CHANGES TO CHANNEL- 08/16/20 - Our Gorl Quits the Noom (again).

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Basically Amber is kicking the can down the road - She says she feels she is not willing until then (this translates as she doesnt want to)

She says she is addicted to take out..... I mean WTF? - So this is an excuse to eat how she wants and literally feed her habit until the weight loss Dr takes control - But when she finds out that there is no magic wand and she will have to put some work in she will dump them

SPLITTING = lynn
 
Spend the majority of the morning cleaning...? IRRC, mornings are something she sleeps through but if she's loosely calling the first part of her day 'morning', how much cleaning can there be to do? Only 2 people & 3 small pets live there.

She's really excited about her WLS apt. in September... I call every scent of bullshit on that one. In regards to said visit:

"Everything is going to fall into place... blah, blah, blah...right now I want to be myself & I want support."

In other words, fuck controlling her eating, (last hurrah?), until the WLS appointment & she don't want no nasty, negative Haydur cruel, cruel, cruelty. This WLS is not going to tell her anything she didn't already hear from the WLS she saw last June or July.

Enough clothing for a half dozen women but she still feels a need to order more from Torrid - right.

What an incredible convenient message she happened to read & chose to focus on. The only thing heavy about her imaginary weight loss content is herself. She wants to focus on other things because there's more to her than weight loss. Boo-Boo - there IS no weight loss & what else do you have to offer? Coloring in books my local dollar store sells fore 5-6 year olds? I know! How about a vlog where we see the morning cleaning she talked about?
 
Nothing about her ever makes sense. See: Optavia, Freshly, Weight Watchers, the actual weight loss doctor she saw last year who she got mad at because he said she can eat beef jerky as a snack, etc., etc.
 
* unofficial Official lip licking & tongue thrusting watch*
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first glimpse of the little mouth baby appears at 1:21!!

i noticed a lot of edits so i think shes cutting them out
prob easier to do that then change a life long gross habit
 
(0:00-1:00)
The house is a mess, noom isn't for me because my audience said so, and a weight loss doctor appointment soon, somewhere in September.
(1:00-1:56)
She explains, I just want to be me, im going to tell the weight loss doctor im eating take out every single day, and that's just me being honest.
(1:56-3:33)
She shows us her closet of clothes and a bag, mostly shirts and dresses, and mentions she is not wearing pants until she goes back to the doctor.
(3:34-4:40)
Quick second of her watching obesetobeast, explained she is picking her scabs all over her body because my anxiety, it's REALLY BAD.
(4:41-7:57)
Someone messaged her on instagram, someone said she talks too much about her weight loss, the content is too HEAVY (aka depressing), and doesn't show the action: walking, binging, feelings, daily weigh-ins. She says she will show all the action to weight loss but also wants to be a 'ME' channel.
(7:58-8:23)
Twinkie is wearing pjamas while sitting on the sofa, twinkie is too obese to fit in them properly so Becky had to cut them.
(8:24-9:10)
Shows the candle of the day and she wants us to add her on fitbit.
(9:11-11:45)
Binged watching the bold and beautiful, shows us her phone game, shows us Becky in her room playing the old ps2. Becky tries to make conversation with Amberlynn, Amberlynn is obviously uninterested trying to scurry away from Becky while she's still trying to talk.
(11:45-12:24)
She is getting ready for a shower, explained her pain is in her pelvic area and whenever she does anything it hurts. Outro.

(TL; DW; DR)
The important take away from this video is:
she wanted us to know that she is going to show more instead of talking about it.

('I want this to be a ME channel' -Amber)
it already is a 'me' channel, however an authentic way to re-word it is, she just wants to put up more bullshit, easy content, and get paid with additional asspats.
 
Here we go again. Noom is not for her but you know what? This NEW weight loss doctor will finally be the one because she is super popular and had a waiting list. I am sure this time it will work especially if she sees a therapist that this NEW doctor recommends. I mean what could go wrong? As far as the room Becky has taken over I don't even know what to say. It is pathetic that she is a an adult stuck in a fat child's mind.
 
Another $300+ a year wasted because she won’t cancel even if she easily could. She’s still paying for Weight Watchers, right?
 
YOUR MOM said:
Flexing the faux LV duffel bag.

Where is she going to stay overnight? They moved to Foodtown so where else is there? D&D's house but it's more likely they'd go to Amber's apartment. Who has an extra bed that can hold 500lb + 370lb girlfriend?

The prospect of those 2 stuffing into airplane seats to visit the meth kinfolk is pretty funny.

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Random thought but what would happen if Amber actually bought an airplane ticket online and went to the airport? What could they do? Would they let the Hambeast, all 600LB of her + 300LB Beckster onto the flight so they’re not accused of “fat shaming” and cancelled? Or is that actually a flight risk and they wouldn’t be allowed on? (Regardless of them buying 2 seats each. More so their actual weight...)
 
Can you quit something you haven’t actually started? Out of the four (five?) days, she over-ate in at least two of them, maybe more. I don’t think that really counts as following a plan.

She was happy that her allotted calories were 2400, and then she proceeded to eat close to 4000, while saying that the previous plans were not right because they gave her too many calories. Bitch, they could give you a limit of 50 calories, and you would still order takeout.
 
Amber binged on all the cuuuoooote Noom quizzes and games, so there's nothing left besides not cancelling and burning $150 because Amber is a good consoomer.
 
So, fuck this "being addicted to take out" BS. Every morbidly obese person thinks they are addicted to something. Some say it's fast food, others say carbs, others sweets. Everyone has their vice. And you know what the advice is for everyone, no matter what? Ok, don't do it, ever.

If Amber really thinks she can't control herself with the take out, she just needs to buck up and accept that she can never get take out, ever, for the rest of her life. Maybe once she is maintaining :optimistic: she can schedule it once a week, but she can never deviate from that.

How has sis really not realized yet that this is going to be lots of hard work and things will never fall into place.
 
PRE PRE DIABETIC said:
Random thought but what would happen if Amber actually bought an airplane ticket online and went to the airport? What could they do? Would they let the Hambeast, all 600LB of her + 300LB Beckster onto the flight so they’re not accused of “fat shaming” and cancelled? Or is that actually a flight risk and they wouldn’t be allowed on? (Regardless of them buying 2 seats each. More so their actual weight...)
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There is actually a 600 lb life episode, where they had to put the 600lb women on a lugge cart, because she couldn't fit in the wheelchair. As long as she bought 2 tickets, maybe 4 because Becky is getting close to needing 2, they'd find a way.

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If Amber's "addicted to take out" it's a real shame she just moved to her take out and delivery mecca, isn't it?
She's so full of shit. "Cleaning", what a laugh.
Sad Twinkie's too fat for her doggie clothes and Aunt Thumbhead has to cut them.
And, Amber should really knock before she let's herself into Thumby's room.
 
marjoram said:
If Amber's "addicted to take out" it's a real shame she just moved to her take out and delivery mecca, isn't it?
She's so full of shit. "Cleaning", what a laugh.
Sad Twinkie's too fat for her doggie clothes and Aunt Thumbhead has to cut them.
And, Amber should really knock before she let's herself into Thumby's room.
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I have a new poster idea for Becky's Room .. I mean the guest bedroom door

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KiwiKunt!! said:
...... "IT'S NOT FAIR"

Personally I think those bags are as tacky as fuck = They look cheap and nasty, something you would pick up a TK-Max as an after thought and then stick it in a bigger bag that you regret buying, at the bottom of your wardrobe
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There's some LV stuff I like, but that's hideous.
 
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