🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Elric of Melnibone]

He said no.

Edit: I presume he meant "ransom" demand.

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And just like that this is all a fake gay ops.

 

[Pump Meat]

I'm no Dr.Spock, but disowning your mentally ill daughter to an audience that have seen feces get scooped out of her by a clinical obese alcoholic is a pretty good way to sabotage future attempts at reconciliation. This is so fucking surreal to me right now.

 

[Perspicacity]

That was just a wellness check. It says in the police logs as much.

What I'm saying it perhaps it was a wellness check for Faith from her parents. Do we know when she was released? I'm struggling to believe this is real but perhaps we can make sense of things with additional information, if we can confirm it was her parents then perhaps we can confirm that this has some basis in reality. It seems unlikely she's at Ralph's because I doubt he would be able to keep his mouth shut about it. But I imagine they would be trying to find her whereabouts.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

I'm no Dr.Spock, but disowning your mentally ill daughter to an audience that have seen feces get scooped out of her by a clinical obese alcoholic is a pretty good way to sabotage future attempts at reconciliation. This is so fucking surreal to me right now.

YOU MUST CUT OFF THE INFECTED BRANCH TO SAVE THE TREE. BEGONE DAUGHTER, OUR FAMILY LEGACY IS AT STAKE!

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I do feel bad for Matthew Vickers. I've known some people in a very similar situation to his - 18+-year-old daughters running off with men they picked basically to enrage them. And there are no good options in this situation.

Still, the archivist must harden their heart, remove all human weakness and archive the shitshow as it happens

https://archive.vn/wip/WqjFw Tweets
https://archive.vn/wip/7h8Er Tweets with replies

 

[Spectre_06]

Godwinson did an astute observation. His face is really fucked up. For some reason he looks like he has elephant skin. Can we get an e-doctor on what the fuck is all that pox that has appeared on his face recently?

It could be heat rash, but more than likely has to do with the drinking. Significant alcohol consumption can lead to alcohol-induced vasculitis, but also can just straight-up fuck with the blood vessels. It can look similar to what Ralph has (which could be any number of issues, IANAD). It can look like this:

 

[TherapyMan]

What I'm saying it perhaps it was a wellness check for Faith from her parents. Do we know when she was released? I'm struggling to believe this is real but perhaps we can make sense of things with additional information, if we can confirm it was her parents then perhaps we can confirm that this has some basis in reality. It seems unlikely she's at Ralph's because I doubt he would be able to keep his mouth shut about it. But I imagine they would be trying to find her whereabouts.

I find that doubtful, for the reasons that you've so eloquently expressed, and that it likely would have been a missing person inquiry at that point, rather than a wellness check.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

I'm no Dr.Spock, but disowning your mentally ill daughter to an audience that have seen feces get scooped out of her by a clinical obese alcoholic is a pretty good way to sabotage future attempts at reconciliation. This is so fucking surreal to me right now.

Drastic loss is one of the few things that can break through an addicts/ mentally ill person's wall of denial. While 18 is pretty young to go for the final solution, considering how nuts Faith seems it's not completely out of the question.
Now airing out to the corpse of Internet Bloodsports, now that is probably not the best way to handle things.

This Mr. Vickers smells off, but considering that you probably don't get a Faith with super well adjusted parents, I can't rule out that he's also a mess.

 

[Perspicacity]

I find that doubtful, for the reasons that you've so eloquently expressed, and that it likely would have been a missing person inquiry at that point, rather than a wellness check.

Yes I suppose that is true, if we are to take this AMA at face value then I imagine Mr. Vickers received this news about Faith within the last 24 hours. So they would be unrelated, I'm just trying to find something that can help us confirm outside of the tweets.

It could be heat rash, but more than likely has to do with the drinking. Significant alcohol consumption can lead to alcohol-induced vasculitis, but also can just straight-up fuck with the blood vessels. It can look similar to what Ralph has (which could be any number of issues, IANAD). It can look like this:

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That is 95% rosacea due to prolonged alcohol abuse.

 

[Marvel Cinematic Universe]

If I may schizo post for a moment, this is probably fucking Xander or someone like him.
Vickers is a gen-Xer and probably has his info on any number of data breach aggregating websites. He probably uses the same password for twitter as he set for AOL in the same year he watched The Matrix in theatres.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

If I may schizo post for a monent, this is probably fucking Xander or someone like him.
Vickers is a gen-Xer and probably has his info on any number of data breach aggregating websites. He probably uses the same password for twitter as he set for AOL in the same year he watched The Matrix in theatres.

If Xander did this he's just fucked Bitwave.tv

"Come to Bitwave.tv! You can totally trust the owner unless you've re-used a password in the last 20 years and he thinks it would be funny to sockpuppet you to troll one of his e-enemies"

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

The lack of a picture to verify its him tells me fake and gay, but there's something about the way he's going about this that seems genuine. Could be some retard rehearsed something, but I want to believe.

If Faith had her phone or was with Ralph, surely we would've heard more from her to clear things up? It's been almost a week and we still don't know if she wanted the tape to drop.



Edit: we have a currently unreliable confirmation faith did not consent to the tapes release.

 

[Desktop User2]

I wouldn't believe someone denying interview requests would be doing Q&As for randos on TT, it seems like a larp. It would be funny tho if this chick is that schizo and went back to Ralph, there would be a whole more to milk on this story if this was the case.
I'm also very interested on his high culture tours.

 

[Cat Phuckers]

We're talking about extreme trauma as a child, not simply looking at something leading to pedophilia.

I think it's kinda obvious if somebody during the stage in which their brain is still malleable (Any age before approx. 21) is looking at things that sexualize children, then it can have an effect on the way they perceive sex and children. It's like how all too often we hear about transsexuals who talk about how a girly anime had an effect on them and made them want to transition or furries who were neglected as a kid spent a lot of time with their dog, came across furry shit, and eventually tried to molest their dog. I think the video below is actually sufficient evidence for my claim, straight from the horses mouth, and millions of transsexuals, pedos, and zoophiles can tell you a very similar story to this about themselves:

https://youtu.be/xG1T0URuTWw

This probably belongs in the Dax or Digibro thread, but it is at least somewhat relevant to the post I quoted so don't nag me about it.

 

[LaurenLauren]

The lack of a picture to verify its him tells me fake and gay, but there's something about the way he's going about this that seems genuine. Could be some retard rehearsed something, but I want to believe.

If Faith had her phone or was with Ralph, surely we would've heard more from her to clear things up? It's been almost a week and we still don't know if she wanted the tape to drop.

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I've taken the crazy pill, I believe that godwinson is behind all of this.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I may be super on this but it seems like Ralph and Dax are preparing and mounting an attack on an old enemy.

Ant0on1000 is the interesting one. Why? Hazencruz tried pulling some cancel culture gay shit on him (to anyone who knows Hazencruz this is no surprise) and leaked selectively edited DM's to make Ant0on1000 look bad over money. However Ant0on1000 leaked the rest of the stuff showing Hazencruz to be a fat lazy slimey dishonest shit bag (in other words, Hazencruz)

https://twitter.com/Ant0on1000/status/1294977968926855168

Ralph said he was personally cool with Hazencruz during the fallout but refused to let Hazen back as a co-host. However he was allowed preferential janny treatment in the discords and was slowly climbing up the wrung ladder of D-list hosts who run their own shows no one watches. He STFU about daddy Dax after getting BTFO'd and tried to pretend it was a small spat neither of them really mean, but Dax has made it clear Haxencruz is on his shit list and there will be no redemption.

Seems like Ralph is now gonna turn on Hazen to have someone to shit on that is weaker than him. It will most likely be interesting because Hazencruz does really stupid shit... However if Hazen turns heel on Dax and Ralph this could be interesting. Hazencruz already lost most of his e-friends who had clout and was not welcome back cause of drama. Establishing this as a pattern when the guy has an employment gap from quitting his job to do stuff like this full time is backing a retarded wounded animal into a corner. Maybe Hazencruz will lay back and just take it or disapear from online so Ralph can claim another Killstream scalp.

This would be really dumb of Hazen however, because like all the scalps Ralph collects he doesn't let it go and he loves to gloat his wins when the content well is running dry. Even if Hazen disapears Ralph will just go into the archives of old fuck ups to make himself feel good.

Hazencruz may be a tard and a piece of shit, but Hazencruz never leaked revenge porn because the internet hurt his feelings.

 

[MeltyTW]

The lack of a picture to verify its him tells me fake and gay, but there's something about the way he's going about this that seems genuine. Could be some retard rehearsed something, but I want to believe

I have a theory now that mayne he realizes that his daughter is likely not to do anything against Ralph or has even gone back to him and knows that kiwifarms is the second best thing to enrage Ralph

 

[3 Times Faster]

It could be heat rash, but more than likely has to do with the drinking. Significant alcohol consumption can lead to alcohol-induced vasculitis, but also can just straight-up fuck with the blood vessels. It can look similar to what Ralph has (which could be any number of issues, IANAD). It can look like this:

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OnlyLoseMeLeg arc next?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

The more I think about it, the more I hope someone like Xander has hacked Matthew Vickers' Twitter. If they're in the US that's some seriously illegal shit and the US authorities have a pretty decent chance of catching them given how heavily the US surveils the Internet.

If Matthew Vickers Twitter was fake it might be OK legally but we convinced ourselves earlier on that the Twitter and Facebook were run by the same person and that person was very likely Matthew Vickers.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralph-theralphretort.16672/post-7008256

If someone other than him is Tweeting as him and he reports it, that person may well be screwed.

 

[High Tea]

So could the reason Ralph randomly went to Williamsburg last week be because Faith is there hiding out at a hotel?

Really hoping the Vickers account is a troll like I wondered about at the beginning of his twitter appearance. Otherwise this whole situation gets more depressing for that family, your daughter so in love with ER that she's willing to be disowned. That's tough.