Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

Idubbbz once again proving how much of a simp he is by lying to the government in order to cross the closed Canadian border. Looks like he made it across.

I was under the impression that he owned a 1.4 acre home in California while she lived in Alberta somewhere. She had some reservations about living in the States and so did he about coming to Canada.

To clarify, neither of them are willing to give up their citizenship to live with the other person 100% of the time.
It's usually Anisa coming to America, using her full 6-month travel visa to be with Ian. Then she has to wait 6-months before she can enter the country again.
When it comes to Ian, he comes to live with her when he feels like it. The longest he's lived with her in Canada is 3 months and then he fucks off back to America until Anisa comes back. He's been seen spitting on her walls and hanging out at Edmonton bus stops midday.

Now that Anisa owns her home, it's more likely they'll continue this weird on&off relationship.

 

[M0JY0]

The way she hikes her undies up over her hip bones is so redundant. It doesn't create any illusion. It looks like she's giving herself a wedgie. Why couldn't she just work with her own body type instead of butchering it and trying to make it look like something it isn't?

I thought the same thing, I think the photos where she goes the 'sporty' route are her best photos (like the hiking photos). She talked about playing lacrosse and being an athlete. It's an interest that she can be completely natural about and would work well with these kinds of photos. I also thought she had a nice body pre-boob job.

Getting implants and trying to play into the sexy, thicc lingerie look is just... so not her. She feels out of place and soon enough her (paying) audience will sense that she is uncomfortable.

Idubbbz once again proving how much of a simp he is by lying to the government in order to cross the closed Canadian border. Looks like he made it across.
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To clarify, neither of them are willing to give up their citizenship to live with the other person 100% of the time.
It's usually Anisa coming to America, using her full 6-month travel visa to be with Ian. Then she has to wait 6-months before she can enter the country again.
When it comes to Ian, he comes to live with her when he feels like it. The longest he's lived with her in Canada is 3 months and then he fucks off back to America until Anisa comes back. He's been seen spitting on her walls and hanging out at Edmonton bus stops midday.

Now that Anisa owns her home, it's more likely they'll continue this weird on&off relationship.

That is very interesting. That supports the theory of Ian propping her up financially. Typically to prove a common-law relationship Canadian Border officials will ask for a mortgage or rental agreement as proof. If you don't have either of those things, they will deny you.

I'm going to put my money on Ian's name being on that brand new mortgage agreement somehow. There is no other way I can fathomably imagine him getting in.

 

[DumbDude42]

To clarify, neither of them are willing to give up their citizenship to live with the other person 100% of the time.
It's usually Anisa coming to America, using her full 6-month travel visa to be with Ian. Then she has to wait 6-months before she can enter the country again.

couldn't they just get a formal marriage in america? that would immediately grant her permanent residency rights in the usa, no?
seems easier and more straightforward than trying to convince canadian authorities that there is 'common law marriage' between two people who dont even live in the same country

 

[longjohn]

Well that happened sooner that I anticipated! Guess I glossed over that tweet...How the fuck did that happen? LOL I literally don't get it. Canada needs to get their shit together. They are not remotely common-law, and does that even work internationally?

There isn't even a residency requirement to own property in Canada as far as I know, so I'm with @a nervous creature. I bet Ian's name is on that house. Explains a lot honestly.

Edit: @DumbDude42 No, that would just shorten the requirements to getting your GC and to become a citizen. By a a considerable amount, if I recall. Basically, she'd still need to live and work here for a number of years and apply for citizenship. Being married streamlines that though.

 

[Tard Repository]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought dual-citizenship was still an option? Maybe not at the moment because Americans are attempting to hop the border en-masse, but still.

 

[M0JY0]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought dual-citizenship was still an option? Maybe not at the moment because Americans are attempting to hop the border en-masse, but still.

Canadians with dual citizenship have to carry a Canadian passport as well as a passport from the other country. As for citizenship through marriage, marrying a Canadian doesn't make you a citizen. You still have to undergo the same process as people who come to Canada and seek citizenship for other reasons. I do not know if it is the same in the States. To my understanding you get a green card after a certain amount of time which at least gives you permanent residency.

... All I know is Ian is definitely not getting in because he is a citizen, haha. Sorry if I misunderstood.

Edit: Fixed punctuation.

 

[FlyingWeirdo]

Well this is confusing, doesn't seem like he's in Canada yet after all? So what was up with the drawn on pictures on the coffee?

 

[longjohn]

Schrodinger's border crossing. Jfc.

Then I was initially right and jumped the gun? Inb4 He actually IS in Canada...

If he makes it across pre-border opening, then we at least know something's seriously fishy: she doesn't live in the states more than 6 mo at a time and they don't share property and she's allegedly not dependent on him, and in basically her own words, they live separate lives. Common sense dictates, based on what she puts out about their relationship, that they are not common-law spouses nor are they passably interdependent enough to declare his crossing essential. Btw, no shame in being dependent, she just publicly makes a point of declaring she's totally independent, takes care of herself, and doesn't rely on his money to own the haters probably. She budged a little bit a few months ago saying they went dutch only the first 2 years of their relationship, yet her crusade to make her own big girl income and the fact that she has to point out every time she uses her own money doesn't make them look at all like a unit publicly.

Anyway, if he doesn't make it in, we can all laugh at these tards having tried to lie to the Canadian Government because they're shitty people. That's okay too.

 

[Schmeckel]

I didn't make it far into that godawful video. Firstly, she looks like Ellen Page if she ate Ellen Page. Then I got to her saying "These sporty dudes... They fit kinda... Weird." No shit, Sherlock. You hike your britches up so high the waistband is basically in your armpits. It's a wonder that you're not on twatter complaining that your oyster ditch has 3rd degree friction burns.

 

[Archeopthryx]

Without makeup she looks like Hope Chapman

 

[One Fist Man]

I guess it’s true. They haven’t had sex in a while. Maybe since her onlyfans start?

 

[Table Country]

I guess it’s true. They haven’t had sex in a while. Maybe since her onlyfans start?

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Would you fuck somebody who looks like trailer trash and has a terrible boobjob and has fucked-up nipples as a result of that boobjob?

 

[Carnavoyeur]

The way she hikes her undies up over her hip bones is so redundant. It doesn't create any illusion. It looks like she's giving herself a wedgie. Why couldn't she just work with her own body type instead of butchering it and trying to make it look like something it isn't?

The only illusion it creates is making her look even more dumpy and rectangular. I couldn't make it past the second pair of underwear but when she has them on her hips where a normal person would wear them, she looks fine. Then she goes full wedgie and it removes like 5 inches from her torso and she looks like she has dwarfism.

 

[onlysimps]

Marrying a Canadian or American does not instantly grant you citizenship, or even permanent residency. If Anisa wanted to get into America permanently, they would need to file a K-1 visa. That takes about 6-9 months to approve, then she would have 3 months to move to America, if approved, and marry. Then she would need to apply for permanent residency using the marriage certificate, and that takes a further 12+ months to complete. For Ian to move to Canada, there isn't a "spousal visa". She would need to apply for a spousal sponsorship application, and Ian would need a foreign immigrant visa that was granted to him by a Canadian embassy within America.

I've heard that Canada's marriage visa's are troublesome and even harder to get than American K-1 visa's. They request things like chat logs, photos, proof of a real relationship. They WILL look through these things and ask questions directly related to what they see in your proof. However, I theorise that Ian may not be able to prove his income for a K-1 visa. If you can't prove your income, and you don't earn a guaranteed, stable certain amount of money, someone else would have to sponsor your fiance, so a family member or friend. So basically, cucklord Ian can't prove he can provide, whereas OnlyFans and the simps prove Anisa can.

 

[VeronicaXOXO]

really can't decide 1 or 2

Honestly her upper face is fine, she has an average canthal tilt and not a terrible amount of scleral show in the eyes - they're average - even a little above.
However, her jaw and jowls are terrible. I have a feeling she's a mouth breather - She should seriously start mewing and having proper jaw posture. She constantly has a double chin-- but of course that would take effort.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

Idubbbz sitting right next to Anisa while she takes onlyfans photos. She's really playing into the cuck fantasy



Her new stuff she's baiting as nudes on twitter.

 

[onlysimps]

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really can't decide 1 or 2

Honestly her upper face is fine, she has an average canthal tilt and not a terrible amount of scleral show in the eyes - they're average - even a little above.
However, her jaw and jowls are terrible. I have a feeling she's a mouth breather - She should seriously start mewing and having proper jaw posture. She constantly has a double chin-- but of course that would take effort.
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She has fat around her chin and neck. She's basically entirely fat (high body fat %) and has no muscle: she's the textbook example of 'skinny fat'. She needs to lose probably about 8-10kg to lose that from her face. It's what makes her face look disproportionate to the rest of her body.

 

[OfficerBagget]

Her new stuff she's baiting as nudes on twitter.
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She looks like shes letting out some farts...

 

[Ciscoipphone]

Oh trust me, I 100% agree with you. Sorry if I sperged out. As a Canadian it just irritates me to see them both talking that way. Americans trying to sneak past the border has been a real issue. The US has hit five million cases, it's not under control yet. If he wants to come here he will have to wait. If she can't wait, she is more than welcome to jump into the Coronavirus Thunderdome and ride that dick.

I can't help but wonder how much she makes, considering a bank was willing to give her a mortgage... Onlyfans/Youtube/online shenanigans are usually considered unstable income by financial institutions. She mentions on Twitter that she was going to lie to the bank teller about her occupation when withdrawing her cheques. Makes you wonder what she told the mortgage specialist...

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Edit: Reformatted paragraph.

hmm... beaver basher has a nice ring to it

 

[Fapcop]

Idubbbz sitting right next to Anisa while she takes onlyfans photos. She's really playing into the cuck fantasy
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Her new stuff she's baiting as nudes on twitter.
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WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?

She’s not the ugliest chick in the world, she’s a totally passable 7 after someone had a few drinks.

But these pics are just shit-tier and makes her look like a big tittied trailer-trash 4.


Exactly how fucked up are your nipples if you cover them (with some sort of undercup, lol! How big are those nips?!) IN A PICTURE WHERE YOU SHOW YOUR SNATCH?!

We’re clearly moving beyond “Tee-hee, you can’t see my nipples cause I’m a good girl!”-territory, and into “Boohoo, you can’t see my nipples cause they’re a fucking horrorshow!”-land.


What’s with that ass spreading pic? That’s not sexy, it looks like she’s about to fart. Or is one of those Thai hookers who shoot ping pong balls out their butthole.


And would it fucking kill her to give it a little shoop?

Nothing big, just remove those moles and pimples from her ass. It looks like specs of shit or something. On an already ginormous ham of an ass.
(And not in the good thicc way. The shitty angle and composition totally ruined that.)