutcase Snoke was when the latter ordered the firing of Starkiller Base. Far from justifying Vader's sacrifice, EPVII showed us that not only was it uneccessary, but it doomed the galaxy by destabilizing it.

At least Episode 9 is just a silly space epic where stuff blew up and Palpatine looked cool. They realized that they already raped the OT to hell and back with TFA and TLJ, so they might as well finish the job and have Palpatine come back and chew the scenery for extra brownie points.

Also Sidious is both young and is now technically the only living Jedi left according to everyone around his new meat suit. Sith victory in pure totality, and hilariously close to the Dark Timeline that @GeneralFriendliness referenced a few times.

As for me, I partially faded out with Rogue One, since I felt like it was a schizophrenic movie that didn't let things breathe and didn't know quite what it wanted to be. TLJ and the contempt shown by the company utterly nuked any chance of Disney getting clicks from me until massive shakeups occur. Plan IX was just me watching the drunk and retarded people put the coffin that contains the franchise in the shallow grave after pissing on it and looting it.

Yes, that story would have been great, Rey Palpatine being the new Voice of the Emperor for Sidious. That would never be something Disney would do, though, unless some real sadistic nut (like me!) ends up taking over Disney to approve that kind of story.

Rogue One was a bit schizophrenic and canon-breaking. I'd much prefer Dark Forces, but taken on its own terms, Rogue One is still okay, but it was schizophrenic because the creator wanted a gritty war movie and Disney wanted a fun space adventure for kids.

TLJ was just Disney giving the bird to the fans. Back then, they could afford it, because the parks and the money coming in from the parks kept them afloat. Now that the parks are ghost towns, they've got no choice but to back down from the canon-raping of TLJ and beg for the fans' forgiveness with S7 Clone Wars and the Mandalorian.

That's a good description for EPIX. It's basically the equivalent of me going into Freedon Nadd's tomb in KOTOR 2 and looting his lightsaber from his corpse after I robbed the rest of the place.
 
Speaking of raped corpses, remember @LORD IMPERATOR , Sidious in Disney lore is a retarded maniac whose empire only functioned because of some random super woman who ran everything for him silently. He by himself would ruin everything by building endless doomsday machines... ignoring how he managed to reestablish a private and hidden Sith Empire in the Unknown Regions by himself after nearly dying from an explosion (by their own retarded lore). Not even Sheev can escape the sheer hatred of Kennedy and Iger for quality work, even if they accidentally made him the smartest and most successful man alive.
 
Speaking of raped corpses, remember @LORD IMPERATOR , Sidious in Disney lore is a retarded maniac whose empire only functioned because of some random super woman who ran everything for him silently. He by himself would ruin everything by building endless doomsday machines... ignoring how he managed to reestablish a private and hidden Sith Empire in the Unknown Regions by himself after nearly dying from an explosion (by their own retarded lore). Not even Sheev can escape the sheer hatred of Kennedy and Iger for quality work, even if they accidentally made him the smartest and most successful man alive.

Yes, because even the guy who ran a massive war where he controlled both sides is nothing before the power of SJW feminism and woke social justice policies! In the old canon and the prequels, Palpatine is a 4D-chess player. In the new canon, he's Joffrey fucking Baratheon mixed with Wile E. Coyote.
 
Thats the point I have made before about that character and why she makes no sense.

Agreed; Space Aladin does a lot wrong, but I felt the way it handled the Jedi who appeared (Kenobi and Yoda not withstanding) I felt did a good job of 'incidentizing' the fate of post-order 66 Jedi: They went into hiding, but couldn't turn their back on their duty to the galaxy and the rebellion as we see it in ANH is built on their sacrifice. The mostly unseen or unknown assistance of jedi in hiding is how the Rebellion was able grow large enough to be a serious threat despite the Empire's power and size.
edit: expounding a bit, a noble, unsung selfsacrifice being the ultimate expression of the Jedi code.

Then they pull Ahsoka out of the space/time anus and whelp, fuck that.
 
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Thats the point I have made before about that character and why she makes no sense.
I would just ignore it and not point it out, because if enough people do they will make an Ahsoka trilogy that is going on during the OT and I promise you the following thing will happen.

Ashoka fought and killed the -REAL- Anakin Skywalker and the one Luke fought was just a Clone with all his memories.
 
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My wife and her boyfriend named our daughter Captain-Phasma!❤
We have reached peak Disneytism. Not only did they name her Phasma... they named her "Captain-Phasma"... What kind of sick cunts would do this? Giving their daughter a name like Captain...
Congratulations on your first child @GeneralFriendliness
>implying I would name my daughter after a Disney OC
Its like you don't even know me my dude.
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