Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Sabrina said:
And yeah reiterating everyone has Degenerate Disc Disease, and if you do a lot of drugs and don't take care of yourself it affects you earlier than others.
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And if you like to do a lot of drugs, you also like to exaggerate your physical state to get even more drugs.
 
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I don't know why that's even a diagnosis anymore rather than just "damage to C5 disc" or whatever.

I also find it hilarious that KF is willing to accept that LowT definitely got visited by men in suits and goons don't.
 
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I also find it hilarious that KF is willing to accept that LowT definitely got visited by men in suits and goons don't.
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I don't know about definitely but I know people who have gotten visits for really trivial shit when running much less prominent forums. I would honestly be amazed if he hasn't at some point encountered law enforcement. It used to happen to moot all the time.
 
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AnOminous said:
I don't know about definitely but I know people who have gotten visits for really trivial shit when running much less prominent forums. I would honestly be amazed if he hasn't at some point encountered law enforcement. It used to happen to moot all the time.
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I believe it.
I don't think it was legit secret service but most likely a contractor doing a first-level threat assessment reach out.

I had a buddy who worked for a local LEO that a president was making a whistle stop sort of visit in. He was in a precinct that was a little detached from the main office, but a few days before the visit they were given a list by the SS of guys to go check up on and verify their location (he's not sure if the list was from the SS, their department, or some combination, but most of them had run ins with the cops before on Domestic/Drunk pennyante shit) . The day the president was rolling through, they were to do a quick spot-check to make sure they were home and see if any of them were missing; not to do anything, just see if they're around, and if they weren't to just call it in.

His buddy in another precinct took some actual SS agents around with a list and pointed out to them the guys on another list. Agents never got out of their umarked (except when they guy they were asking about wasn't on the street and they had to go into a place to get a look) or took pictures or anything, just kind of eyeballed him "That's him over there? with the cap?" and then on to the next name. He said when he did his quick check on his list of dudes the day of the visit, they were being watched by guys in cars, but the buddy didn't think they were actual agents and probably just hired investigators because they weren't federally dressed.
 
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Richard’s definitely on pain pills, sleep meds and probably something for depression too.
He may genuinely believe he’s not addicted but it’s why he’s in bed all day. I’m sure he mixes them with alcohol (no I don’t I took my last drink two hours before I took them *hic*). I also guarantee he freaks out when he’s running low or out. He justifies it to himself with “I’m in pain” but the truth is he gets sweaty toes and irritability when he doesn’t have his happy pills.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
Richard’s definitely on pain pills, sleep meds and probably something for depression too.
He may genuinely believe he’s not addicted but it’s why he’s in bed all day.
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Addicts lie to themselves all the time about their addiction and having justification from an authority figure for your addiction makes it all the more easy. Their medication is prescribed. It's the justification of pill poppers everywhere. Why are they abusing it? Their doctor just doesn't understand or appreciate just how much pain they're in. They wouldn't need to augment their prescription if they just got what they needed. Look at what happened after the opioid crisis caused a crackdown on those scripts. The addicts without access to a pill mill are now heroin addicts. I'm sure most of them would swear up and down that that not only are they not addicted to their script at the time they were taking it, but they'd never do hard drugs ever.
 
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Lowtax sounds like pretty textbook opioid addict, the sleep, the sugar mixing it with booze. I kind of feel bad for him the spinal thing sounds legit and he just started gobbling more pills because they lose their "pop" and you have to take more and then you start to kick after a few hours you really need them to just get normal.

Late as fuck but, I'm watching the Dick interview; Mormon BPD Cokewhore's text messages legit sound like a failed BDSM relationship between an opiate addict and some crazy cunt who talked her way into his life. She'll go through life burning bridges in denial of why people resent her and end up with a bunch of cats and restraining orders.
 
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Didn't the feds visit ADF/Phil over some drawing? It's super plausible someone reached out to LowT because of his pet spergs.
 
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TurdFondler said:
It's super plausible someone reached out to LowT because of his pet spergs.
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I 100% believe that Lowtax got a visit from some alphabet agency over the "itt we assassinate the president" thread in LF. I believe it because Lowtax went fucking nuts, giving everyone concerned the angriest ban messages in the history of the forum, and closing LF not long after.

For Lowtax to get that animated about anything on the forum, to the extent that he actually took a break from getting high to actually do things and make decisions, means that the events must have affected him personally. Otherwise he would have slept until it went away or the admins took care of it.
 
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According to Lowtax the hold up on the sale is Jeffery's lawyer.

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