8-17-2020 Tucson Police File Psychiatric Petition; Tom "Kidnapped" by Jackbooted thugs - C O M M I T T E D

Syaoran Li said:
Tom was sure back in the 60's that everyone was hip
But Tuscon PD sent him to the wacko bin for his senior citizen trip
And they forced him to become a man while he identified as a troon
So he raved and ranted in the room and acted like a loon

He's an old hippie and he don't know what to do
Should he hang onto the old or should he grab on to the new?
He's an old hippie, this new life is just a bust
He ain't trying to change nobody, he's just tryin' real hard to adjust
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If he was a nice guy who was just stuck in life and not a fucking creep or weirdo with possible pedophilia qualities who bitches about Kiwi Farms all day, then sure id give him a chance
 
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If he's heading for a psych ward it'll be a 72 mandatory stay. Once he starts getting three squares, a clean bed and company he might not even want to leave.

He'll want out because he can't smoke weed, want his instruments and lastly keep hitting on the other patients or trying to shack up with them if they're leaving; he's a grifter and he's always seeking a free place to live.
 
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Daisymae said:
HE IS STREAMING WITH THE COPS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

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Omfg. In a closed room with him & all they appear to be sporting for protection against biological warfare .. are some sissy-assed COVID masks?? Do they seriously think the most lethal airborne pathogen flying around them in that room right now is Teh Coof? COVID is the fucking bitchboi of whatever now inhabits that space.

Are the cops using him to break in their probies? Is this a hazing? Cop initiation ritual?

Did those cops lose a fuckin bet??

I have so many questions right now. All of them lead back to bewilderment that no one is hazmatted the fuck up. I'm not even being a dick right now. Would any of you sit across from him in a little room like that & feel comfortable with the fact that your only barrier to bacterias untold is a pansyassed N95??

Sorry, one more thing. Question for the oldfags:

Since I can't handle him in any audio/visual format for more than apx. 3-5m, & he's usually busy scraping some of his lung tissue off of his weed & not really saying much, I may just not have a good grasp on his normal voice/pitch. So, his voice in this video... This is not how he normally sounds.. right?

He's talking in some forced, higher-than-
normal register here, isn't he? If I'm right, then I presume he's doing this because he thinks it sounds feminine, as opposed to a demented nightmare version of Mickey Mouse with someone's balls in his mouth?
 
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LMFAO they haven't confiscated his cell phone yet :lol:

He's pissed off on AMB right now
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MasterDisaster said:
If he's heading for a psych ward it'll be a 72 mandatory stay. Once he starts getting three squares, a clean bed and company he might not even want to leave.
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Some aspects really do suit the lazy slackers, he'll appreciate the 24hr service and all, but he'll miss the streaming and forum bitching, and blowing that poor sax. Tom World problems. He'll be back, and super pissed with us. I can't wait.
 
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Looney Troons said:
Tbh, I’m surprised it took this long for his tard wranglers to give it up and just get him placed under the 72-hour hold. Tom is too far up his own ass to be a threat to himself, and much too frail to be threat to anyone else. He will be back with renewed vigor soon and the chimpouts are going to be glorious
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Actually the final nail might have been input from his family. Tom's increasingly aggravating irritations take on a whole new light if the family is involved and actually steps in to have him committed.
That or he's gone and said something incredibly stupid to someone, like Bob, that was taken as a dangerous threat and he's being put in the crazy bin for a few days. The last few days have been pretty intense for TomBomb and maybe his poor, mostly smooth brain simply couldn't handle his delusions any longer.
 
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At least it's nicer than jail. He'll even get three hot meals (& not because they've been baking in a Tuscon dumpster) & a nice bed to sleep in.

Maybe he'll draw some pretty pictures to show us. I for one can't wait to see DIE SNEASEL scrawled in purple crayon on a legal pad.
 
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