🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Circumspicious]

I have never found anything he said funny and I'm 90% sure that all of the laughs he got with PPP and Godwinson were them just faking laughter to dunk on Ralph.

I think it's both. PPP and Godwinson are obviously opportunistic, and I don't fault them for it. That said, Matt is unironically higher energy than everyone out of the Gunt guard save Rand and Masterson. He has bantz, just listen to the initial stream he did with PPP and Godwinson.

I'm willing to die on this hill. This is my Masterson Moment.

 

[Sam Losco]

Chris just said that Faith sent him photos of herself in the shower while at Ralph's house.

Edit - Including Instagram video call.

 

[High Tea]

He's doing ok playing the straight man, just asking questions to lay down a narrative. Chris seems to be confirming Matt Vicker's Twitter is genuine and Faith herself is armed...

I thought felons couldn't have guns in their home - regardless of if it's their's or not.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Apparently Faith was sending Chris nudes and videos while she was at Ralph's. He also claims he is done with her. Good choice.

 

[TheSimpShow]

He's doing ok playing the straight man, just asking questions to lay down a narrative. Chris seems to be confirming Matt Vicker's Twitter is genuine and Faith herself is armed...

Mr. Vickers Door Kickers are coming from inside the shack

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Halfwaycrook sounds high as an outer space kite. This druggie is about to overdose on Matt's show.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

"Could there be more people?" Not bad Matt, not bad lol.

 

[Wall Street mole]

Holly shit this thread is the best thing ever. I suggest naming the would be child Günther.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

I'm having a hard time making out half of what Chris is saying. His volume isn't adjusted right and he talks a little mumbly,

 

[Jose Jordan]

I get we're on the Majestic Matt train but I still can't listen to the boring cunt tbh lads.

It’s not Matt, he’s trying lol . It’s the methhead thats boring

 

[High Tea]

I thought felons couldn't have guns in their home - regardless of if it's their's or not.

Ok. Turns out you can if the felon doesn't own it and it's in a gun safe or locked room that the felon does not have access, but it isn't recommended because it could be misinterpreted by the court as possession if not kept away securely enough from the felon, according to several sites.

 

[Mr.Downer]

Im not going to say i like matt, but hes leaning into the joke. and i appreciate that.
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If only ralph would rename the killstream into "the guntstream" or "The gunt show" and own the meme forever like what Matt did here.

 

[TheSimpShow]

If only ralph would rename the killstream into "the guntstream" or "The gunt show" and own the meme forever like what Matt did here.

Ethan Oliver Ralph can only begin to own the meme by doing the 2020 remake of the truffle shuffle.

 

[AnOminous]

He's a flaggot who fudges the severity of his "crimes" to this day, but frankly I don't care.

As shittiness goes, being a thin-skinned, soy-filled bitch who flags content because he's assmad pales in comparison to committing revenge porn crimes because I don't even know why because, because Ralph is a fucking drunk and a retard.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Boring or no its pretty genius to have this go down on a night the KS is cancelled.

 

[Cow Poly]

A CCL isn’t exactly a disposable item. It’s one of those things that stays in your wallet unless you’re in contact with the police.

Good point. It is also something easily copied or lifted from said wallet.

I’ll also add that words like “grift” and “guntsville” are words WE would use.. ok maybe not “guntsville” but I’m going to cast doubt until there is some legitimate 3rd party verification.

Don’t get me fucked up I want to believe.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

If you was hacked the havker only has access to their photos, they don't automatically gain pictures from ralph's phone that's not how it works. If he was hacked that means ralph sent the sex tape to his "internet friends" and downloaded it and if he was hacked the hacker would've posted the sex tape on his page or change the password so ralph won't get any access.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

"THEY'RE TRYING TO PSYCHOLOGICALLY BREAK ME!"

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

Hmm.

I just saw on Twitter someone pointing out that in the pic with Faith, Ralph is wearing the same Metallica shirt he was wearing during the welfare check photo with the cops and that stream.
That was the first stream after he got back from Williamsburg right?
I did notice a bit during that stream that he appeared to be looking off camera at someone a few times.

Perhaps he got her from Williamsburg and she was in the room during that stream? So she's been back with him for several days.

implying ralph just doesn't wear the same shirt for an entire week

 

[Titos]

As someone who use to watch anime for years. Yes. Anime is bad and the people who like it are all kinds of degenerate. The only acceptable Japanese cartoons to watch are Cowboy Bebop and DBZ.

Correct except Steins;Gate, FLCL, and JJBA are kino, other than that anime is shite.