🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Nobody who was ever super close to Ralph should be trusted at all, there's no way they knew absolutely nothing about how much of a shady motherfucker he was while working with him. I mean, I like Flamenco and think Rand is pretty funny but they knew firsthand how much of a piece of shit he is yet continued working with him and his gunt. Though I do kinda think PPP and Godwinson trying to go after Toad and Jim is just them being trolls and trying to stir the shit because they're barely involved outside of thinking that Jesse guy was a faggot. Was Toad ever even on the Killstream? and Jim stopped a loooong time ago and only came back because he got pissed some faggot was attempting to trick him.
Not sure if Toad ever came on the KS itself, but he frequently was on the Kumite and the Kumite was aligned with Andy and Ralph. They were all in this together. And the Jim thing is because no one is willing to call Jim on his crap when Jim's whole thing is calling people out on their crap - either by mocking them or quitting Gamergate because of people monetizing it. No one does it so they will.
 
He's gonna do less coverage of Ralph, focus more on his regular content. Better off, Ralph and his Gunt thrives off attention. Will probably lead to a dip for PPP, but KinoDrome 2 will probably help alleviate that.

Edit: Also loves popcorn, if you couldn't tell by his physique
Edit 2: Is a weed smoker, in case we didn't know
Edit 3: Archive (Wasn't able to get the chat)
 
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So what do you guys think the deal with Ralph allegedly going to a hotel like a city over for 2 days. What's the scholarly take on that? Fake? Fight with mom? Drug binge away from home?
 
So what do you guys think the deal with Ralph allegedly going to a hotel like a city over for 2 days. What's the scholarly take on that? Fake? Fight with mom? Drug binge away from home?
It could have been that it was pretty much the height of the drama, and he knows his address is public, so maybe he just wanted to not be at the house in case someone swatted him or actually showed up in person.
 
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According to this section of the revenge porn law in Virginia:
B. If a person uses services of an Internet service provider, an electronic mail service provider, or any other information service, system, or access software provider that provides or enables computer access by multiple users to a computer server in committing acts prohibited under this section, such provider shall not be held responsible for violating this section for content provided by another person.

This appears to let those accessing it off the hook. I'm curious about further dissemination.

Nick is usually wrong, so there's that
No, it prevents sites like Streamable from getting fucked because they happened to host it. It's analogous to Section 230's safe harbor. Viewers of the tape are irrelevant to the law.
 
Nobody who was ever super close to Ralph should be trusted at all, there's no way they knew absolutely nothing about how much of a shady motherfucker he was while working with him. I mean, I like Flamenco and think Rand is pretty funny but they knew firsthand how much of a piece of shit he is yet continued working with him and his gunt. Though I do kinda think PPP and Godwinson trying to go after Toad and Jim is just them being trolls and trying to stir the shit because they're barely involved outside of thinking that Jesse guy was a faggot. Was Toad ever even on the Killstream? and Jim stopped a loooong time ago and only came back because he got pissed some faggot was attempting to trick him.

A lot of what PPP and Godwinson's stuff about Toad is his shitty monetization with Raid Shadow Legends and Nord VPN sponsor bits.
 
Welp thats it ladies and guntlemen. All 3 of the main Ralph antagonists have taken their victory lap and vowed to ride off into the sunset. Zoom was first taking one last shot and then deleting his channel. Then @Null did MATI and diddnt even devote a full show to burying the gunt. Now PPP has claimed his trophy and has pledged to leave Ralph in the gutter a broken retard.

Drown in piss @theralph , You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.
 
A legal analyst isn't a fucking weatherman. They can analyze the legal issues. They can't predict what a judge or jury will do. Anyone who says they can is just a fucking liar.
Should atleast be able to get a couple of 50/50s right or hes a poor analyst.
Speaking of not taking things seriously, the only thing Null did in that debacle that was questionable imo was the talk of shuttering the entire board. Outside of that, he simply wasn't "for" or "against". If you think someone not being "against" the same people you are is the same as being "for" them, you're taking the whole thing too damn seriously.
He compromised his intergity for Dick. He flew of the handle a couple of times and moped dicks thread and even defended the barbie dream house. He also locked it a couple of times he aslo closed the simpspiracy thread cause he got pissed the zoom thing was just an excuse.
I like null but im not gonna suck his dick cause he owns the forum. If i took any of this ethics shit seriously i would have left a long time ago. I just wanna shitpost and argue with autists. People can redeem themselves by just having fun.
Null used to angerly comment in the dick thread, now hes having fun fucking with Ralph.
The guy laughing is usually the winner (unless its dick cause hes faking it to make his podcast lisenable)

I'll politely point you to this post and leave it at that.

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Bring em on! Lets get a real simpspiracy feel going in this bitch! Let the stickers flow. You can“t reap if you don“t sow!
 
A strip mall lawyer is still better than whatever ralph can afford

Better Call Rackets would be darker and edgier version of Better Call Saul.

Incidentally, I just got an 'unexpected database error' refreshing this page. ZOMG GUNTGUARD HAX!

I haven't seen anyone mention this SayNoToGeno tweet, retweeted by bathykolpian babe MegaTachy.

https://twitter.com/SayNoToGeno/status/1294540148659703808
https://archive.vn/pgiAa

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The Krillstream is presumably another group of scavengers feasting on the same carcass as us.
 
I've been rewatching Venture Brothers lately and I just realized, Ralph is a worse sergeant Hatred.
Similarities:
Big
Fat
Gullible
Sad/useless
Has barely legal wife/partner
constantly fights to suppress certain "urges"
Has had a divorce
Have grown tits equivalent to a C or D cup

differences:
Hatred has a sense of honor
Hatred is overall a good man
Hatred isn't a drunk
Hatred is about 1/3rd of Ralph's weight
Hatred's gunt is equal parts fat and muscle, not just all blubber
Hatred isn't evil enough to post a sex tape of himself that makes everyone who sees it go blind and become disgusted with cooming

edit: I realized while I was typing this out that Hatred is far better than Ralph and really not worthy of comparing with him but still thought the similarities were funny.
 
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holy shit take your medications Rand, ffs the doctor prescribes them for a reason.
Can anyone time stamp the Randfag schizo posting? I can’t even with this smooth-brain. I noticed this though...
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Holy shit he is actually a TRS paypiggy. You can tell because he has access their videos. That also means he is either mailing checks to (((Mike Enoch))) or sending crypto.
Truly exceptional.
 
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