🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Delicious Diversity said:
Ok, Gunt & Fai still together CONFIRMED. Now, TAKING ALL BETS on the following outcomes:

- Fai cucks Ralph.
- Fai is pregnant.
- Fai is playing the long-game for more dirt (blackmail, not thumb sauce).
- Ralph cheats on Fai.
- Mr Vickers executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF an heros.
- Ralph and Fai get married but divorce.
- Ralph and Fai get married and live happily ever after.

:gunt: Place bets NOW! :gunt:
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- Faith will likely cuck Ralph at some point, maybe with his approval.
- If she can stay sane long enough, pregnancy is definitely on the table for them. Assuming Ralph's tiny dick, fat absorded balls, and massive amounts of fat spawned estrogen, can shoot it in enough.
- I don't think Faith is calculating enough to really have a plan like collecting blackmail. She's just a stupid, mentally ill teenager.
- Ralph will cheat on her, especially if the craziness continues. Ralph has cheated on Nora, and Ade that I can think of, he's a cheater, he'll do it again.
- Mr Vickers (hello since you're reading) isn't going to do anything physical to Ralph. Despite all the tuff guy talk from people on here, he's not a that much of a dumbass and assaulting Ralph in anyway will only land him in jail and his other kids fatherless.
- Chris won't do shit but continue to be an emo soyboy on Twitter. He's a simp and continues to say he loves her. As I said before, she could rope him back in in under an hour despite all this.
- I doubt Chris will off himself, but am not confident in that.
- They will likely get married, especially if she gets pregnant. Divorce will probably also happen eventually. Ralph is stubborn and determined to prove everyone wrong, so he'll likely continue trying to make this work for a while. Once the divorce happens, he'll publicly say the nastiest things he can about her because that's the kind of person he is OR, like with Nora, pay her to pretend to be nice. Depending on how he feels he can best grift over it.
 
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Unog said:
I can't imagine it's easy realizing that you've been conned by your own kid.

Everyone gets a bit salty when they've been had, no matter who it was that fleeced them. When it comes to parents getting fleeced by their kids, well, it happens more often than you'd think and such people can and do come from homes as good and significantly better than the one that raised Faith.

Genetics are a lottery, sometimes you get the kid that's genetically wired to be a piece of shit. It happens.
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Cutting the kid loose when you have others is the best thing you can do, no matter how painful it is to do. I've seen family (Aunty/Uncle/Cousin) torn to pieces by one child with BPD where the parents made the mistake of trying to buy, coerce and help the BPD child to the exclusion of others. Still to this day the whack job acts like a cuckoo pushing the others out of the nest whilst sucking up every bit of money, time and attention the parents have. They don't get better with age and focusing on your other children is the best thing you can do. It is not a good or easy place for a parent to be.
 
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RoobyRoobyRoo said:
It's so they can (try to) block how fat he is.



Is it just me or are her eyes dilated as fuck in that picture. Back for a day and already high as a kite, eh
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She high as fuck.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
then complain about it being a waste of money
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In hindsight....it is.

Sam Losco said:
Is that Soph? Cause that really looks like Soph.
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Nah he's going to wait till she's 18 before grooming her 100%.


Delicious Diversity said:
Ok, Gunt & Fai still together CONFIRMED. Now, TAKING ALL BETS on the following outcomes:

- Fai cucks Ralph.
- Fai is pregnant.
- Fai is playing the long-game for more dirt (blackmail, not thumb sauce).
- Ralph cheats on Fai.
- Mr Vickers executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF an heros.
- Ralph and Fai get married but divorce.
- Ralph and Fai get married and live happily ever after.

:gunt: Place bets NOW! :gunt:
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I see Ralph going the brynn hartman route in a drug and pill fused self destruction.

Ralph probably pimp her out to dax or let her take gator's virginity for being such the humble guntguard ready to please.
Leonard Helplessness said:
I was inspired by the gay-trans-BLM pride flag. Came out shitty but oh well.

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The gunt needs to take at least 75% of the flag.
 
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I seriously think Ralph is completely devoid of critical-thinking skills. Any normal person looking at that picture before posting it would realise it sends off major pedo vibes and take a new one. It looks like he's kidnapped Soph and is holding her hostage.

Ralph, when are you going to realise you just aren't good at this and give up on 'owning the trolls'? Must you continue to nourish us with delicious corn? Have you embraced this purpose in life?
 
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gran_autismo said:
This man is a total lolcow. Normal human beings just shrug when people in a somewhat obscure internet forum talk shit about them, but not a cow. No a cow has to argue and be right, to push it as far as they can to "own the haydurs" and "correct the record." It's what separates cows from regular people.

This girl was doomed from the start.
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The part about the lolcow thing is whatever but this isn't a normal situation. You keep trying to focus in on the farther as being wrong or bad or even abusive but you are not taking into account the situation hes in. His young daughter who has been caught lying about everything under the sun has been dragged into the spotlight by a fat retard who has made claims of abuse.

The farther has had accusations of abuse,neglect and is just setting the story straight whether he should be doing it on twitter is another matter. He's responding to the specific claim that you and others made that he cares about the money more than his own daughter and their other children. He isn't trying to own the haters, he is setting the fact straight and responding in the only way he can to this spergfest. Stop being an autistic faggot and get over your daddy hang ups.
 
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I seriously think Ralph is completely devoid of critical-thinking skills. Any normal person looking at that picture before posting it would realise it sends off major pedo vibes and take a new one. It looks like he's kidnapped Soph and is holding her hostage.

Ralph, when are you going to realise you just aren't good at this and give up on 'owning the trolls'? Must you continue to nourish us with delicious corn? Have you embraced this purpose in life?
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Holy shit, i and another kwi pointed out the pupils on her but ralphs are equally fucked if not more so . I don't know what ralphs eye colour is normally but even if they are dark he has no iris or anything here just pure black pupils, like a demon or something idk.
 
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Perspicacity said:
During meth head Chris's stream the texts were clearly framing Ralph as abusive and that she was afraid of him. I don't think Chris is making up what he's saying in the tweets at all. As I said before this little bitch is borderline evil and definitely a psychopath.

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I've come to the belief that this sperg is the tragic hero in this whole timeline. His contribution to the harvest was essential and it's brought him nothing but suffering. It's hard to feel bad for such a pathetic simp (I don't at all) but he was the catalyst of the accelerated timeline. This man, proudly wearing a dildo on his forehead, fucked Ethan Ralph's mind so badly that he leaked his disgusting sex tape. This dildo helmet wearing 56% mongoloid ruined Ethan Ralph's life. Cheers mate!
 
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Sasquatch82 said:
Why are her pupils so fucking dilated?
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She probably got hit with some booty juice (injectable antipsychotics) while she was being held in the psychiatric ward. It can take a while to get back to normal after that depending on how much they used and how often she got hit with it.

Also I was kind of hoping she'd hoarded her money somewhere and was running free away from Ralph and her dad. As an aside from the way her ex was talking about her, she's very obsessed with raising money for charities; that's supposedly why she's with Ralph, to ride his efame to get more money for her causes. It's like some weird modern analog to the temple prostitute that fucked people to get them to come in and worship a certain god. Wild.
 
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