🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Matt should take this as an opportunity to stop making content, leaving the internet on good terms, but maybe showing up on streams from time to time. His viewership is still abysmal and thinking that being propped up by PPP and Godwinson suddenly grants him charisma and a personality is classic lolcow delusion.

"Quitting while you're ahead" is a foreign concept to these people. They sit in irrelevance until one of their blood-sworn enemies falls apart, then they fool themselves into thinking they can ride the fall back into fame and fortune until everyone gets sick of their shit all over again. It's just an endless cycle of retards tripping over each other.
 
The Sliding Into Irrelevance Arc is starting soon, in the manga it covers around 10-15 years, won't have the bangers this arc had, but there a few twists, the Liver Failure Arc after that will be full of feels though.
The sliding into irrelevance arc started with the #WSJKillsKids and the Yoree Koh taunting. That article he proudly hanged on his wall signaled his downfall. He could have it easy streaming on YouTube pandering for the low hanging fruit, functioning like controlled opposition booking regulars like Collett, having Rand on, etc, people that actually fuck the discussion re racial issues - Striker survives in YT still for some reason, any stream of The People's Square could be flagged and the channel terminated at any time. This whole period since then, with some highs on the stream.me days that all these grifters free speech advocates enjoy after any censoring, is the zombie stage.
I don't know what he could do at this point, maybe dropping the tedious reading of political articles political angle after the elections and focusing on shit kicking drama, but that could alienate the remainder of his delusional brown huwhite nationalist audience who likes to hear their appalachian struggles validated. To think at one point he had Jared Taylor on... thank god the good people just moved on.
 
Is it finally over bros ?
The writers can still give Ralph further memorable story arcs such as the "Ralph applies for welfare"-arc or "Ralph tries and fails to rob a liquor store"-arc. The writers however will have truly outdone themselves if Ralph's character arc ends with him trooning out and naming himherself Nora.
 
I don't know what he could do at this point
Until he gets cleaned up there's nothing he can and will do. There are people who work well under some influence (eg.: Doug Stanhope) but for 99.9% of the people it doesn't work, especially when said influence ruins everything outside the show too. If he can put up a good show people will flock back, Kraut had a carrier after the Trout Saga, and people will watch a good debate/spergfest but it helps if the one who's sperging isn't the show runner.
 
He got that bump of dopamine from blowing up during GamerGate and has been trend-hopping ever since.

Matt has no passions, beliefs, or convictions. He'll make any video he thinks will get him the most views.

(Ralph is still 100 times worse, though.)

Matt, while admitting to tasting his own jizz, has never sampled the poo directly from an unshowered retarded girl's anus
 
If Ralph does end up getting arrested, it could be funny to come back and piss on his grave, but other than that I think I'm done. So long and thanks for all the gunt.

Just kidding of course, you're a faggot Josh. I wonder which e-celeb you're virtue signalling for this time.
I mean, where can things go?

There's no further downhill to go- if Ralph quits streaming and gets a real job where he has to take care of himself, I'd be genuinely happy to see him turn his life around. If he embraces a punished ralph persona and reinvents himself as internet dick dastardly (I assume he always has to imitate and kiss the footsteps of someone named dick), the most shocking thing of all could happen- he could walk out of this actually funny and self-aware.
But no, neither of those will happen, instead he'll just keep streaming to a tiny and ever-shrinking base of diehard fans as he promotes the image of ALPHA MALE tough country gentleman ralph and his cuh-ray-zee show. You'll always know exactly what's gonna happen on the pillstream, as the same talking points get brought up every stream, the maker's mark flows surer than the Mississippi, and gator will always tell 'em

It's still kinda funny in the same way a black comedy is, but I don't see it as being surprising or less than completely predictable
Unless, Ralph starts irl streaming full time...
 
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drumr helps destroy the Gunt
Edit: His artist's rendition of the cursed video
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Ethan continues to demonstrate how to win friends and influence people.

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It's particularly funny when viewed in conjunction with the tweet he posted barely 7 minutes earlier:

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Indeed, as Ethan has clearly shown, getting into slapfights with random casual fans is the most optimal way to cultivate a growing audience. Surely he'll get that promised 2000 next time!
 
You dare question the patriotism of governor northam?

Why, for his crimes, I bet ralph's going to get the full bin laden treatment, elite seal team and all.

They'll probably crash a stealth chopper over his corolla or whatever and blow it up for the sake of national security.

Then he'll get dumped in the Atlantic never to be seen again.

only for his bloated corpse to become the worst ecological disaster in decades just a few short months later
No one emailed the governor, people just saw one person say that and jumped on the bandwagon... I just got a screenshot of an email and posted it here and on Twitter to fuck with Ralph, but that email was NOT to the governor because I looked up the name email address on the screenshot and it's to a guy in the Loudoun sheriff's office. Null was actually the first one to say that it was emailed to the governor because he's an idiot and can't be bothered to look up the name of the governor, which is nowhere close to the name on the screenshot... So, nice way to sound like retards, while trying to make me look like an idiot, you have been defeated by your own pride that a simple search would have prevented but you decided to listen to null talking out of his ass like the good lemmings you are. Nice job, retards
 
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