🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I seriously think Ralph is completely devoid of critical-thinking skills. Any normal person looking at that picture before posting it would realise it sends off major pedo vibes and take a new one. It looks like he's kidnapped Soph and is holding her hostage.

She's %100 going to use this photo as evidence of abusive behavior when she's 4-5 months preggo and trying to get home to Cali.

(My prediction is that she gets preggo, realizes that she both wants the baby and that Ralph can't provide nor take care of a baby, thus trying to get in her parents' good graces and laying forever the millstone of child support and lack of involvement in his kid's life around his neck like a real felon.
 
I'm somewhat trepidatious to call Ralph a rapist. People told him she will metoo him, but holy shit he will be lucky if cancellation is the worst thing that happens to him.

I won't say he's a rapist, and certainly won't if Faith tries to #MeToo the bastard without actual, hard evidence. The bitch is a proven liar and manipulator, after all, so until she provides legitimate evidence she can choke on a bag of dicks if she accuses him of it.

Agreed bro. I have sex and would have sex with her too. I'm straight. I like vagina.

I'm straight and enjoy sex, and even I say 'hard fucking pass' on her.
 
I'm taking 4 lines at 30 bushels of corn each:
  • Pregnancy (+10 for keeping, -10 for abortion or abandonment).

Wouldn't this be the perfect way to get back at Nora - who left him because she 'wanted a family'?
Wasn't he talking on the Lana Lokteff KS episode about how he wanted kids?
What better way to own the libs Nora than beautiful white babies?

Don't think he won't do this.
He showed his micropenis to the world and sniffed ass-crack to prove a point.
 
Digibro has been vile and hated for as long as I can remember posting anywhere online, that's not the kind of "stir up shit" guest that you want frequenting your podcast, no matter who you are.

He's been loathed (and considered a pedo) since he was Digibrony, before he decided incorrectly that being a brony was bad for his reputation instead of the other way around.
 
He's been loathed (and considered a pedo) since he was Digibrony, before he decided incorrectly that being a brony was bad for his reputation instead of the other way around.
Not to mention when he was shilling his own videos, especially the original one defending loli shit on 4chan. All he did for years was defend it on a tripcode, clearly getting off on the fact that people hated him for his bullshit.
 
Thanks for filling me in. In all honesty I'm quite happy the pair of them are together again, this whore needs to stay away from her brothers so they can succeed in life where she is obviously failing. And the show gets to continue, instead of a slow decline over the next few years we are guaranteed to see many more explosions in the short term.

I really feel bad for the brothers though. I can't imagine what it's like to have a thieving, whoring failure of a sister that you likely still love but is just ruining your household and her own life.
 
He's responding to the specific claim that you and others made that he cares about the money more than his own daughter and their other children. He isn't trying to own the haters, he is setting the fact straight and responding in the only way he can to this spergfest. Stop being an autistic faggot and get over your daddy hang ups.
I never said he cared more about money than his children, I said that she'd gone around saying her parents neglected her and I'd believe it with the way she turned out. I also said that I felt for the guy because this all sucks and if this were one of my kids I'd be fucking mental right now.

I've made it clear that I think she's a scumbag that's been lying to her parents and weird orbiters that she's trapped over the years and anything she says can't be trusted. As for the rest, plenty of people have had threads about them, their family, even their dead tragic fucking tard babies on the farms and haven't engaged with the farms directly so stop your dick riding.
 
She is gonna look fat really soon considering the only exercise they get is the lowest effort sex possible. Judging by her parents and genetics she is gonna age almost as bad as Ralph does.

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Ok, Gunt & Fai still together CONFIRMED. Now, TAKING ALL BETS on the following outcomes:

- Fai cucks Ralph.
- Fai is pregnant.
- Fai is playing the long-game for more dirt (blackmail, not thumb sauce).
- Ralph cheats on Fai.
- Mr Vickers executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF an heros.
- Ralph and Fai get married but divorce.
- Ralph and Fai get married and live happily ever after.

:gunt: Place bets NOW! :gunt:
I'll take Schizo emo BF executes Ralph and Fai and then an heros at 20/1
 
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Wouldn't this be the perfect way to get back at Nora - who left him because she 'wanted a family'?
Wasn't he talking on the Lana Lokteff KS episode about how he wanted kids?
What better way to own the libs Nora than beautiful white babies?

Don't think he won't do this.
He showed his micropenis to the world and sniffed ass-crack to prove a point.
I'm not sure it's possible for the 3 incher to get deep enough into a woman's cervix to actually impregnate her. Fortunately for the world, biology itself may spare us from the existence of guntlings. If not... we need to double Planned Parenthood's funding...

We cannot allow it to breed... :gunt: :gunt: :gunt: :gunt: :gunt:
 
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