Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

It takes some time, but people do snap out of their "consume product and then get excited for next products" stupor.

it's also not cool to like star wars anymore. consensus at best is ambivalence (so people don't have to think about how they could ever like that shit). the normie/faux nerd sphere has moved on.

As for me, I partially faded out with Rogue One, since I felt like it was a schizophrenic movie that didn't let things breathe and didn't know quite what it wanted to be. TLJ and the contempt shown by the company utterly nuked any chance of Disney getting clicks from me until massive shakeups occur. Plan IX was just me watching the drunk and retarded people put the coffin that contains the franchise in the shallow grave after pissing on it and looting it.

I can accept RO as "shit" because it's pretty much disconnected from the main episodes. which also works in it's favor, it doesn't have the constant skywalker-wank and we finally get some new characters that aren't complete dogshit (just underutilized, but there's only so much you can do in a single movie). also no happy end which takes some balls, because it's difficult selling merch for year for dead characters.
the movie is all over the place thanks to kennedy and disney, but even in that state I can still rewatch RO (and solo if I tell myself it's just a random smuggler) for some star wars fix, while even back during TFA I almost died of boredom the second time.

The Baby Yoda shit not moving though is a bit suspicious considering how much people drool over them online and even the sequel failures shouldn't be enough to turn off their appeal just yet. So either the hype is overblown and partly artificial or its the fault of the pandemic.

I think it was mostly overblown. just look back at who was crazy about baby yoda and shilled the fuck out of it. the only reason that shilling got a better response than before was because mandalorian wasn't complete crap and enjoyable in it's own right.
all in all I don't see collectors or the average star wars nerd go apeshit over baby yoda, that's more of a OMG PORGS!!! thing from wine moms and sois. now baby yoda is sooooo 2019. just get ready for a repeat once the second season hit.
 
it's also not cool to like star wars anymore. consensus at best is ambivalence (so people don't have to think about how they could ever like that shit). the normie/faux nerd sphere has moved on.

I can accept RO as "shit" because it's pretty much disconnected from the main episodes. which also works in it's favor, it doesn't have the constant skywalker-wank and we finally get some new characters that aren't complete dogshit (just underutilized, but there's only so much you can do in a single movie). also no happy end which takes some balls, because it's difficult selling merch for year for dead characters.
the movie is all over the place thanks to kennedy and disney, but even in that state I can still rewatch RO (and solo if I tell myself it's just a random smuggler) for some star wars fix, while even back during TFA I almost died of boredom the second time.

I think it was mostly overblown. just look back at who was crazy about baby yoda and shilled the fuck out of it. the only reason that shilling got a better response than before was because mandalorian wasn't complete crap and enjoyable in it's own right.
all in all I don't see collectors or the average star wars nerd go apeshit over baby yoda, that's more of a OMG PORGS!!! thing from wine moms and sois. now baby yoda is sooooo 2019. just get ready for a repeat once the second season hit.

It depends. Liking OLD Star Wars (OG movies, old EU) gets you nerd points. Liking new Star Wars outside of the Mandalorian, Rogue One, and the Clone Wars makes you into a public whipping boy/girl.

RO was made with some passion, that's why. TFA was made by a corporate board wanting cheap cash from Red Letter Media fans and feminists.

Baby Yoda is more for kids and casuals. I know my old history teacher loves that stuff. So do the kids. The real SW nerds don't really see much in the Mandalorian outside of some decent entertainment.
 
Never watched Mandalorian, but I'm getting some serious "Lone Wolf and Cub" vibes from it.
That might even be a good thing, if it means that they have any kind of inspiration, rather than just shitting out a committee approved, focus group tested, soulless product.
I mean, there's still that green turd thing hanging out to act as a mascot, so it's not entirely devoid of cold, pragmatic decisions to make money and gain affection.
 
Never watched Mandalorian, but I'm getting some serious "Lone Wolf and Cub" vibes from it.
That might even be a good thing, if it means that they have any kind of inspiration, rather than just shitting out a committee approved, focus group tested, soulless product.
I mean, there's still that green turd thing hanging out to act as a mascot, so it's not entirely devoid of cold, pragmatic decisions to make money and gain affection.

It's worth a watch. It's essentially Fistful of Dollars with a not-Boba Fett skin.
 
It's worth a watch. It's essentially Fistful of Dollars with a not-Boba Fett skin.
I'll definetly check it out some day, when I know that the show doesn't turn to shit at the halfway point (still reeling from the last 2 GoT seasons). If they manage to get it to a conclusion, I might look up where to get it - preferably without giving Disney any money, maybe some used blu-ray or something.
 
I'll definetly check it out some day, when I know that the show doesn't turn to shit at the halfway point (still reeling from the last 2 GoT seasons). If they manage to get it to a conclusion, I might look up where to get it - preferably without giving Disney any money, maybe some used blu-ray or something.

I just torrented it myself.
 
She made sense in the first 5 seasons. Afterwards, not so much. Which is why Lucas wanted her dead by the time the OT comes along.

Personally, I'd say Annakin froze her in carbonite because he convinced himself that she could be turned, someday; actually, he just couldn't kill her. Then have her found and unfrozen when the fuss died down.

They obviously forgot about what happened when people named their daughters after Daenerys Targaryen and she became a nutcase in Game of Thrones Season 8. The bullying that girls with that name will get in the future will be intense.

I wonder when people stopped saying, "Dude, you named your daughter after Peter Pan's girlfriend?"

Not that I think it's likely "Daenerys" or "Annakin" are going to catch on.
 
I'll definetly check it out some day, when I know that the show doesn't turn to shit at the halfway point (still reeling from the last 2 GoT seasons). If they manage to get it to a conclusion, I might look up where to get it - preferably without giving Disney any money, maybe some used blu-ray or something.

The Mandalorian is basically Fallout: New Vegas in space, if you catch my drift.

The Mandalorian: The Courier
Baby Yoda: The Platinum Chip
Other Mandalorians: Brotherhood of Steel/Enclave Remnants
IG-11: Securitrons
New Republic: New California Republic
Imperial Remnants: Caesar's Legion
Moff Gideon: Caesar

As for Game of Thrones, I stopped at Season 4 and made my own canon onwards. Aside from the High Sparrow stuff, I didn't see much value in the later seasons outside of action and laughs.

Personally, I'd say Annakin froze her in carbonite because he convinced himself that she could be turned, someday; actually, he just couldn't kill her. Then have her found and unfrozen when the fuss died down.

I wonder when people stopped saying, "Dude, you named your daughter after Peter Pan's girlfriend?"

Not that I think it's likely "Daenerys" or "Annakin" are going to catch on.

That would be a nice way of putting it. But I would rather stick to what Lucas wanted and have her get killed either in TCW or Rebels.

It seems that nerd culture has supplanted classical civilization to the point where people are gonna start naming kids after fictional characters. I wouldn't be surprised to bump across some girl named Galadriel in the near future.
 
As for Game of Thrones, I stopped at Season 4 and made my own canon onwards. Aside from the High Sparrow stuff, I didn't see much value in the later seasons outside of action and laughs.
If only I had been so smart. The later seasons did have their moments, ironically, episode 2 of season 8 was pretty neat, it was people getting ready for a big battle and it had a very somber atmosphere... then came the big battle of Winterfell and it made me so mad that I decided to drop the show before the credits roled.
It seems that nerd culture has supplanted classical civilization to the point where people are gonna start naming kids after fictional characters. I wouldn't be surprised to bump across some girl named Galadriel in the near future.
I knew a guy named Merlin. It's nothing new to name kids after fictional characters.
 
If only I had been so smart. The later seasons did have their moments, ironically, episode 2 of season 8 was pretty neat, it was people getting ready for a big battle and it had a very somber atmosphere... then came the big battle of Winterfell and it made me so mad that I decided to drop the show before the credits roled.

I knew a guy named Merlin. It's nothing new to name kids after fictional characters.

Yeah, I remember some podcasters looking at Episode 2 of Season 8 and saying how the show was good again, only for their hopes to be dashed when the next episode rolled. When the Battle of Winterfell isn't even as good as a previous battle like King's Landing or even Helm's Deep from LOTR, it goes to show that the show-writers weren't even trying. Pity, the actors and set designers did their best.

At least naming your kids after fictional characters from decades-old works is fine. I mean, those stories were long over. It's not like people are gonna name their kids "Boromir" or "Saruman" anytime soon considering how those characters turned out.
 
I'll definetly check it out some day, when I know that the show doesn't turn to shit at the halfway point (still reeling from the last 2 GoT seasons). If they manage to get it to a conclusion, I might look up where to get it - preferably without giving Disney any money, maybe some used blu-ray or something.
Pretty much why I don't bother with ongoing popular series anymore, shows, novels, manga, etc (especially if they're "trending") until after they're over and done with (I don't give two shits about spoilers anyway), otherwise it'll either turn to crap halfway through, devolve into some self-fellating woke wankery or have a godawful ending that will make everyone pissed, and those three seem to be the most recurring results these days. Dark Crystal Age of Resistance is one thing I'm really looking forward to, but I'd rather wait for that shit to be over and done with before finding out I wasted precious mortal hours on something that just shits itself and disgraces the legacy of the material its adapting halfway in or right towards the end.
 
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They didn't learn from Republic military leaders or some military school. They learned at the feet of Jedi Masters and used what they learned on the battlefield.
And still couldn't defeat the Mandos in the end without sacrificing a huge part of their own forces to do it. It's as if the Americans simultaneously nuked the Fifth Fleet in addition to Hiroshima and Nagasaki at the end of WWII.

The Secret Sith Empire was KOTOR 2's doing. And again, it's another case of the Mandos not being as strong as they're hyped up to be. Mandos joining the True Sith should have been the end for the Republic. Instead, the 'Pubs beat the shit out of both of them by the end of the vanilla SWTOR story. Down to the point where the Sith Empire was collapsing and the Mandos who were paid to win the war couldn't win it for shit.
According to the synopsis on Wookieepedia, it seems more like most of the Mandalorians simply weren't interested in the Sith cause.

The New Sith Wars encompassed the 1000-year period from 2000 BBY to 1000 BBY. That included the campaign against the Dark Underlord.
You claimed that the strike against the Dark Underlord (calling such a brief operation a "campaign" is extremely misleading) brought the New Sith Wars to an end, even though it actually took place centuries before the Seventh Battle of Ruusan, which actually ended the New Sith Wars. That's sloppy. Very sloppy.

No, my assessment is still correct.
LOL no.

didn't quit the Jedi Order because of that-he quit because Qui-Gon got killed by a Sith Lord and the Jedi weren't hunting down the other Sith, so Dooku left to go and kill the other Sith, only for said Sith to entice him to join forces because they both hate the corrupt and failing Republic.
Dooku was meeting with Darth Sidious even before Qui-Gonn was killed, actually. And, as he states in Open Seasons #4, after Galidraan he refused to ever undertake another mission for the Jedi, so his departure from the Order was already pretty much set in stone at that point.

The Filoniverse's timeline doesn't count for Legends.
Don't bring that Mouse-speak in here.

Eh, no. The Jedi have been objectively proven to be better at war than the Mandos due to them winning almost every war they get into.
Your thought processes are hilariously simplistic.


Legacy of the Force, which posits that Jaina needs to learn to be a Mando to fight a Sith.
Exact words, please.

Except again, the games only do that because of the lore.
The games do that because they tend to focus more on making the player feel powerful than respecting the lore.

You'd need a Mandalore like Canderous or Jango to kill the average Jedi in melee, and even then, they won't stand a chance against a powerful Jedi like Revan or Anakin.
Color me doubtful that Mandalore the Ultimate was personally capturing all of those Jedi that Demagol went through trying to narrow down the source of Force powers.


Despite Jedi being "thick as Mynocks" on the front lines even in the very early days of the Mandalorian War (according to Knights of the Old Republic #8), they don't seem to have been that much of a problem for the Mandalorians to deal with, either on the battlefield or in terms of holding them prisoner.


If Darth Vader wasn't holding back, he'd have crushed Fett's windpipe with a glare. Or made him blow his own brains out. He didn't want to kill Fett because he could use Boba as a future asset to track targets. If he wanted Fett dead, Force Crush would have ended the fight in 3 seconds.
It's made pretty clear in Boba Fett: Enemy of the Empire that Vader is earnestly trying to kill Fett (though Vader also acknowledges that Fett might kill him instead):

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Ultimately, Fett does get the opportunity to kill Vader, but decides against it, since it wouldn't be to his ultimate benefit in the long run:

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You just have to accept that these gratuitous insta-kill Force-powers you love so much simply aren't reconcilable with G-Canon and/or good storytelling.

Not really. The Sith usually get close to victory, but it's their infighting that kills them. Exar Kun War, the Jedi Civil War, Great Galactic Wars, New Sith Wars, so on. They consistently beat the Jedi on the field and only lose due to infighting. The Mandalorians are usually united when fighting the Jedi, and they still lose horribly. Down to the point where they got nearly eradicated TWICE by the Jedi.
Not really. The Mandalorians were actually dealing with in-fighting of their own during the Great Crusade, and for that matter, the Sith are the last people to have any grounds to criticize about getting eradicated by the Jedi. 😂

You do realize that one Sith was distracted, right?
Yes, that's precisely the point. Jedi and Sith get distracted all the damn time.

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Hey, if you think having multiple Mandos fight ONE Sith is fair, then a Sith calling on a couple dozen Imp soldiers and several apprentices would be fair game too, huh?
They'd be just as likely to let you die so as to take your place in the ranks. 😉

Also, Jacen is far more powerful than that One Sith. He was a member of the Skywalker clan gone over to the Dark Side. He'd be at Palpatine or Vader levels of strength.

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Outside of the one time where the Mandos worked with the Alliance, most of the time, the "True Mandalorians" aren't moral at all. At their best day, they work for assholes with fat wallets for pay.
The nature of the True Mandalorians' clients is rather vague. It's widely stated that Jaster Mereel's vision for the Mandos was as an honorable mercenary army, but there's no information on who they were fighting or whom they were fighting for and why. Of Jango's True Mandalorians, we only know that they took up a contract with the Governor of Galidraan to put down some armed rebellion, and the Governor himself seems to be on good terms with the Republic and acting within his rights (other than lying about the Mandalorians, of course), since the Jedi don't seem to give a shit about prosecuting him for having those rebels killed.

There's a reason why most SW EU fans see Boba Fett and other Mandos as murderous assholes who kill things for pay.
"Most SW EU fans"? Did you take a poll? 😏

Maybe the Mandos were moral under Fenn Shysa during the Rebellion years, (and maybe the Mandos during the beginning of the Sith-Imperial War) because they were genuinely fighting for freedom for the galaxy, but outside of that, the Mandos are bad guys who kill people for pay. Stop pretending that they're moral.
Stop getting so bent out of shape about fictional people.

You don't see Sith or Imperial fans like me arguing the Sith/the Empire are saints, do you?
You've never heard the retort "the Empire did nothing wrong"? 😉

I love those assholes BECAUSE they're assholes, and they're honest about it. They work to bring about a greater good with bringing order to the galaxy, but they're not going to pretend like they're the second coming of Mother Teresa.
If they believe that they are working towards a greater good then they are, in fact, moral people, just after a different fashion than the morality of the Jedi.

Other Lucasarts-approved fiction show the Jedi killing the Mandos rather handily, from the Old Republic games to Jango's backstory. So it's kind of an even split.
Lucasfilm-approved trumps Lucasarts-approved.

No shit, Leia is a bigshot Alliance leader.
Leia is one woman. Also, she ends up getting captured by the Imperials and having to be rescued by Fenn. While she certainly fights earnestly alongside the Mandos in defeating the Imperial garrison at Keldabe, it's mostly the Mandalorians themselves who are responsible for liberating their planet.

Vosa says it herself that she killed 20 Mandalorians during "that day."
Vosa is also nuttier than a bag of squirrels. 😂

The Mandalorian Neo-Crusaders didn't even try to hide the fact that they were murderous bastards. They just saw war as a way of life and waged war on anyone that can provide a fight...
And this was, from their point of view, a moral and noble cause.

Except Lucas would probably say otherwise, and one Grand Admiral having that opinion doesn't make it true. That could have just been a hallucination brought on by something else.
It's not an opinion. It's a mystic vision from God, essentially.

Also, if that vision were true, then the Sith are right, since their religion IS conflict and growth. They have the same beliefs as the Mandos, except they allow for backstabbing...
And so they are extinct, while the Mandos still endure.

Yes, Mandalore the Indomitable respected Ulic after the latter beat him. Which explains why I like him too...
In other words, Mandalore the Indomitable is the Good Jew to your SS Hauptsturmführer.

still kept sending Jedi to military hotspots, like that one place in Naboo where a military blockade of armed warships was harassing the locals. Oops. Looks like he didn't practice what he preached.
Vallorum didn't send Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan to Naboo in the capacity of military commandos. They were explicitly sent as ambassadors to negotiate with the Trade Federation.

No, it's not arrogant to expect people to NOT be whiny when they lose at their own game. It's called "manners." When you lose, be it a card game or a war, you take it with your chin up and do your best to learn from what happened.
Yeah, that's the problem with them Mandos, boy! Don't know their place! They's just too damn uppity!

The Mandalorians' portrayal of being salty about Galidraan ruins their character when in previous portrayals, they looked at their losses and did their best to learn from said loss.
The Mandalorian portrayal of being Sith-allied nomads intent on galactic conquest ruins their character when in previous portrayals, they were friendly, honorable soldiers who only fought against the Jedi in the Clone Wars because of interplanetary politics.

(Which was how Mandalore the Indomitable figured out that Lady Keto was a backstabbing bitch.)
The Mandalorian raid on Coruscant in Tales doesn't appear to have been a loss. They suffered little in the way of casualties, captured a powerful new weapon and withdrew of their own accord in good order.

According to Traviss, Celts. But the Mandos I loved were Spartans in space.
Anderson's Mandalorians are more like Mongols, TBH.

Considering how long YOUR posts are, you should practice what you preach.
I said that you should have "kept it on your chest" because your arguments are terrible, not because your post was long. 😉

Basically, the decline in SW toy sales came after TLJ. That was when Disney practically dropped all pretense of wanting the fans to be happy and openly dissed the male SW fan demographic. Force Awakens was decent but boring, Rogue One was a nice little experiment, but The Last Jedi was an open insult, so fans took their wallets and left.
TFA and R1 figures were infamous shelf-warmers in their own right.
 
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TFA and R1 figures were infamous shelf-warmers in their own right.
R1 merch did even worse than TFA toys apparently, and that's saying something, with the only thing that moved from that movie being t-shirts. And as for TFA, there was also that huge warehouse filled to the brim with unsold BB-8 merch that was talked about briefly a few years back. Hell, the most moved TFA merch was just Kylo Ren shit and clothing items. But they overestimated its merch value so damn much that you had aisles of unsold TFA merch that stayed sitting there for years collecting dust. And that's without getting into what a complete disaster TLJ was for merch, especially with the Rose Tico toys. Only thing that did worse around that time was the Forces of Feminism doll line that tried to be Barbie for Star Wars. What the fuck were they thinking? I mean we know what they were thinking, but fuck that's just AAA idiocy right there.

I still remember when my local Toys R Us closed down. Most of the other toys had been cleared out but by the end all that was left were toy stack pyramids of unsold Disney Wars shit. Hell they barely touched the SW aisle. There was no Kylo Ren shit left though, but everything else was just stacks and stacks of TFA, TLJ and expensive interactive Yodas.

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Also the most telling sign of how fucked Disney Wars merch is should be the fact that merch for Plan IX barely even exists. They instead switched to making OT merch to tie-in with the film with only limited release crap to go with it, like shirts and Nacho fighters. The lack of presence of IX merch is the most damning sign of the state Disney left things in.

Its gotten so bad that even the Lord himself has had enough of their shit.
That bolt ended up frying the "Black Spire" of Galaxy's Edge (that stupid black rock tower next to the Ithorian store) which is the "heart of the planet and holy idol of protection and worship" in the park's crummy planet setting of not-Tatooine Batuu.
 
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And still couldn't defeat the Mandos in the end without sacrificing a huge part of their own forces to do it. It's as if the Americans simultaneously nuked the Fifth Fleet in addition to Hiroshima and Nagasaki at the end of WWII.

According to the synopsis on Wookieepedia, it seems more like most of the Mandalorians simply weren't interested in the Sith cause.

You claimed that the strike against the Dark Underlord (calling such a brief operation a "campaign" is extremely misleading) brought the New Sith Wars to an end, even though it actually took place centuries before the Seventh Battle of Ruusan, which actually ended the New Sith Wars. That's sloppy. Very sloppy.

LOL no.

Dooku was meeting with Darth Sidious even before Qui-Gonn was killed, actually. And, as he states in Open Seasons #4, after Galidraan he refused to ever undertake another mission for the Jedi, so his departure from the Order was already pretty much set in stone at that point.

Don't bring that Mouse-speak in here.

Your thought processes are hilariously simplistic.


Exact words, please.

The games do that because they tend to focus more on making the player feel powerful than respecting the lore.

Color me doubtful that Mandalore the Ultimate was personally capturing all of those Jedi that Demagol went through trying to narrow down the source of Force powers.


Despite Jedi being "thick as Mynocks" on the front lines even in the very early days of the Mandalorian War (according to Knights of the Old Republic #8), they don't seem to have been that much of a problem for the Mandalorians to deal with, either on the battlefield or in terms of holding them prisoner.


It's made pretty clear in Boba Fett: Enemy of the Empire that Vader is earnestly trying to kill Fett (though Vader also acknowledges that Fett might kill him instead):

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Ultimately, Fett does get the opportunity to kill Vader, but decides against it, since it wouldn't be to his ultimate benefit in the long run:

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You just have to accept that these gratuitous insta-kill Force-powers you love so much simply aren't reconcilable with G-Canon and/or good storytelling.

Not really. The Mandalorians were actually dealing with in-fighting of their own during the Great Crusade, and for that matter, the Sith are the last people to have any grounds to criticize about getting eradicated by the Jedi. 😂

Yes, that's precisely the point. Jedi and Sith get distracted all the damn time.

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They'd be just as likely to let you die so as to take your place in the ranks. 😉



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The nature of the True Mandalorians' clients is rather vague. It's widely stated that Jaster Mereel's vision for the Mandos was as an honorable mercenary army, but there's no information on who they were fighting or whom they were fighting for and why. Of Jango's True Mandalorians, we only know that they took up a contract with the Governor of Galidraan to put down some armed rebellion, and the Governor himself seems to be on good terms with the Republic and acting within his rights (other than lying about the Mandalorians, of course), since the Jedi don't seem to give a shit about prosecuting him for having those rebels killed.

"Most SW EU fans"? Did you take a poll? 😏

Stop getting so bent out of shape about fictional people.

You've never heard the retort "the Empire did nothing wrong"? 😉

If they believe that they are working towards a greater good then they are, in fact, moral people, just after a different fashion than the morality of the Jedi.

Lucasfilm-approved trumps Lucasarts-approved.

Leia is one woman. Also, she ends up getting captured by the Imperials and having to be rescued by Fenn. While she certainly fights earnestly alongside the Mandos in defeating the Imperial garrison at Keldabe, it's mostly the Mandalorians themselves who are responsible for liberating their planet.

Vosa is also nuttier than a bag of squirrels. 😂

And this was, from their point of view, a moral and noble cause.

It's not an opinion. It's a mystic vision from God, essentially.

And so they are extinct, while the Mandos still endure.

In other words, Mandalore the Indomitable is the Good Jew to your SS Hauptsturmführer.

Vallorum didn't send Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan to Naboo in the capacity of military commandos. They were explicitly sent as ambassadors to negotiate with the Trade Federation.

Yeah, that's the problem with them Mandos, boy! Don't know their place! They's just too damn uppity!

The Mandalorian portrayal of being Sith-allied nomads intent on galactic conquest ruins their character when in previous portrayals, they were friendly, honorable soldiers who only fought against the Jedi in the Clone Wars because of interplanetary politics.

The Mandalorian raid on Coruscant in Tales doesn't appear to have been a loss. They suffered little in the way of casualties, captured a powerful new weapon and withdrew of their own accord in good order.

Anderson's Mandalorians are more like Mongols, TBH.

I said that you should have "kept it on your chest" because your arguments are terrible, not because your post was long. 😉

TFA and R1 figures were infamous shelf-warmers in their own right.
I swear what is it about Mandalorians that inspires such autistic dedication?
Your warrior race wafius are shit Cyril.
But keep doing it anyway.
This shitshow takes me back to the halcyon days of arguing with Mando fags all day long.
We just didn't know how good we had it back then.
 
I swear what is it about Mandalorians that inspires such autistic dedication?
Your warrior race wafius are shit Cyril.
But keep doing it anyway.
This shitshow takes me back to the halcyon days of arguing with Mando fags all day long.
We just didn't know how good we had it back then.
He wants to stick his hydrospanner into Karen's hyperdrive really badly. Also like he never grew up from the seven year old who read those books as his bible.

Also telling he removed the spoilers on his longposting now because he refuses to be courteous.
 
I swear what is it about Mandalorians that inspires such autistic dedication?
What is it about Mandalorians that inspires such autistic hatred? 🤔

Your warrior race wafius are shit Cyril.
No more so than any other faction in the GFFA.

He wants to stick his hydrospanner into Karen's hyperdrive really badly. Also like he never grew up from the seven year old who read those books as his bible.
I swear, you must have been sexually abused as a child.
 
Juicy.

Anyway I finally found the latest Disney Wars comic which finally reveals the identity of the mystery lady who is going to be training Luke from now on cuz fuck Yoda and fuck spending time planning Han's rescue, infiltrating the criminal underworld or fighting cool and hawt android girls belonging to rich green assholes.

Is it Ahsoka?!

Is it Mara Jade?!

Is it Padme's ghost?!

IS IT MA REY SUE STRAIGHT FROM THE FUTURE?!!

Drum roll please...!

BRRRRRRRRRRR

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Its fucking nobody. Just some one off fodder character from the Vader comics from like 2 years ago that Vader tried to kill for 2 pages. She actually wants to kill Luke because he's Vader's kid so she's gonna drown him, but then she'll have a change of heart and teach him Force things I'm sure. Luke is also revealed to love sand and like deserts now... "No pun intended" she says during this seemingly tense moment. Holy fuck these writers.

As expected, the audience for this is smaller than usual but the consoomers are praising this for finally filling all the supposed plotholes in the OT and "finally making Luke less of a gary stu". Holy fuck, these people make me sick.
 
That's not an explanation. But then, that's par for the course with you lot. Never a straight answer as to why you've always got your panties in a twist over one particular corner of the SW fandom, just a lot of autistic screeching.
Says the smugposter who unspoilered his diatribe on purpose and who gets so pissy with disagreement that he tries to force people into avoiding talking about their waifu author via autismal longposting... oh and who and revenge rates days after the intial argument regardless of what that person says because you're still pissed.

Even Asokafags aren't as stifling and sanctimonious, and half of them are pedophiles.
 
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