US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

My favourite is the women that admits she is a speaking at the DNC but then goes on to say she hates politics.

If you hated it you would not be speaking at any political convention.

 

[CrippleThreat]

I like Kimberly - because she sounds like the whitest of white people.

But dear god, what is wrong with her face?

Reminds me of CNN's Alisyn (gotta love the y) Camerota. Just looking at Kim and her, I can tell there has been work done.

At least Pelosi looks like a ghoulish version of her younger self.

 

[ufukiniggas]

Yeah, it's the nose - apparently it's really easy to fuck up a rather prominent portion of one's face.

Ah, well. I do like Kimberly's bravery with her ad and her tweet.

But lol she sounds like a basic bitch - how do you even get that kind of Socal accent in fucking MN?

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

And Trump is planning something.

Watching The Real Joe Biden right now, and it's hilarious how they're just straight-up dunking on the Democrats.

 

[soy_king]

I like Kimberly - because she sounds like the whitest of white people.

But dear god, what is wrong with her face?

I didn't notice anything wrong, too busy staring at her chest.

 

[Salubrious]

I'm trying to find a recap of the DNC tonight, and literally all I see is "Vote Trump out".

Did nothing of any importance really happen tonight?

 

[MrJokerRager]

Where here is the raw data as soon as the livestreams ended. This is a giant mixed reaction compared to 4 years ago.

And if anyone can tell me how to remove my name as author, I can share the excel spreadsheet here.

Edit: extra tidbits, probably should do a comparison with the 2016 DNC convention. However will have to decide which channels to use for comparison.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Where here is the raw data as soon as the livestreams ended. This is a giant mixed reaction compared to 4 years ago.

And if anyone can tell me how to remove my name as author, I can share the excel spreadsheet here.

View attachment 1528461

File - Info => 'Check for Issues' button => Inspect Document => Remove All Document Properties and Personal Information

 

[assdick42069]

To date I have seen one Biden sign.

Of the four Bernie 2020 pride houses 0 have replaced their signs with Biden signs.

The only Biden sign I saw was one saying "For Bernie Voting Biden" or something along those lines, and I live somewhere that was plastered with Hillary signs four years ago even after Bernie handed his nuts to the DNC.
I never suspected someone could possibly do worse than Hillary, but Biden might be able to pull it off

 

[MrJokerRager]

File - Info => 'Check for Issues' button => Inspect Document => Remove All Document Properties and Personal Information

Thanks, well here is the attachment for it.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

File - Info => 'Check for Issues' button => Inspect Document => Remove All Document Properties and Personal Information

Export to CSV works for simple data

 

[The Pink Panther]

I watched the whole entire thing.

Most of it is just pure emotional manipulation. The only person that talked about policy matters was Bernie Sanders (and we all know how he is). The rest was OHHHH HE'S A DECENT MAN, OHHHH LOOK AT HIM SO CARING, THE MORAL FABRIC, DIVISION, all this bullshit that you KNOW the Dems are profiting off of in order to make them look as if they are the moral guardians of society.

 

[CrippleThreat]

I watched the whole entire thing.

Most of it is just pure emotional manipulation. The only person that talked about policy matters was Bernie Sanders (and we all know how he is). The rest was OHHHH HE'S A DECENT MAN, OHHHH LOOK AT HIM SO CARING, THE MORAL FABRIC, DIVISION, all this bullshit that you KNOW the Dems are profiting off of in order to make them look as if they are the moral guardians of society.

At least Michelle Obama does the "mothering" thing better than Mamala "Suck it" "Not even a mother" Harris.

 

[GuntPunt]

Since we are talking local anecdotal enthusiasm (and noone cares about the DNC shillfest), there was only a Biden flag and and a few BLM slogans in deep blue Miami Date and Broward Florida suburbs. Last bumper sticker I saw was a Trump 2020 one a week ago. Don't remember any Biden ones. A lot of local Democratic signs, but nothing for Biden.

 

[babadook]

The Democrats don't do optics.

Fuck optics

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I watched it and I don't think any part of it was live.

The whole thing seemed like a giant ad for the brand.

 

[XYZpdq]

The whole thing seemed like a giant ad for the brand.

THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL POLITICAL CONVENTIONS

 

[X Prime]

What the hell was up with the black guy in a vampire costume?

https://youtu.be/GJAGIbPAXxc?t=7614

 

[pwnest injun]

THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL POLITICAL CONVENTIONS

There's a difference between a speech and a campaign commercial, and the DNCC shit is just hours and hours of commercials for a guy that none of them will admit is fucking demented with Alzheimer's.

 

[XYZpdq]

What the hell was up with the black guy in a vampire costume?

https://youtu.be/GJAGIbPAXxc?t=7614

to recycle and save electrons

to be fair "some old white guy and gay blackula remind you the 60s were a thing so, like, vote democrat, I guess?" is pretty on-target with the rest of their messaging so far