Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

Welp, Bob has some new CP to look forward to. Without looking at his Twitter feeds, we know how he feels about this. (And what he feels, i.e. his peter.)

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Welp, Bob has some new CP to look forward to. Without looking at his Twitter feeds, we know how he feels about this. (And what he feels, i.e. his peter.)

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Also Donald's little brother just died, and I was just getting sad with the number of people just being assholes about it, Bob will still be worse.

 

[Knyttet]

This one, posted by Leonard Helplessness. Notice how the zucchini appears charred on the skin, but not the sliced parts.

I had also never seen Bob's chocolate wine steak and whole fucking can of baked beans before.

I'm more curious about that pice of paper in the upper left corner. What is on it? A bunch of circles with lines drawn through them?

It's like the scribblings of a mental patient.

Also, LOL look who Blobbert retweeted! I'm guessing the person in question changed his name after Bob retweeted.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert is trying so hard to "own" Ben Shapiro:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1294925572032823296 (Archive)

 

[Les Morfalous]

>The clutter on the glass-stained table
>the filthy carpet that would be out of style in a 1990s post-socialst concrete panel block building.
>undercooked piece of........meatloaf?
>eating his meals on a coffee table infront of the telly, like a parody British sitcom family
Goddamn it, at least put a fucking tablecloth on it.Also nice touch with the raw zucchini there Motion Picture Roberto - it's nice to know that the SUPERIOR FUTURE is too fucking lazy to take a pan, cover it in cooking paper and smudge some oil on it.


Edit:Looking at the picture again, i noticed a bunch of lines criss-crossing that might suggest it's actually tiles instead of carpet, but even then they are way too small for kitchen/hallway/living room size standard.In any case that pattern is......no.Just,no.

 

[Positron]

Chris traces his ancestry:



Is it self awareness? Bobby admits that his wishing the Ten Plagues on Trump-voters ultimately doesn't matter, because he is just a sedatory Twitter nerd:

But I suspect he is rolling over just to please the BIPOC girls.

Nigger resists arrest, gets a well-deserved beating by cops. Therefore cops obsolete:




Men suffer from Capitalism too, but they deserve it!


And can you imagine how much Bobby has suffered? No more Uber, for Chrissake! A non-Capitalist society would have kept Uber and AMC running!


Everything reminds Bobby of his Lost Summer:

He's not a furry? If that's true then why does he always wear that pig costum... oh...

Not only Bobby denies being a furry, he has difficulty understanding furries.


On the contrary, he is well-versed in lesbianism:

I seriously doubt the Epic of Gilgamesh is about gay love. And if the story between Achilles and Patroclus has homoerotic elements, it is subsidiary to their camaraderie.

Who'd have guessed a bunch of video game nerds stamping their feet many, many years ago still leaves an aftershock today?



Bobby won't get shitty things because more people will vote Trump.

 

[cypocryphy]

Robert is trying so hard to "own" Ben Shapiro:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1294925572032823296 (Archive)

Did Bob just accuse someone of having zero self-awareness?

 

[Bolo]

Welp, Bob has some new CP to look forward to. Without looking at his Twitter feeds, we know how he feels about this. (And what he feels, i.e. his peter.)

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Shit, they had to pull the sexual identity trick so people would pay attention to the Owl House?

I did watch the first 5 or so episodes of this show and it is pretty much Gravity Falls, but kinda boring, which is funny, because the creator of Owl House dates the guy who created Gravity Falls.

Anyway, I think they are on the first season, so this isn't such a blatant queer bait like Legend of Korra, I just find funny they didn't go full gay like She-ra did.

I guess because She-Ra went full gay, they settled for the "first bisexual" prize.... Which is pussy shit, 90% of the said bisexuals are bisexuals because they once kissed another girl in college because they are totally unique and special.

Not only Bobby denies being a furry, he has difficulty understanding furries.

Robert spends every waking moment in the internet, he knows what a furry is and the appeal. It is the same shit when people act like they don't know what hentai is, acting like "oh, they are making Naruto porn? hahaha, gross right? Heavens, I never saw that" when in private they have a e-hentai.org tab always open.

It is always people who act like these weird internet porn don't exist that are the ones that engage most on them. yeah, sure Robert, and you only masturbate to playboy photos right?

 

[Mola Ram]

I seriously doubt the Epic of Gilgamesh is about gay love. And if the story between Achilles and Patroclus has homoerotic elements, it is subsidiary to their camaraderie.

I'm with you, but this is nothing new. The New Sodomites have claimed Gilgamesh and Enkidu for a long time now, presumably partly to make their lifestyle more mainstream ("See! It's in the oldest surviving story ever written!") and partly because our culture has become so degenerate that male friendship can't exist without homoerotic implications (see also: what these animals have done to Frodo and Sam from Lord of the Rings).

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Gilgamesh and Enkidu were friends. In fact, Enkidu was Gilgamesh's only friend.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob has never read The Epic of Gilgamesh, so he has no right to talk about it.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Gilgamesh and Enkidu were friends. In fact, Enkidu was Gilgamesh's only friend.

Gilgamesh and Enkidu were bros, by accident of design. Enkidu was created by the gods in order to humble Gilgamesh, but proved to be his equal and became his only friend instead. Even the Fate franchise, which takes great liberties with it's source material, calls this one out when Alexander offers to team up with Gilgamesh and rule the world together.

 

[Red Hood]

I'm with you, but this is nothing new. The New Sodomites have claimed Gilgamesh and Enkidu for a long time now, presumably partly to make their lifestyle more mainstream ("See! It's in the oldest surviving story ever written!") and partly because our culture has become so degenerate that male friendship can't exist without homoerotic implications (see also: what these animals have done to Frodo and Sam from Lord of the Rings).

I always believe this stems from two things.

a) consumption of modern media and fandom where, if people aren't fucking in text, it's considered "subtext" as long as your headcanon wants it to. And thirsty virgin fanboys/fangirls always want them to.

Have you ever been in the same room as another fictional character? If yes, then some degenerate believes you two are fucking.

b) These people being so far removed from the concept of platonic friendships that they cannot see deep bonds of close friendship without seeing it as sexual. Cause they don't got real friends.

 

[Brother Wind]

b) These people being so far removed from the concept of platonic friendships that they cannot see deep bonds of close friendship without seeing it as sexual.

Every Tom, Dick, and Jane has this problem. Go tell your partner you are gonna hang out with that lady friend from work. Actually, God knows me and my buddy have been accused of being gay since we were 15.

 

[Christ Cried]

I'm more curious about that pice of paper in the upper left corner. What is on it? A bunch of circles with lines drawn through them?

It's like the scribblings of a mental patient.

Also, LOL look who Blobbert retweeted! I'm guessing the person in question changed his name after Bob retweeted.
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Wait is he implying that the chapofags are crypto-conservatives?

 

[Kingfisher9000]

No, see, Gilgamesh only raped all those brides on their wedding nights because of internalized homophobia. Only by getting oiled up and wrestling with Enkidu was he able to come to terms with his sexuality.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If Bob is so pro-LGBTQIA+€£#&!, why does he only ever enthuse about girl-on-girl action and never about bisexual dudes or outright flamers getting topped by leather daddies? I mean, WE know why. But Bob would rather no one notice this inconsistency in his “allyship.”

Also I love how his coffee table is covered in stains from glasses and beer cans, yet Bob uses a coaster as a photo prop. Nice try, slob.

 

[Knyttet]

The state hymn of Blob's utopia:

(Apologies in advance for even mentioning the awesomeness of Da Vinci's Notebook in the same sentence as KinoRobert)

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

If Bob is so pro-LGBTQIA+€£#&!, why does he only ever enthuse about girl-on-girl action and never about bisexual dudes or outright flamers getting topped by leather daddies? I mean, WE know why. But Bob would rather no one notice this inconsistency in his “allyship.”

From what I've heard, straight guys seeing men kissing activates the same part of the brain as seeing maggots. Of course, lefties don't have a purity/degredation axis (and know that they'd better keep their homophobic mouths fucking shut if they find one) so they can't reconcile their visceral reaction with any kind of moral compunction- so doublethink and just awkwardly ignoring the issue of "why are all your examples of LGBT representation your personal spank material?" This is one of the big reasons I'm convinced Bob is straight- if he was gay and closeted (for some reason) he'd be talking up gay men in pop culture and pay a lot more attention to male superheroes/athletes/actors who just so happen to be smokin' hot- but not in the gay way, he's JUST an ally, that's ALL.

The fact that he all but announces that he cooms to cartoon carpet munchers tells me that he's a heterosexual, if a gross and pathetic one.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wasn’t suggesting Bob is gay. I was suggesting he’s just a garden variety mayo ghoul perv, not some brave ally. The extent of his LGBTQIA+*#%}£¥€?! “advocacy” is tweeting about how hot lesbian sex is.