Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Miss Misery]

What is Tess winning? The last sheet cake in a cakewalk?

And why, why was she at the Grammy Awards?
Was she a seat filler?

OMG CAKEWALKS ARE RACISS!

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

What is Tess winning? The last sheet cake in a cakewalk?

And why, why was she at the Grammy Awards?
Was she a seat filler?

She was, for some reason, there to do a "fashion recap" after the show. https://www.grammy.com/grammys/vide...un-ross-recap-2020-grammys-style-behind-seams

 

[FrownyFace]

She was, for some reason, there to do a "fashion recap" after the show. https://www.grammy.com/grammys/vide...un-ross-recap-2020-grammys-style-behind-seams

Aaahahahaha! This looks so miserable. Nobody really likes sitting on high top stools like this but just imagine how awful it must be to sit on one weighing 400lbs and being almost completely spherical.

 

[Barbarella]

I worry about the popularity of that strawberry dress, because it's badly designed, and the only statement one makes with it is ”I'm not growing up. And I have bad taste and don't care. ’

Strawberry clothing belong here:


Or here:



I couldn't even find a semi sophisticated adult dress with strawberries, this was the closest I got to at least replicate the style, sorta.

Just this :


Not my style but its do in an emergency.

But this one?


Horrifying. And it is ugly for thin women over ten too. If you anybody loves this dress in theit 20s, I feel they’ll end up like Judy, living in mommy's house at 24 and fantasizing about video game characters, or going to Disney, and never having a love or grown up life .

Even pulling that dress off ironically would be hard, but I guess if you had a bunch of bridesmaids you hated its might work.

 

[Broken Pussy]

I don’t think it’s the print that is the problem. It’s just such a basic-ass princess dress. It looks like something one of the moms in Tard Baby General would put on a potato to take it to Disneyland.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

I worry about the popularity of that strawberry dress, because it's badly designed, and the only statement one makes with it is ”I'm not growing up. And I have bad taste and don't care. ’

Strawberry clothing belong here:
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Or here:

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I couldn't even find a semi sophisticated adult dress with strawberries, this was the closest I got to at least replicate the style, sorta.

Just this :

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Not my style but its do in an emergency.

But this one?
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Horrifying. And it is ugly for thin women over ten too. If you anybody loves this dress in theit 20s, I feel they’ll end up like Judy, living in mommy's house at 24 and fantasizing about video game characters, or going to Disney, and never having a love or grown up life .

Even pulling that dress off ironically would be hard, but I guess if you had a bunch of bridesmaids you hated its might work.

I think it's a cute afternoon with the kids party dress, but very out of place at a Grammy red carpet. her hair and makeup are distracting in a bad way, the clunky shoes don't help its cohesiveness at all, basically it's an 8 year olds idea of glamour. Her stylist must hate her to let her go out like this in public

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

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Tess trying to claim credits for this dress is making me MOTI, she's acting like she's the one who made it when she probably bullied the poor designers to make one her size. keep in mind she was also notorious for giving designers wrong measurements, in fact she gave everyone who worked with her a hard time with her entitled attitude back then (and we all know how that ended for her, two million followers and only one sponsor must be an achievement).

 

[BIG DADDY]

I worry about the popularity of that strawberry dress, because it's badly designed, and the only statement one makes with it is ”I'm not growing up. And I have bad taste and don't care. ’

Strawberry clothing belong here:
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Or here:

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I couldn't even find a semi sophisticated adult dress with strawberries, this was the closest I got to at least replicate the style, sorta.

Just this :

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Not my style but its do in an emergency.

But this one?
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Horrifying. And it is ugly for thin women over ten too. If you anybody loves this dress in theit 20s, I feel they’ll end up like Judy, living in mommy's house at 24 and fantasizing about video game characters, or going to Disney, and never having a love or grown up life .

Even pulling that dress off ironically would be hard, but I guess if you had a bunch of bridesmaids you hated its might work.

I think there’s a reason this became popular with teenagers the summer after an extremely disruptive school year. It wouldn’t surprise me if it’s indicative of regression as a coping mechanism, or a longing for when times were better, which for that age group was childhood. It makes a lot more sense for them to wear it than for Tess, who I just realized wasn’t even capable of wearing it correctly: the first string is supposed to go under the breasts, but on Tess it’s midway across her boobs, which makes it an even worse choice for her and shows yet again how you can’t scale garments up well for someone that big.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Salade Nicoise]

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Well at least she doesn't have responsibilities, like a child-

Oh.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I think there’s a reason this became popular with teenagers the summer after an extremely disruptive school year. It wouldn’t surprise me if it’s indicative of regression as a coping mechanism, or a longing for when times were better, which for that age group was childhood. It makes a lot more sense for them to wear it than for Tess, who I just realized wasn’t even capable of wearing it correctly: the first string is supposed to go under the breasts, but on Tess it’s midway across her boobs, which makes it an even worse choice for her and shows yet again how you can’t scale garments up well for someone that big.

And wasn't this just about the only dress that could fit her ham hock arms?
Or am I thinking of another dress she wore for a big event?

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

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Man. I misplaced the world's tiniest violin! Otherwise I would have serenaded Tess' pained soul! Not that I was really looking for it.

After this bitchfit I would be seriously surprised if even the most desperate designers would employ Tess to wear their creations. Not only is she very middle aged looking by now, but You can bet Your ass that she will throw a fit one way or the other. I have not great insight into the fashion world, but there had been some insiders that came forward with tales, and I would love to hear the other shit that goes round within the scene about Tess.

Future models of all sizes and genders, simply take notes on how not to build a reputation.

 

[Nectarine]

lol, she decided to prop up black women for her latest twitter tangent and she's getting called out for it.



apparently, she also tweeted this as a reply but then immediately deleted it. several people are tweeting screenshots at her and asking her to explain herself, but she's gone silent.

 

[SnarkySperg]

Her stylist must hate her to let her go out like this in public.

You think she has a stylist?

And wasn't this just about the only dress that could fit her ham hock arms?
Or am I thinking of another dress she wore for a big event?

You're thinking of the Eloquii dress that she wore to some afterparty last year. She complained and whined that nothing else fit her and acted like it was a garbage dress, then sold it on depop for more than it was worth.

lol, she decided to prop up black women for her latest twitter tangent and she's getting called out for it.
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apparently, she also tweeted this as a reply but then immediately deleted it. several people are tweeting screenshots at her and asking her to explain herself, but she's gone silent.
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Tess, why do you do this to yourself?

 

[melty]

Tess is my favorite woke spokesperson because she's clearly doing more damage to the movement than good but she's too stupid and aggressive to take a step back.
You're supposed to save stuff like "all white people are inherently racist" for people already in the cult, but she just blurts it out to confused newbies and then aggressively refuses to explain anything.

 

[MathildaLeon]

I don't follow Ashley Graham on IG but I scrolled through her feed to compare it to the shitfest that is Tess's account. She seems to be in a loving, healthy relationship with a fairly new baby, glowing and happy. No self-loathing, no woke spewing garbage, no cakes or trips with other fatties without kids. No drugs or "drowning my thoughts in whiskey tonight." I would put money on it that Tess scrolls through her feed regularly and is overcome with insane jealousy.

Also has anyone noticed in Tess's early modeling pics she seemed to smile genuinely and now her pics are just derp and blank stares?

 

[Water-T]

Can you even imagine how she would have responded if the comment wasn't from a Black woman?

Tess would smugly post clown emojis, thinking she did the most epic clapback ever.

I think it's a cute afternoon with the kids party dress, but very out of place at a Grammy red carpet. her hair and makeup are distracting in a bad way, the clunky shoes don't help its cohesiveness at all, basically it's an 8 year olds idea of glamour. Her stylist must hate her to let her go out like this in public

Exactly. This is a dress for a picnic or taking your kids to a backyard party, not the fucking Grammys. Those shoes are not suitable for a classy event either.

You'd think a supa moddle would have better fashion sense and decorum than a 7 year old.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[GrouchiCorn]

"you hate me because I'm fat" that twitter user is just going for it. I am HERE for that

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

I don't follow Ashley Graham on IG but I scrolled through her feed to compare it to the shitfest that is Tess's account. She seems to be in a loving, healthy relationship with a fairly new baby, glowing and happy. No self-loathing, no woke spewing garbage, no cakes or trips with other fatties without kids. No drugs or "drowning my thoughts in whiskey tonight." I would put money on it that Tess scrolls through her feed regularly and is overcome with insane jealousy.

Also has anyone noticed in Tess's early modeling pics she seemed to smile genuinely and now her pics are just derp and blank stares?

Aaand she doesn't seem to think necessary to post pictures of her babys face on Instagram.