Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Y2K Baby]

Movie Knob.

 

[BubbleButt]

Honestly, the whole "MASTER OF SCIENCE" thing sounds like something Ya Boi Zack would come up with to riff on a "wuvs da science" character. Trying to play it straight is something out of grade school.

One of the dumbest people I know has a doctorate in a science field and I wouldn't trust them to take care of a cactus. All that shit means is that you spent a bunch of money on a piece of paper.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob is a horrible human being that you never want anywhere near power.

Fortunately, he never will be. He doesn't have the intelligence to get himself into power and he doesn't have the influence to manipulate those who are. His inability to stop spewing his bile means nobody who's somebody will ever publicly endorse him, due to the bad optics that would create.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I always defer to someone I know if I don't know something. Most of the time, it's me deferring to my dad for history, and he defers it to one of his friends (one of them is the go to guy for WW1 history, pretty cool guy too ngl).

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I don’t know how Bob copes when an ugly sissy like Brendan Agnew has managed to copulate at least once and Bob hasn’t. Lol j/k, I know how he copes: eating, tweeting, and beating his Vienna sausage to lesbian porn.

steady on there, all we know is that his wife has given birth - that doesn't necessarily mean it's his child

One of the dumbest people I know has a doctorate in a science field and I wouldn't trust them to take care of a cactus. All that shit means is that you spent a bunch of money on a piece of paper.

not only that, it means you've spent several years actively avoiding work

 

[Quixotic Man]

Has Bob even been outside of his basement since the pandemic started?

I know he is afraid of catching it because his obesity already makes it hard for him to breathe, but for fuck's sake Bob. Drive to a national park and take a day hike. Get off of Twitter for 8 hours for once.

 

[CervixHammer]

Does Bob think the Reich was scientifically backwards? The Tiger tanks were overengineered but the were bloody good tanks. they had early night vision, early ICBM's, early jet fightters. Sure they were ass backwards innsome regards (AtOMs aRe jeWish!). But WW2 was 'who could out novel the other guy' the Nazis would have won. Funnily enough though the Nazis advanced science lost against waves of screaming yokels armed with near WW1 era rifles, hordes of pissed off slavs with bolt actions and tanks that were essentially designed to roll out, hammer a few Km down the road, get off two shots and then die. Because WW2 was a game of 'lets set our economies on fire and see who runs out of fuel first jä?'

I would "love", in the way you can love reading a 340-tweet Blob Blog, his attempts to explain Operation Paperclip and handwave everybody involved as "not REAL Nazis" or whatever.

I don’t know how Bob copes when an ugly sissy like Brendan Agnew has managed to copulate at least once and Bob hasn’t. Lol j/k, I know how he copes: eating, tweeting, and beating his Vienna sausage to lesbian porn.

ETA: OMFG he’s trying to dunk on Ben Shapiro about squirting. Bob thinks HE’s the Chad in this scenario. (archive)


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does Bob think that "wet" and "squirting" are the same thing?
does Bob think that any and all squirting he's seen in porn is a 100% true and honest representation that involves no special effects trickery whatsoever?
does Bob realize that he could learn from a gynecologist about how vaginas work without even leaving his precious twitter?

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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"This guy seems really necessary"- Robert Chipman, a NEET who contributes nothing of value to society. "Don't try to change their minds!! Just use eugenics to breed them out of existence!!!".

Is this just because he is wearing a red hat? Is that he cause of this demand that people find this guy?

 

[John Carmack]

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Oh my fucking god his brother paid to get a masters and instead chose to review stuff on the internet for a tiny audience
He came so close to escaping Chipmanism but couldn't free his mind, RIP

Cool. Maybe he can look up the science of what massive alcohol consumption does to your mind and body.

 

[Stalphos Johnson]

I am just rambling, but it all bugs me. Because I like nerd shit. My life revolves around more nerd shit than most people. But the levels of faggotry that people get up to with it is astounding. Like how do you let something consume you this much, to the point of crying when your special memory with your daughter is a cheesy ass movie from the 70s?

It's because these people have nothing else in their lives. No interests outside of pop culture, no relationships outside of these spheres, no religion, bad job, etc. If the only important thing in your life is Superman, you will be a fanatic and whenever someone partakes in your obsession, it will be counted as an accomplishment on your part. There's nothing wrong with liking pop culture or nerdy works, it's when you let them dominate your life, stuff like this happens.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Has Bob even been outside of his basement since the pandemic started?

I know he is afraid of catching it because his obesity already makes it hard for him to breathe, but for fuck's sake Bob. Drive to a national park and take a day hike. Get off of Twitter for 8 hours for once.

I don’t think he has. The only people interaction he’s had has been to his brother via Skype. If both families have been social distancing and following guidelines, there’s really no reason they couldn’t hang out at each other’s homes (to be fair to Chris, I wouldn’t want to visit Bob’s sad rape basement either). The Wu Flu is really only a problem for very large gatherings. I assume both Chipmans have been isolated in their homes for months now, so there’s really not much danger in them visiting each other.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyh43YG8mz0

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Good times create Weak Men. SoyDad probably grew up in a liberal neighborhood during a time of peace and plenty, and thus, he had no reason to ever harden himself to anything. His friends are also probably a pod of weak-minded Consoomers just like him and they all compete to see who can have the deepest emotional reaction to whatever vintage or current show is popular with the hipsters these days. Seeing his daughter enjoying a show that he liked as a kid only validates SoyDad's Consoomer tastes and convinces him that he did not waste the first 30 years of his life shoving the TV Equivalent of sugared cereal into his brain.

Spoiler: Spoilered because it's powerlevel-y

My parents, incidentally, did not try to get me into anything, although my Dad embarrassingly gave me a copy of the movie Showgirls after witnessing me watching anime. (Apparently liking animation with some adult content meant that I was now some kind of porn aficionado. What baffles me is it wasn't even a porn anime - it was a TV anime aimed at Japanese teenagers that had maybe one bathing scene in it.) I politely declined the movie and never again exited a room as quickly as I did then.

I disagree with your take on this; not necessarily the 'Good times create weak men' part (I think that there is a lot to be said about that, but that's for another time). I think that the reason why people like SoyDad act that way (crying when showing their kids an old cape movie) is because they grew up in an environment where they didn't really have or appreciate 'real' experiences. They didn't have much of a religious or national identity (or strong bonds with their own parents) and they ended up just filling that hole with pop-culture shit. I think that he acts this way because, to him, this cape movie is a 'real' experience.

 

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I went spelunking through the pictures I downloaded when I was scraping his Twitter timeline.

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Halloween 2012. No beard, the stache is decidedly more pedo though.

As I'm walking through pictures I'm stopping at ones that are interesting, pulling related tweets for context, and archiving them. For instance:

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It would probably look delicious to me if I found rice and beans cooked together with a dog's gastric discharges to be delicious.

For some of the pictures I do immediately look for context, such as when I found this photo and he says it was just the display at a local Taco Bell, not something he actually did in his home:

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He probably got ideas though.

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I doubt they still fit, nor are fit to wear.


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Of all the possible descriptions of MovieBob, "Delicious" is very rarely used.

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In keeping with his status as a bottom tier villain, Robert's skills at presentation are at best questionable.

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Robert is uncannily talented at producing dishes that look like they have already been eaten and then violently expelled from the body back onto the plate.

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Bob and some retarded cosplayer. I'm not sure which looks more pathetic.

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I'm not sure which part of this offends me the most. He mentioned in the replies that he keeps the soymilk around not because he likes the taste, but because it keeps 3 times as long as dairy milk.

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It's especially important that tweets like this be archived so as to memorialize that these are pictures that Robert took, of things that Robert made, and Robert then saw it fit to disclose these images to the public.

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Halloween 2013.

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No context required.

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Chiune Sugihara must be so proud that his legacy is remembered by a man who talks openly about wanting to exterminate vast swaths of the population on the presumption that they are ignorant and subhuman.

Also, no 2014 halloween costume.

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I'm not sure how you get steak to look that greasy and unappetizing even on purpose.

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Still Life with subway napkin.

As time goes on, especially after the November election, it becomes increasingly unfunny and choked with Orange Man Bad NPC shit, so I'm done with it for now. Let me know if you want me to zip the whole thing and post it on MEGA, in case you want to look for any remaining gold in this shitpile.

blobbo white trash hick retard cooking is the best part of this thread

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

The "man"(a) that would cry to this.

Are we sure the kid is his? I have a hard time believing that he has high enough sperm count to procreate.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Has Bob even been outside of his basement since the pandemic started?

I know he is afraid of catching it because his obesity already makes it hard for him to breathe, but for fuck's sake Bob. Drive to a national park and take a day hike. Get off of Twitter for 8 hours for once.

Chris posted a pic of them hanging out last Sunday. It was posted here. They were both still very morbidly obese and hoisting brewskis. You know, because they’re so smart and all.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I missed that post with all of Bob's cooking.
Some things on there I had never seen before.
He seems to avoid whole vegetables, and with good reason I guess. I have never seen anyone apparently grill zucchini whole THEN slice it. I cannot imagine that cooked particularly evenly.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I missed that post with all of Bob's cooking.
Some things on there I had never seen before.
He seems to avoid whole vegetables, and with good reason I guess. I have never seen anyone apparently grill zucchini whole THEN slice it. I cannot imagine that cooked particularly evenly.

Wait, what? Link, pls. What a retard he is.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Wait, what? Link, pls. What a retard he is.

This one, posted by Leonard Helplessness. Notice how the zucchini appears charred on the skin, but not the sliced parts.

I had also never seen Bob's chocolate wine steak and whole fucking can of baked beans before.

 

[Brother Wind]

I disagree with your take on this; not necessarily the 'Good times create weak men' part (I think that there is a lot to be said about that, but that's for another time). I think that the reason why people like SoyDad act that way (crying when showing their kids an old cape movie) is because they grew up in an environment where they didn't really have or appreciate 'real' experiences. They didn't have much of a religious or national identity (or strong bonds with their own parents) and they ended up just filling that hole with pop-culture shit. I think that he acts this way because, to him, this cape movie is a 'real' experience.

You know I think this is the best way to put it. It still makes me deeply, incredibly sad for him. But it certainly makes a hell of a lot more sense. I do wonder how things like that happen. I'm not gonna blame it on latchkey kids, because you have friends. I think I answered my question. Jesus this is a weird rabbit hole.