🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[AnOminous]

Ralph is bitching about ades appearance i mean for a 40 year old shes a milf

Lol the motherfucker is like a beach ball with little baby arms and legs sticking out of it, swollen up with ascites and on the verge of death. Does he really think he's in any position to criticize anyone's appearance at all when we've seen his revolting bare gunt in all its unholy glory undulating around like a shoggoth?

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

It's hard to imagine drinking like Ralph does. I suspect he's downing a couple of bottles of hard liquor a day. Like I'll get tossed every now and then and my body just gets pissed off at me in numerous ways and I feel miserable. It's not surprising he's shaped like a ball with tiny arms. I'm kind of impressed he manages to move after the amount he takes in. The human body is truly impressive.

Thats actually how one starts to become physically dependant on alcohol. When ever they start to sober up the pain and discomfort for what they are putting their body through comes into clear focus, so they drink to get rid of the pain. It begins the vicious circle of physical addiction, the substance abuse causes pain so they abuse the substance to cure the pain.

 

[TheSimpShow]

Lol the motherfucker is like a beach ball with little baby arms and legs sticking out of it, swollen up with ascites and on the verge of death. Does he really think he's in any position to criticize anyone's appearance at all when we've seen his revolting bare gunt in all its unholy glory undulating around like a shoggoth?

The mans back resembles his tits, and he looks like a ping pong ball with stick figure limbs that were drawn on with a sharpie. He better watch out because someday he'll find himself popping out of a thai lady boys boi pucci being shot across the bar into Randbot's schooner of piss warm lager.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Ralph is bitching about ades appearance i mean for a 40 year old shes a milf

The gunt has most likely consumed Ade's Adderall laced dung. No man can truly fathom the unholy things the gunt has done with a toilet brush.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

The gunt has most likely consumed Ade's Adderall laced dung. No man can truly fathom the unholy things the gunt has done with a toilet brush.

would explain why Faith still had some doo doo on her poo hole.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Is it finally over bros ?

 

[LordOdin]

The gunt has most likely consumed Ade's Adderall laced dung. No man can truly fathom the unholy things the gunt has done with a toilet brush.

You think thats how she had yo feed him the pills to make him dose off. @adezero did you hide pills in your shit too drug him?

 

[Psicopax]

Is it finally over bros ?

Nah just intermission, New chapter will start soon enough

 

[Several Goats]

I'm glad Ralph and the guntguard are content with their new living quarters in Copeville, they seem to be settling in nicely and making the space their own
I'm not going to make the claim that things are settling down, because Ralph could booze up and blow out with a moments notice, but it's been nice to be able to take a break from this shitshow

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Is it finally over bros ?

I feel like we've just seen the season finale but not the series finale.

 

[Love Machine]

to answer your question ive heard it used two ways, one was telling Gator and gunt guard that theyre going to carry the gunt around like palanquin bearing slaves for life and the other was telling Ralph hes going to carry the gunt on himself for life. carry in the later case in the same sense as a woman carrying a baby during pregnancy, evoking the image of an eternal, grotesque, unsightly, and fruitless pregnancy.

Its neither, it's from cowboy bebop. Smh.

 

[Spectre_06]

Ralph is bitching about ades appearance i mean for a 40 year old shes a milf

Deffo milf material. I'd do her over the big tiddy fren.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Is it finally over bros ?

The Sliding Into Irrelevance Arc is starting soon, in the manga it covers around 10-15 years, won't have the bangers this arc had, but there a few twists, the Liver Failure Arc after that will be full of feels though.

 

[Julay-chan]

It feels like we have finally reached the end. I don't know any place Ralph can go at this point that isn't a grave. He's drinking himself into one, and there is no reason/interest for me to follow him around anymore. His "friends" are going to give him a few more years of bad advice and support of his bad behavior before he dies and ends this saga with a whimper. I don't see anything else coming out of this at this point. Gator is going to keep washing his balls, he's going to have a core audience of a couple hundred like Donga, and he will just keep on going forward until his body can't carry the gunt.

It only goes downhill from here, and I don't see any reason to follow him to the bitter end. There are more interesting stuff to focus attention to, and funnier lolcows, and at least those don't need me streaming for 3 hours at weirdest hours of the night 5 times a week while providing transformative commentary. I'm going to move on to greener pastures.

If Ralph does end up getting arrested, it could be funny to come back and piss on his grave, but other than that I think I'm done. So long and thanks for all the gunt.

Spoiler

Just kidding of course, you're a faggot Josh. I wonder which e-celeb you're virtue signalling for this time.

 

[LordOdin]

Deffo milf material. I'd do her over the big tiddy fren.

Wouldn't go that far she still got gunted in. But big tiddied accent would get on my nerves.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Deffo milf material. I'd do her over the big tiddy fren.

She would have to send in the feet pics for us to properly evaluate her MILF status.

 

[Least Concern]

Drown in piss @theralph , You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.

Yes, his gunt was weighed and his penis was measured.

(wouldn't be surprised if dick sends him a weekly supply of alcohol)

I highly doubt Dick is literally mailing alcohol to Ralph. But you don't have to literally give the addict his drug to be an enabler.

Deffo milf material. I'd do her over the big tiddy fren.

Jokes aside, I don't think I've seen any pictures of Ade except that one headshot that was on Ralph's web site. I recall her looking like a babe in that one picture, though.

Anyway, late last night, Jarbo did a three-hour stream. Looks like he's trying to ride this burst of tolerance, if not popularity, to get in on the streaming/podcasting space, as he specifically labeled this as the first episode in a series. He goes over some pop-culture stories (no politics from what I can tell) and takes some callers. I caught it briefly and it only had 40 viewers, but still… he's calling it is Boulder Talk Radio. Can you imagine Ralph doing a stream called something like The Guntstream or 1/10 Radio in 2 years? You ain't gotta like Matt but you gotta respect that he's taken his battering far better than Ralph has taken his and is now even trying to hustle off of it.

 

[Jack Awful]

Yes, his gunt was weighed and his penis was measured.

I highly doubt Dick is literally mailing alcohol to Ralph. But you don't have to literally give the addict his drug to be an enabler.

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Jokes aside, I don't think I've seen any pictures of Ade except that one headshot that was on Ralph's web site. I recall her looking like a babe in that one picture, though.

Anyway, late last night, Jarbo did a three-hour stream. Looks like he's trying to ride this burst of tolerance, if not popularity, to get in on the streaming/podcasting space, as he specifically labeled this as the first episode in a series. He goes over some pop-culture stories (no politics from what I can tell) and takes some callers. I caught it briefly and it only had 40 viewers, but still… he's calling it is Boulder Talk Radio. Can you imagine Ralph doing a stream called something like The Guntstream or 1/10 Radio in 2 years? You ain't gotta like Matt but you gotta respect that he's taken his battering far better than Ralph has taken his and is now even trying to hustle off of it.

Matt should take this as an opportunity to stop making content, leaving the internet on good terms, but maybe showing up on streams from time to time. His viewership is still abysmal and thinking that being propped up by PPP and Godwinson suddenly grants him charisma and a personality is classic lolcow delusion.

 

[TheBeanz]

Matt should take this as an opportunity to stop making content, leaving the internet on good terms, but maybe showing up on streams from time to time. His viewership is still abysmal and thinking that being propped up by PPP and Godwinson suddenly grants him charisma and a personality is classic lolcow delusion.

I was saying something similar to this in Matt's thread after the first stream he was in where he got the chance to shit on Ralph.

Overall opinion in there is that just like ER, he won't stop videos either. Guy's too addicted to trying to chase e-fame.

 

[Jack Awful]

I was saying something similar to this in Matt's thread after the first stream he was in where he got the chance to shit on Ralph.

Overall opinion in there is that just like ER, he won't stop videos either. Guy's too addicted to trying to chase e-fame.

He got that bump of dopamine from blowing up during GamerGate and has been trend-hopping ever since.

Matt has no passions, beliefs, or convictions. He'll make any video he thinks will get him the most views.

(Ralph is still 100 times worse, though.)