🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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🌽 CORNSPIRACY THEORY 🌽

What if the Matt Vickers account is and has been under control by Faith all along??

The account had been dormant for four years prior to the harvest... It's not a huge stretch to think she could have known or had access to find out his password.

What if she's been using that to muddy the waters, fuck with @Ahalfwaycrook, antagonize the Gunt...

The way some of the @mattwvickers tweets are worded is immature and not what we would see from a man of his age. Using terms like grift and browsing KF threads don't sit well. Also showing praise for what a great shot Faith is,

Could be wrong, but reading 'his' latest tweets over again with the thought that she's the one composing them makes sense to me.

Actually what if it was Mr Vickers actually doing all of it, even doing Ralphs show for the entire time, what if we are all just a figment of Mr Vickers dark absynthe fueled nightmare?
 
That's what turns him on though. I wouldn't be surprised if a second sextape gets released at this point with Faith roleplaying as Soph.
"uwu you're so much more important than gym! Tomorrow Susan Wojcicki is gonna realize what a big mistake you made and she's even going to give you all those healstream superchats and you get to keep them all because you're so based uwu!"
 
I'm going to add another option just for you: Ralph goes back to jail and cheats on Fai there. Willingly or not. 🤣
Realisticly my best bet for the future and one I'm the most :optimistic: for is that Faith will leave Ralph and bring a case of revenge porn against him along with some other stuff that might've happened behind closed doors.

Mark my words we will live to see Ralph go to court once again!
 
🌽 CORNSPIRACY THEORY 🌽

What if the Matt Vickers account is and has been under control by Faith all along??

The account had been dormant for four years prior to the harvest... It's not a huge stretch to think she could have known or had access to find out his password.

What if she's been using that to muddy the waters, fuck with @Ahalfwaycrook, antagonize the Gunt...

The way some of the @mattwvickers tweets are worded is immature and not what we would see from a man of his age. Using terms like grift and browsing KF threads don't sit well. Also showing praise for what a great shot Faith is,

Could be wrong, but reading 'his' latest tweets over again with the thought that she's the one composing them makes sense to me.
It's fuckin' her.....

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The way some of the @mattwvickers tweets are worded is immature and not what we would see from a man of his age. Using terms like grift and browsing KF threads don't sit well. Also showing praise for what a great shot Faith is,
The more you mention it... It could be a possibility. If the dad is a boomer, he could have very well had a book of passwords laying around that she could have copied the stuff from and switched the email address and password to. Gets the noggin' a-bogglin'...

But ops of that level seem... beyond an 18 year old meth head.
 
Why is Ralph proud to still be with Faith? She was still all lovey dovey with her ex while she was with you and telling everyone how his breath smells like used tampons. If I found out my girl was saying shit like that about me to someone she was supposed to be broken up with, I'd throw her out with the garbage the next morning.

If you're gonna keep hitting it, personally I would keep it on the down low and be ashamed I was crawling back to such a cunt. This isn't an ALPHA chad move, this makes Ralph look desperate as fuck and like he can be walked all over.
 
Realisticly my best bet for the future and one I'm the most :optimistic: for is that Faith will leave Ralph and bring a case of revenge porn against him along with some other stuff that might've happened behind closed doors.

Mark my words we will live to see Ralph go to court once again!
I wanna see a live coverage Killstream show with Bibble and Gator commenting on the trial, coping and making excuses while PPP and Kraut stream-snipe them raking in the lemons and laughing. I wanna see Godwinson in the courtroom pretending to be the prosecutor and somehow getting away with it just because of his accent. I wanna see Fai turn on the crocodile tears as the Gunt seethes and the poo play is broadcast to the jury for all and sundry to see. I wanna see the emo ex-BF take the stand and argue with Ethan's lawyer over who actually got cucked.

Most of all, of course, I wanna see Ethan get sentenced to 2 years in jail for crimes against human decency and for the Gunt to return in all its saggy, wrinkly glory when he finally gets released again. I pray to the gods, please manifest this highest of nectar for us. :gunt:
 
Why is Ralph proud to still be with Faith? She was still all lovey dovey with her ex while she was with you and telling everyone how his breath smells like used tampons. If I found out my girl was saying shit like that about me to someone she was supposed to be broken up with, I'd throw her out with the garbage the next morning.

If you're gonna keep hitting it, personally I would keep it on the down low and be ashamed I was crawling back to such a cunt. This isn't an ALPHA chad move, this makes Ralph look desperate as fuck and like he can be walked all over.
Simple. You're a relatively reasonable person and Ralph is Ralph.
 
Bahahaha!

If it is her, I feel for her even more now. There's a large gap between being crafty and being intelligent.

A crafty grifter takes a hoof to the ass for $15 hamburgers and a place to sleep that night. An intelligent grifter goes to college and finds themselves a nice white collar crime that sustains them and theirs for the rest of their life.

Why is Ralph proud to still be with Faith?
Shit, Ralph has a low barrier to entry for pride. Remember the other night with Warski being such an inspiration for trying to get Alex to murder some people in Florida but somehow avoiding prosecution like the oily sephardic cheese artisan that he is?
 
Ok, Gunt & Fai still together CONFIRMED. Now, TAKING ALL BETS on the following outcomes:

- Fai cucks Ralph.
- Fai is pregnant.
- Fai is playing the long-game for more dirt (blackmail, not thumb sauce).
- Ralph cheats on Fai.
- Ralph goes back to prison and cheats on Fai there (willingly or not).
- Mr Vickers executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF an heros.
- Ralph and Fai get married but divorce.
- Ralph and Fai get married and live happily ever after.

:gunt: Place bets NOW! :gunt:
I'll put 20 on getting married. and I want to put 50 on 1/100 odds she'll change her name to Mama ER and subject the internet to awful cooking streams.
 
I'll put 20 on getting married. and I want to put 50 on 1/100 odds she'll change her name to Mama ER and subject the internet to awful cooking streams.
Ah so you're going for marriage plus an additional potato punt? What are you cashing in on, lemons or coach coin?

:gunt:BETTING STILL OPEN! :gunt:
 
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