Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[ThrowawayFurry]

I thought about it a little and Undertale Larper probably pointed out one of Lou's inconsistencies in his story. Most likely are probably the begging for food and then buying that $300 laptop or the fact that he "can't take commissions to earn his money until he has that new machine" when he doesn't get commissions at all.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Nobody wants you to die, lardass. They want you to take responsibility for your own life and actually give back to the community through working and benefiting the world in some way instead of you just lounging around in your mom’s house for 40 years living off disability, junk food, and spending other people’s money on consumer electronics and porn.

They want you to be an actual human being instead of an oversized leech, to not actively make the world worse off by being a financial and emotional drain on each and every person you come in contact with and on every community you try to associate with.

They want you to actually LIVE, not simply exist like a sentient pit of depravity where generosity and other people’s health and well-being goes to die.

YOU’RE the only one who keeps claiming you want to die.


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Aark getting you investigated and charged with Fraud would be the single best thing that could happen to you, because it would force you to acknowledge that there are consequences for your actions that you can’t escape from by deleting tweets and locking your account and changing your fursona. You’d be forced to endure actual hardship, and it would force you to actually appreciate life more and seek to better yourself so you don’t end up in that fucking position again. But you’re a fucking pussy and you aren’t willing to risk pushing Aark to the point where he does that, and Aark is a fucking pussy because he has given you an inconceivable amount of patience and chances, which I don’t know if that’s because he’s a retard that doesn’t know when to actually say enough is enough or if he’s genuinely such a good person that he’s willing to put up with all sorts of shit before he snaps. Either way, I don’t expect the FBI to be busting down your door any time soon, so you’ll never learn that lesson.

Nobody wants you to die Lou. They want you to be better.

I’ll take my hats now.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

He claims to have gotten over 200 dollars today to go towards his computer goal. I even screenshotted earlier where just a few hours ago he was given a donation. Nothing is ever good enough for this guy



Yeah, he's gonna fucking buy it and play it for like, 30 seconds and then be done with it. As per tradition.

 

[Miss Misery]

Wait wait wait, so now we're at TWO laptops, one of which is "broken" and the other is this previously unknown Surface Pro 2.

Plus three Chromebooks. And two iPads. And whatever gaming consoles and handhelds he has?

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Wait wait wait, so now we're at TWO laptops, one of which is "broken" and the other is this previously unknown Surface Pro 2.

Plus three Chromebooks. And two iPads. And whatever gaming consoles and handhelds he has?

All of them Gifts™ of course! Lou has totally not bought any of them and they are just sent to him by generous anons.

 

[Miss Misery]

All of them Gifts™ of course! Lou has totally not bought any of them and they are just sent to him by generous anons.

Well if that's the case then he should either donate them to charity as-is, or sell them and donate the funds to charity, as he is obviously not in need of such GENEROUS BENEFACTORS.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Lou being stuck as he is right now is already a punishment for anyone. Imagine if he fucks up and loses everything he grifted for.

 

[Pinball 2000]

This is gonna be a little autistic and I'll happily take ratings for this, but I noticed several things in this picture that indicate far more money being wasted here besides the Surface computer and airpods.

First off, judging by the color scheme and HUD of the game on the tv, I'm pretty sure he's playing Dead Cells. For reference, here's a screenshot of the Switch version:

Take note in how this picture, the buttons on the HUD in the lower left are white, but in Lou's pic, it appears the second button is blue and the third is yellow, signifying an xbox controller, meaning he's either playing this on an xbox one or pc. This game is normally $25 at full price, though it's also possible he's subscribed to the Xbox Game Pass ($15/month), which currently Includes Dead Cells in the subscription. Either way, it's more wasted money.
EDIT: @SIGSEGV pointed out that the game is also unpaused and the player seems to be spending an overly long amount of time in an early area, which means one of two things: Either Lou leaves games unpaused when he's not playing them for no real reason, or he's watching a streamer play the game (badly).

Second, take note of that big remote sitting next to the mousepad. It's an Xfinity X1 Remote with voice. For reference:

This is a remote that's only given with certain premium Comcast subscriptions, and you usually have to specifically ask for it AND pay extra to get one. So not only does Lou have a separate cable box in his room (that I'm sure his mom is paying for), he has one of the higher-end subscriptions. I have a friend in Pittsburgh who has this subscription, and it's about $90/month for getting cable and internet through Comcast.

Finally, look off to the very right of the photo, and you can see what appears to be the top of one of the newer Roku remotes. They just introduced a newer model near the beginning of 2020, and it's easily distinctive by the singular red button on top of the remote:

So why is this important? Because this newer model with voice has to either be bought separately for $25, and as of now, it's only included with some of the newer and more expensive models of Rokus. Current Rokus vary in price from $40-$100 depending on the model, meaning Lou either spent extra money on a "want" he shouldn't have, or he owns one of the higher-end models that came out this year. UPDATE: It seems I made a mistake; Lou later uploaded a photo that showed his Roku remote is NOT the newest model, it's an older version. But that being said, he still owns a Roku and he presumably subscribes to at least one video streaming service like Netflix or Hulu. Leaving this up for the sake of transparency.

EDIT: Just noticed there's an amiibo of Digby from Animal Crossing sitting in front of the tv.

Amiibo usually retail for $10-15 depending on the figure, though in Lou's defense, the Animal Crossing figures go on sale a lot because they bombed hard and nobody wanted them until New Horizons released this March, so it's possible he got this for as low as 5 bucks.

 

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Well that didn’t last long at all.

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Here’s what Lou’s looking to buy, by the way.

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Lou, if your thinkpad is “serviceable” but just hurts your neck, then put it on a stack of books or some shit. You claim to be constantly broke and starving and needing money for food each and every day, which magically you no longer need now that you are trying to grift for a new computer. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE CALL YOU A SCAMMER. If you’re that desperate for food, and all your “income” comes from writing commissions, and you still have a perfectly working machine capable of letting you make that money, and the only reason you don’t want to use it is because it slightly inconveniences you, if you were actually broke and starving, you would suck it up. The fact that you don’t and your immediate response is to just beg for a new one shows that you have never actually been in a position where money is tight, because people in the position you claim to be in do not do the things you do, Lou.

You know what somebody starving like you claim to be would do with that $600, especially if they already had a working thinkpad to make money with even if it hurt their neck after a while? They’d spend that $600 on canned food, cheap, long-lasting stuff that would feed them for a year, and then they’d use that year of not having to worry about food money in order to go out and find a job or paid internship somewhere, building up an emergency savings so that they always have food and can keep climbing out of their financial hole.

They do not go and waste it all on a new PC. Which is what you are doing, which is why people call you a liar.

Airpods. Unbelievable. Louis legitimately owns what is literally a symbol of excessive spending. That's amazing, and it's going front-and-center in the OP's list of needless purchases.

And I thought that computer was for writing. Why do you need an SSD if you're only opening text files? Why do you need a 24'' HD display if you're going to be using it to stare at words? Why is it a desktop computer if you need it to be portable? And, most importantly, why do you need this if you already have a gaming laptop? It would be infinitely more cheaper to buy a monitor and adapter for your laptop or an external hard drive. It doesn't make sense, but then again, neither does you owning airpods.

Just stop trying to use photos, you oaf. You've shot yourself in the foot each and every time.

 

[Jamal McGucci]

Lou, you could install Ubuntu and libreoffice if you're so strapped for cash. I have a much older laptop than you and it's fine.

 

[Miss Misery]

How are they alt-facts, Lou?

Shooting at Seattle’s CHOP protest site kills 16-year-old boy, leaves 14-year-old seriously injured

One teen was killed and another was wounded early Monday morning when they were shot in the protest area known as CHOP, in Seattle's Capitol Hill neighborhood.

www.seattletimes.com

But Lou, I thought you didn't have any siblings?

 

[Wooden Spoon]

This is gonna be a little autistic and I'll happily take ratings for this, but I noticed several things in this picture that indicate far more money being wasted here besides the Surface computer and airpods.

First off, judging by the color scheme and HUD of the game on the tv, I'm pretty sure he's playing Dead Cells. For reference, here's a screenshot of the Switch version:
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Take note in how this picture, the buttons on the HUD in the lower left are white, but in Lou's pic, it appears the second button is blue and the third is yellow, signifying an xbox controller, meaning he's either playing this on an xbox one or pc. This game is normally $25 at full price, though it's also possible he's subscribed to the Xbox Game Pass ($15/month), which currently Includes Dead Cells in the subscription. Either way, it's more wasted money.

Second, take note of that big remote sitting next to the mousepad. It's an Xfinity X1 Remote with voice. For reference:
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This is a remote that's only given with certain premium Comcast subscriptions, and you usually have to specifically ask for it AND pay extra to get one. So not only does Lou have a separate cable box in his room (that I'm sure his mom is paying for), he has one of the higher-end subscriptions. I have a friend in Pittsburgh who has this subscription, and it's about $90/month for getting cable and internet through Comcast.

Finally, look off to the very right of the photo, and you can see what appears to be the top of one of the newer Roku remotes. They just introduced a newer model near the beginning of 2020, and it's easily distinctive by the singular red button on top of the remote:
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So why is this important? Because this newer model with voice has to either be bought separately for $25, and as of now, it's only included with some of the newer and more expensive models of Rokus. Current Rokus vary in price from $40-$100 depending on the model, meaning Lou either spent extra money on a "want" he shouldn't have, or he owns one of the higher-end models that came out this year.

Holy shit, that is some pretty sound detective work. I am absolutely blown away! Absolutely insane how much money he spends and continues to grift. You did a fantastic job, goddamn, this thread has been a damn ride today.

Now if only Aark can provide the finishing blow....

 

[BoobWhiskers]

With the current grifting arc being centered on needing a new laptop for writing commissions, I have to ask: has he recently actually advertised this as a service he offers? I know there was some atrocious samples of his writing earlier in the thread, but I can't remember how old they were.

The writing shared earlier in the thread is YEARS old, from greener times where he had more than like, three people (plus all the headmates LOL) who could dubiously be called friends. If Lou has been doing any writing work at all since then, he hasn't advertised it in any way or posted on any of the many, many, many accounts across all of creation that have been sniffed out over the course of the thread.
Now granted, his writing is shit and writing commissions don't really sell very well compared to art commissions (both in popularity and in pricing scale, at least in my experience from the ones I've seen advertised), but probably a bigger obstacle is the fact that Lou's allergic to work.

This is gonna be a little autistic and I'll happily take ratings for this, but I noticed several things in this picture that indicate far more money being wasted here besides the Surface computer and airpods.

Pinball you're a shining example of truly weaponized autism and I unironically envy your incredibly specific knowledge of random shit.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

This is gonna be a little autistic and I'll happily take ratings for this, but I noticed several things in this picture that indicate far more money being wasted here besides the Surface computer and airpods.

First off, judging by the color scheme and HUD of the game on the tv, I'm pretty sure he's playing Dead Cells. For reference, here's a screenshot of the Switch version:
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Take note in how this picture, the buttons on the HUD in the lower left are white, but in Lou's pic, it appears the second button is blue and the third is yellow, signifying an xbox controller, meaning he's either playing this on an xbox one or pc. This game is normally $25 at full price, though it's also possible he's subscribed to the Xbox Game Pass ($15/month), which currently Includes Dead Cells in the subscription. Either way, it's more wasted money.

Second, take note of that big remote sitting next to the mousepad. It's an Xfinity X1 Remote with voice. For reference:
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This is a remote that's only given with certain premium Comcast subscriptions, and you usually have to specifically ask for it AND pay extra to get one. So not only does Lou have a separate cable box in his room (that I'm sure his mom is paying for), he has one of the higher-end subscriptions. I have a friend in Pittsburgh who has this subscription, and it's about $90/month for getting cable and internet through Comcast.

Finally, look off to the very right of the photo, and you can see what appears to be the top of one of the newer Roku remotes. They just introduced a newer model near the beginning of 2020, and it's easily distinctive by the singular red button on top of the remote:
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So why is this important? Because this newer model with voice has to either be bought separately for $25, and as of now, it's only included with some of the newer and more expensive models of Rokus. Current Rokus vary in price from $40-$100 depending on the model, meaning Lou either spent extra money on a "want" he shouldn't have, or he owns one of the higher-end models that came out this year.

Every fucking time Lou posts a photo of anything he just reveals more and more needless spending, all within the span of the time he’s been grifting.

Yes, poor people are allowed nice things, but not thousands upon thousands of dollars of high end electronics, video games, and pornography that they buy while simultaneously begging for food money every day.

How is Lou actually this fucking stupid?

 

[Wooden Spoon]

this might be autistic and petty of me, but I also found the price of his lovely WW Cup.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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He claims to have gotten over 200 dollars today to go towards his computer goal. I even screenshotted earlier where just a few hours ago he was given a donation. Nothing is ever good enough for this guy

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Yeah, he's gonna fucking buy it and play it for like, 30 seconds and then be done with it. As per tradition.

Does his second post indicate he also has a Wii?

Also.......I have no doubt he is leeching off his mother's cable. Didn't he bitch a month or so ago she wanted the $20 for the extra box?

 

[Wooden Spoon]

Does his second post indicate he also has a Wii?

Nahhh. They are releasing the game to Switch again soon, and the original poster was saying that it was fucking stupid to re-release a game for $60. And in Lou tradition, he admitted he was going to buy it regardless of the price and that people should be allowed to spend their money as they see fit.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Chris-Chan does... and then he spends all of his government tugboat on toys. Just like Lou!

Look there's no way he's begging the amount of money he manages to spend, not even close. I bet he's on disability and denies it so he can grift more.

It's sadly true. My sister gets disability for Asperger's. She's a fully functioning adult that could easily hold down a job, but I guess it's not hard to get on. I would absolutely assume Louis is on disability.

I can't imagine his parents buying him all this since they're all on FB whining about poverty.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

The surface pro got me absolutely seething lmao wow. Not only are those things expensive as a base unit, they come with 0 peripherals. Lou has the keyboard, which if you buy the official Microsoft one is $130 AND a wireless mouse, which doesn't look like the official surface one (too chunky, the official one is some streamlined shit) so it's probably some other Bluetooth compatible mouse. There are also multiple specs when it comes to the surfaces, you can get ones with different processors, so depending on if it's an i3, i5 or i7 you can imagine the jump in price.

I don't know the price in freedom units, but personally I own a i5 surface which was easily £1000 at the time. Then I had to buy the keyboard and the surface pen, which both weren't cheap. As an art student I genuinely needed it for my studies, but for writing? You can use anything, the whole point of a surface is the touch screen so you can use it as both a laptop and a tablet unit.

The absolute state of this man. Begging for a new set up cause his laptop is apparently dying or whatever when he also has a surface pro that seems perfectly serviceable. Any writing could just be done on an iPad, or even just pen and fucking paper People who want to write will do it however they can, going to to library to use computers if needed. God I wish Ark would just go for the jugular anyway and report him for fraud, the chimpout would be glorious and it would be a good wake up call for a our boy here that people aren't gonna deal with his bullshit anymore.

 

[Sintharia]

The surface pro got me absolutely seething lmao wow. Not only are those things expensive as a base unit, they come with 0 peripherals. Lou has the keyboard, which if you buy the official Microsoft one is $130 AND a wireless mouse, which doesn't look like the official surface one (too chunky, the official one is some streamlined shit) so it's probably some other Bluetooth compatible mouse. There are also multiple specs when it comes to the surfaces, you can get ones with different processors, so depending on if it's an i3, i5 or i7 you can imagine the jump in price.

I don't know the price in freedom units, but personally I own a i5 surface which was easily £1000 at the time. Then I had to buy the keyboard and the surface pen, which both weren't cheap. As an art student I genuinely needed it for my studies, but for writing? You can use anything, the whole point of a surface is the touch screen so you can use it as both a laptop and a tablet unit.

The absolute state of this man. Begging for a new set up cause his laptop is apparently dying or whatever when he also has a surface pro that seems perfectly serviceable. Any writing could just be done on an iPad, or even just pen and fucking paper People who want to write will do it however they can, going to to library to use computers if needed. God I wish Ark would just go for the jugular anyway and report him for fraud, the chimpout would be glorious and it would be a good wake up call for a our boy here that people aren't gonna deal with his bullshit anymore.

Oh! Don’t forget that he also has an iPad Pro and an Apple Pencil! The sheer number of expensive electronics is astounding, and the fact that he’s turning around to try and sell things that he grifted for, specifically for writing, a few months ago is icing on the cake. What’s the matter? Is the Chromebook you wanted for writing no longer good enough for writing?

From personal experience, I have a laptop from 2005 that still runs. It’s worthless for anything but browsing the internet really slowly, and probably doing things like writing. The newest shiny is absolutely not necessary.