Can someone clarify a few things for me.
1) That 80's Girl is a Kindergarten Teacher, right? Were we 100% certain that was her?
2) Dick doesn't want children but never has he ever given an explcit reason for it.
3) He has recently spent a lot of time with his Nephews, including telling stories and reading "their jokes" on air. Is there any time correlation between that picking up and anything notable happening in his relationship with Digibro?
Part of me wants to just start saying that he fucks his nephews with reckless abandon, but I'm legitimately more interested in Diddler Dax's downfall.
What weakened the Aztec Empire to the point of making them an easy victory of the Spanish was the rampant and endless sacrifices to their Sun God. So much so that they were sacrificing anyone and everyone they could for his blessings, with the criteria for a sacrifice becoming more and more loose so as to include more and more people. It was this sacrificial madness that cemented God's favor for the conquistadors. This is where IBS is. Dick is next on the altar, and after Dick is sacrificed, another will be chosen. This will repeat until an outside force who is a stranger to these events arrives to destroy all traces of what is left. And they will do so with divine right.