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And if that really is the case, then good on them. Can you imagine the horrors associated with this dude that the internet doesn't know about, but is canon to his relatives?? I fucking can't.
I do know just based on what is already out there about him, if I had to deal with any degree of possibility that he might crash the funeral services of someone I gave a fuck about, filled with people I give a fuck about, all of them in varying levels of grief .. yeah god damn right I'd pull out all the stops to bring those odds down to zero, the most G-Rated Disney Princess of which would be to contact law enforcement & rubber room his ass over the dates I'm worried about.
After any post-service gatherings are over, then yeah, do whatever with him. Chuck him off a bridge, stage a jail cell an hero, dump him back off at home, don't care. Let him tardrage & dance for the 2 or 3 dozen people that voluntarily buy their tickets to the freak show.
The one scenario that just isn't going to play out though, is he blasts in & goes full-on dark circus in front of an assload of my peoples & their god damn kids. None of which who would have opted in to that shitshow if given the choice.
If the funeral did have anything to do with this, maybe he should feel pretty lucky that all he's dealing with is 3 hots & a cot (as they say) for a few days against his will, & a few hours of the Mary Jane DTs?
