Furry Art Freak Show - From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

[Thistle]

Oh, that's a new one to me...

Spoiler: BEADS!

 

[stonersunshine]

I feel like we've had this kind of shit posted beyond exhaustion but I think this kind of thing somehow becomes even worse when there's emphasis on the characters being in distress.

Spoiler: in distress over having been turned into an anus, that is

Does anyone else remember PJBearstein? He's funny. He's an old fart who's been in a snit for years about being called a pedophile, only seems to draw fat men cuddling fat little boys, and constantly tries to bait "THE TROLLS ON THE INTERNET" with a lot of "I'M NOT OWNED!! YOU'RE OWNED!!", for someone who claims to want to be left alone. He's a real treasure, I'm glad he's still around. Bless the guy.

Spoiler

 

[Just Another Furgag Alog]

I feel like we've had this kind of shit posted beyond exhaustion but I think this kind of thing somehow becomes even worse when there's emphasis on the characters being in distress.

Spoiler: in distress over having been turned into an anus, that is

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Does anyone else remember PJBearstein? He's funny. He's an old fart who's been in a snit for years about being called a pedophile, only seems to draw fat men cuddling fat little boys, and constantly tries to bait "THE TROLLS ON THE INTERNET" with a lot of "I'M NOT OWNED!! YOU'RE OWNED!!", for someone who claims to want to be left alone. He's a real treasure, I'm glad he's still around. Bless the guy.

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It's weird, but PJBearstein is the creepiest thing I've seen in this thread in... weeks, at least. Or maybe not weird? I feel like any rational human would look at this and throw out a massive "what in the fuck". I can only assume he has a collection of CP.

 

[stonersunshine]

It's weird, but PJBearstein is the creepiest thing I've seen in this thread in... weeks, at least. Or maybe not weird? I feel like any rational human would look at this and throw out a massive "what in the fuck". I can only assume he has a collection of CP.

I think that's what makes him special. The other stuff that's been posted in here has largely been very explicit, in-your-face out-there perversion, but PJ is the total opposite. He radiates this quiet aura of "sinister". It really becomes worse and worse when you see the sheer amount of the same shit he posts, over and over- for over a decade, at that. He seems like he's been deeply damaged when he was young. Self-loathing repressed homosexuality and all.

Spoiler: more of this

Also a hostile, paranoid, neurotic piece of work. Assuming he's actually been traumatized somehow, I'd have sympathy, but he aggressively resists any and all advice or help, believes he's "owned the trolls", and then continues to be a lonely, friendless, fear-filled, 60 year old closet case. Knowing he's probably going to keep this up until he croaks is kind of sad.

 

[Carlton]

I think that's what makes him special. The other stuff that's been posted in here has largely been very explicit, in-your-face out-there perversion, but PJ is the total opposite. He radiates this quiet aura of "sinister". It really becomes worse and worse when you see the sheer amount of the same shit he posts, over and over- for over a decade, at that. He seems like he's been deeply damaged when he was young. Self-loathing repressed homosexuality and all.

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Spoiler: more of this

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Also a hostile, paranoid, neurotic piece of work. Assuming he's actually been traumatized somehow, I'd have sympathy, but he aggressively resists any and all advice or help, believes he's "owned the trolls", and then continues to be a lonely, friendless, fear-filled, 60 year old closet case. Knowing he's probably going to keep this up until he croaks is kind of sad.
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Does this guy have a thread? I certainly think he’s worth keeping an eye on.

 

[Calamity]

I think that's what makes him special. The other stuff that's been posted in here has largely been very explicit, in-your-face out-there perversion, but PJ is the total opposite. He radiates this quiet aura of "sinister". It really becomes worse and worse when you see the sheer amount of the same shit he posts, over and over- for over a decade, at that. He seems like he's been deeply damaged when he was young. Self-loathing repressed homosexuality and all.

This is exactly why folk like MartenFerret weird me out too. Their work is essentially clean (other than his dirty deletes of cub art with dicks showing) but there is often religious undertones and some 'hinthint' pedo-stuff going on which gives me that weird feeling. He also has religious Christian guilt too. Not to mention he was a minor celebrity back on Neopets years ago, pretty much having a circle of kids worshipping him even though he's like 40yo+. He even made a fan forum for himself which died pretty much instantly.

Marten gives me creepy vibes with his self-insert, nude, faceless child character - And where many of the art with him and cartoon animals involve them looking at his genetalia.

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[stonersunshine]

Does this guy have a thread? I certainly think he’s worth keeping an eye on.

The most attention he's ever gotten outside of the furry community was a brief burst of mockery on SA around 2008-2014. He seems to have slowed down with putting out new content, and has absolutely deleted a fuckload of old shit. I tried using Wayback to see if I could find anything notable, but it's barely archived anything. Maybe someone without brainAIDS could do a better job than me.

This is exactly why folk like MartenFerret weird me out too. Their work is essentially clean (other than his dirty deletes of cub art with dicks showing) but there is often religious undertones and some 'hinthint' pedo-stuff going on which gives me that weird feeling. He also has religious Christian guilt too. Not to mention he was a minor celebrity back on Neopets years ago, pretty much having a circle of kids worshipping him even though he's like 40yo+. He even made a fan forum for himself which died pretty much instantly.

Marten gives me creepy vibes with his self-insert, nude, faceless child character - And where many of the art with him and cartoon animals involve them looking at his genetalia.

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Oh this is fucking abominable. The first one in particular reads like the guy's completely fucking losing his mind, and is in the midst of some kind of incoherent neurosis attack- like he's trying to reassure and explain to himself that he's definitely not a zoophile or pedophile or toonfucker or whatever else, that his feelings are normal and everyone has them and sexuality is nebulous, it's justified, okay maybe it is sexual but I'm not a pervert, just because I whack it to cartoon baby animals doesn't mean I wanna fuck them, it's fine, it's fine, don't worry, I'm normal, I'm normal, nothing is wrong with me

It's always the old Christian ones. Always. The product of a repressive older society and religious upbringing, I guess, but don't all older Christians deal with that kind of neurotic repression? How the fuck do these ones end up like this? I kind of get a cold chill imagining the long process of their psyche falling down a flight of stairs in order to reach this point.

 

[chicken]

I was browsing this thread idly and nearly did a spit-take. There's probably some unspoken law that says "don't draw attention to yourself if you get featured", but I like to laugh at myself, it doesn't matter.

One question I have for you. Why Seiya of all characters and why do you racebend him? It's really odd, I don't really understand the decision there. I found you through a friend who RPs on F-list and they said you were acting like a sperg (archive) even for F-list. I just don't get it exactly.

Also...why would you even admit to making those pictures on here? Saying it's a bad idea to draw attention to yourself but doing it any way is pretty exceptional.

 

[stonersunshine]

One question I have for you. Why Seiya of all characters and why do you racebend him? It's really odd, I don't really understand the decision there. I found you through a friend who RPs on F-list and they said you were acting like a sperg (archive) even for F-list. I just don't get it exactly.

Long TMI story, not really relevant, but since you asked, in brief:

Spoiler: VERY POWERLEVEL

Literally just lots and lots of genuine autism that I try and keep under control for the most part, and dealing with long-term abuse. Projected a lot onto character that comforted me when I was a kid, realized I'd projected too much and it deviated too much from the original, it was stupid to keep calling it the original, and wanted to get away from the fandom online (abuse-related ft. nonce pushing 40, etc), made "Not Seiya, my original character Bleiya" to keep drawing what made me happy. Racebending thing is just projection. A lot of people in Latin America see him that way, it's sort of a cultural in-joke.

Dunno about the F-List thing given that I barely use it at all anymore, so if it was recent, I wouldn't know, but it doesn't sound too out of character. Would definitely make sense if it was from a while back. Granted, the majority of my online footprint was made between ages 13-19 when I was actively being abused and going fucking nuts, so said footprint is definitely messy. I don't really want things I did as a kid to define me eternally, even if it's the internet. But even now, anyone is justified in thinking what I do is bizarre, I completely own it. No point in me taking it too seriously- if you can't take a joke or criticism you shouldn't be using the internet, etc.

Edit: I dunno, it made me laugh. I don't really mind.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

In the mid-2000s (maybe earlier) there was a shock image of a raccoon being beheaded. I decided to check out the artist to see if he's still around and it turns out his art hasn't improved at all.

Spoiler: Raccoon Beheading - Circa 2005-ish

Spoiler: Somewhat recent - contains gore

This is the best he's done recently, and it's still kinda shit:

So I don't know anything about drawing, so I'd love to know what it is that makes his poses look so weird. Why does everyone look so flat?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Spoiler: NSFL

 

[Large]

In the mid-2000s (maybe earlier) there was a shock image of a raccoon being beheaded. I decided to check out the artist to see if he's still around and it turns out his art hasn't improved at all.

Spoiler: Raccoon Beheading - Circa 2005-ish

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Spoiler: Somewhat recent - contains gore

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This is the best he's done recently, and it's still kinda shit:
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So I don't know anything about drawing, so I'd love to know what it is that makes his poses look so weird. Why does everyone look so flat?

Bad shading

 

[Antipathy]

Spoiler: NSFL

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Oh fuck, that's the legendary cheese grater picture?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Oh fuck, that's the legendary cheese grater picture?

No, it's actually a completely unrelated image that just happens to feature a cheese grater.

 

[Antipathy]

No, it's actually a completely unrelated image that just happens to feature a cheese grater.

I was almost surprised for a second, then I realized that no, I was not surprised at all by this.
Why do I even bother?

 

[SIGSEGV]

I was almost surprised for a second, then I realized that no, I was not surprised at all by this.
Why do I even bother?

lol I'm just fucking with you

 

[Antipathy]

lol I'm just fucking with you

Your Chadly avatar made me trust you almost unconditionally.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Your Chadly avatar made me trust you almost unconditionally.

I promise to use this power for morally ambiguous purposes.

 

[Antipathy]

I promise to use this power for morally ambiguous purposes.

You're a real American hero

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Spoiler: Bio-diaper parasite body horror