🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Guntkvd said:
It boggles my mind that there is still no comprehensive documentary about Ralph. There's so much shit on him, you can easily make two hour video.
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I'm sure toad mcjudas is making a documentary right now. Theres so much to work with so it'll have to be a multiple part documentary,
 
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Leper said:
Its kind of weird to watch the end of Ralph. It has certainly been a wild ride these past few years. Watching a man rise to fame only to stumble is one thing, but it feels like Ralph found a way to stop himself from fumbling at some points only to trip over his leathery gut suck and fall down even more.

I will give you this Ralph, out of all the threads on KF, yours has always held a special place in my heart. All good stories need to have an ending though, and sucking shit off your thumb is certainly a memorable ending.

Drink on, you crazy diamond.
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Yeah, sure
See you in a year
 
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As a somewhat aside, I went down the rabbit hole today of the whole Sargon v. Jim thing. I knew the Cliff's Notes, seen the highlights vids but absorbed all the actual autism that went down.

One of the streams with Jim and Vee on the Kill Stream really stood out to me. Fuck, we dump a lot of shit on Ralph for his white-trash-red-neck-trashburger-jenkem-huffing ways... but the guy on this stream, not even two years ago is just night and day. Ok is he a big brained intelletcual? No. But he is mentally limber, engaging with Jim and Vee in a way that could at least stand in for a decent discussion about politics and activism in these parts of the internet.

The descent from that, into abject fucking alcoholic bumbling around ideas and 'entertainment'... kinda depressing.

I mean I'm a feels fag, but shit. Get help for your addictions if you've got 'em, kids.
 
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Guntkvd said:
It boggles my mind that there is still no comprehensive documentary about Ralph. There's so much shit on him, you can easily make two hour video.
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Salade Nicoise said:
As a somewhat aside, I went down the rabbit hole today of the whole Sargon v. Jim thing. I knew the Cliff's Notes, seen the highlights vids but absorbed all the actual autism that went down.

One of the streams with Jim and Vee on the Kill Stream really stood out to me. Fuck, we dump a lot of shit on Ralph for his white-trash-red-neck-trashburger-jenkem-huffing ways... but the guy on this stream, not even two years ago is just night and day. Ok is he a big brained intelletcual? No. But he is mentally limber, engaging with Jim and Vee in a way that could at least stand in for a decent discussion about politics and activism in these parts of the internet.

The descent from that, into abject fucking alcoholic bumbling around ideas and 'entertainment'... kinda depressing.

I mean I'm a feels fag, but shit. Get help for your addictions if you've got 'em, kids.
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I dont think too many people are saying Ralph was never entertaining. But after the whole Stream.me saga, it felt like he had lost all his confidence and he was getting bullied by Zoom on his own show, sperging at Dispatch, etc. And i believe he thought this was good for the show because he took the basic formula of sperg fighting that made up a lot of IBS. But the good IBS was always relevant or very funny or both. He lost that when he lost whatever swagger he had and losing regular guests like Metokur, Vee, Bronx Blogger, Sargon, Nick Fuentes (when he was entertaining and not Conservative Inc 2.0), Null, Zidan, etc. Im curious to see where he goes from here. I think many are done with his bullshit but the groypers and inner circle (for the most part) are standing by him.
 
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Salade Nicoise said:
The descent from that, into abject fucking alcoholic bumbling around ideas and 'entertainment'... kinda depressing.
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I think his major fuckup and the jail time he got for it was a wake-up call and he tried to get his shit together for a while. He had a sense of humor and perspective and didn't chimp the fuck out at the most minor thing. As a raging addict, though, he does all those things and worse. Alcohol really brings out all his worst aspects.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
Alcohol is honestly pretty disastrous once you start to drink it in the quantities Ralph does every day.
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It's hard to imagine drinking like Ralph does. I suspect he's downing a couple of bottles of hard liquor a day. Like I'll get tossed every now and then and my body just gets pissed off at me in numerous ways and I feel miserable. It's not surprising he's shaped like a ball with tiny arms. I'm kind of impressed he manages to move after the amount he takes in. The human body is truly impressive.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
It's hard to imagine drinking like Ralph does. I suspect he's downing a couple of bottles of hard liquor a day. Like I'll get tossed every now and then and my body just gets pissed off at me in numerous ways and I feel miserable. It's not surprising he's shaped like a ball with tiny arms. I'm kind of impressed he manages to move after the amount he takes in. The human body is truly impressive.
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It is shocking, and leaving aside how much he can put away in a day - I wouldn't be surprised if that would put me in hospital - the physical and mental toll of the next day must be nearly unbearable.

It got me thinking though, when I have a really heavy night I get awful anxiety the following day - to the point where I don't want to speak to or see anyone. This isn't that uncommon, and it could potentially explain why Ralph has become so thin skinned and liable to lash out at people - these are just defense mechanisms for a bruised ego made more vulnerable by constant alcohol abuse.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
It's hard to imagine drinking like Ralph does. I suspect he's downing a couple of bottles of hard liquor a day. Like I'll get tossed every now and then and my body just gets pissed off at me in numerous ways and I feel miserable. It's not surprising he's shaped like a ball with tiny arms. I'm kind of impressed he manages to move after the amount he takes in. The human body is truly impressive.
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I mean he barely can. Those short videos of him at the museum sounds like he just hiked up a particularly tough 14er.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
It's hard to imagine drinking like Ralph does. I suspect he's downing a couple of bottles of hard liquor a day. Like I'll get tossed every now and then and my body just gets pissed off at me in numerous ways and I feel miserable. It's not surprising he's shaped like a ball with tiny arms. I'm kind of impressed he manages to move after the amount he takes in. The human body is truly impressive.
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He's living on borrowed time, his body gonna shut down in a few years if he doesn't clean up and his enablers like Dax, nick rand, and gator (wouldn't be surprised if dick sends him a weekly supply of alcohol) pushing him into an early grave. Shitty friends for a shitty person. He's like the fat kid who got popular for his gluttonous behavior and the jocks just feed him more for their entertainment.
 
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