Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Pathetic.

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I wonder why it keeps going down.
 
This stream sucks ass. I'm not even shitting on Lowtax for the fuck of it, it just sucks. It isn't entertaining in the slightest.

The games aren't good and the commentary isn't funny so I'm not sure what the incentive is except to toss money into the ongoing trashfire that is Lowtax's life.
 
So who really hit bottom of the barrel in this relationship?
Richard for fucking a coked-up bpd 20-year-old?
Or Logan for fucking an unemployed pill head with a broken spine and foot fetish?

I'd say LowT. Bogan was a loser before this, and she's a loser now, and it's not like there's a dearth of horny, sexless middle-aged dirtbags with more money than brains.

LowT lost the thing that was most important to him, and I don't mean the love of his wife, the respect of his three little girls, or even the adulation of his community. No, it cost him $7,000 a month, that's $84k a year! He could've hired a different call girl every week and still have been money ahead! He lost all that just so he could fly 1,000 miles and snort some roastie's toe jam. Not even Roosh V is that thirsty!

But I don't think everything is lost for LowT. I'm sure meemaw could pull some strings and get her adult child some clerk job at the courthouse filing papers. I mean, LowT is lazy, incompetent, petty, vindictive, and capricious so he's already got the training to be a gov't bureaucrat.
 
LowT is fundamentally incapable of showing up on time and acting in a responsible professional manner.

His stream blows. The games and the way he plays them aren't entertaining in the least bit. A gaming garbage stream would be neat if he had any insights into why the game was bad, or if him and the other idiot had fun or at least pretended to.

"game bad give me money" is no longer a viable business plan
 
That shit goes on for two and a half fucking hours. Is that normal for a live stream, and I don’t just mean by lowtax? Who the fuck has time to sit and watch that?

I jumped to some random point and it looked like they (can’t believe lowtax found a real life person to tolerate him again) were eating. Great, I really want to watch some old man with a bunch of food in his mouth talking while he chews. I skipped ahead some more and his mouth was still full of food! Except then I realized those were just his cheeks. You look real bad, lowtax. Should’ve stuck with Ashli, hell, even Logan was out of your league.

Also in the 20 seconds I could stand to watch, he was talking about opioids and how he takes tramadol, the lamest of all the synthetics, and he’s allergic to them. And guzzling what looked like one of those fancy bottles of beer he accused Logan of leaving behind.
 
That shit goes on for two and a half fucking hours. Is that normal for a live stream, and I don’t just mean by lowtax? Who the fuck has time to sit and watch that?
A lot of livestreams go on longer than that. It gives casual viewers more of a chance to catch it live. Theoretically, more people watching live means more money for the streamer, although that's also helped by streaming regularly, interacting with the audience, and not beating your wife.
 
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