🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Well @theralph has a fucked up way of ā€œwinningā€ I guess. Not sure if I’d refer to his situation as a big dopamine high Because im pretty convinced he wants to choke the life outta any alog that slights him. He’s in a perpetual state of MATI fam.
I remember a time where he'd spam KIA and /v/ with his fucking shitty articles through various socks and puppets, with the articles regularly redneck flexing on how he'd upset someone like Leigh Alexander or some other antiGG nowadays irrelevant, with the article having more to do with how badass and cutting edge Ralph is than actually making a point. Maybe I'm wrong, I haven't had the personal interaction with him you have, but Ralph has always craved attention and recognition for shitting on easy targets. To me it looks like he gets MATI when either 1. He doesn't feel he's getting the type of attention he feels he's entitled to or 2. When instead of feeding his own narrative of being the big internet badass someone laughs at him for being the wobbly ball of addiction and insecurity he is. As someone not as close to it as you were he's always seemed to me to have been addicted (to the point of I'll suck your dick crack addict) to attention and praise directed to the public persona he tries (and fails) to build for himself.
 
I remember a time where he'd spam KIA and /v/ with his fucking shitty articles through various socks and puppets, with the articles regularly redneck flexing on how he'd upset someone like Leigh Alexander or some other antiGG nowadays irrelevant, with the article having more to do with how badass and cutting edge Ralph is than actually making a point. Maybe I'm wrong, I haven't had the personal interaction with him you have, but Ralph has always craved attention and recognition for shitting on easy targets. To me it looks like he gets MATI when either 1. He doesn't feel he's getting the type of attention he feels he's entitled to or 2. When instead of feeding his own narrative of being the big internet badass someone laughs at him for being the wobbly ball of addiction and insecurity he is. As someone not as close to it as you were he's always been addicted (to the point of I'll suck your dick crack addict) to attention and praise directed to the public persona he tries (and fails) to build for himself.

lmfao I forgot about that. So what was happening in the beginning was he was not allowed to shill on the gamergate board because he was flooding the board. They gave him a ban, he got really mad about this. So he went to Marks board,/v/, to the cyclical thread of GG and literally flooded the fucking thread for like a week straight. I remember Mark and I were cool and chatted from time to time and he fucking hated ralph for this because the people who did the cyclical thread on /v/ did so to avoid the ecelebs n gay drama that happened.

ralph got not only banned but shadowbanned by Hotwheels from the boards. So Ralph started socking to bypass bans and cause more tisms about his articles and ran to Kotakuinaction subreddit to rage about this. He got removed from there too lol.
 
lmfao I forgot about that. So what was happening in the beginning was he was not allowed to shill on the gamergate board because he was flooding the board. They gave him a ban, he got really mad about this. So he went to Marks board,/v/, to the cyclical thread of GG and literally flooded the fucking thread for like a week straight. I remember Mark and I were cool and chatted from time to time and he fucking hated ralph for this because the people who did the cyclical thread on /v/ did so to avoid the ecelebs n gay drama that happened.

ralph got not only banned but shadowbanned by Hotwheels from the boards. So Ralph started socking to bypass bans and cause more tisms about his articles and ran to Kotakuinaction subreddit to rage about this. He got removed from there too lol.
Remember Bryan, six years and a wobbly gunt later he's still winning. :gunt:
 
lmfao I forgot about that. So what was happening in the beginning was he was not allowed to shill on the gamergate board because he was flooding the board. They gave him a ban, he got really mad about this. So he went to Marks board,/v/, to the cyclical thread of GG and literally flooded the fucking thread for like a week straight. I remember Mark and I were cool and chatted from time to time and he fucking hated ralph for this because the people who did the cyclical thread on /v/ did so to avoid the ecelebs n gay drama that happened.

ralph got not only banned but shadowbanned by Hotwheels from the boards. So Ralph started socking to bypass bans and cause more tisms about his articles and ran to Kotakuinaction subreddit to rage about this. He got removed from there too lol.
I wonder how gaytor was involved in this. Imagine unironically liking and befriending Ralph for his hot takes on wordpress blog.
 
It’s hard to imagine this trashfire getting worse but it’s pretty much inevitable. 18 year old bpd basket case moves in with 35 year old morbidly obese drug addict/alcoholic with serious anger issues. She was sexting her ex the entire time she’s known Ralph. He showed us her dirty starfish and his micropeen to get back at her. What is even the point of this? To own the Karen farms? Or is it the gunt acknowledging he’ll never be able to get another woman and faith getting caught in a lie and trying to spin the narrative? Whatever the case may be, this thing can go nuclear at any moment.
 
Re Faith and Ralph:

My grandma always said that anyone you need to fight for isn’t worth having.

I never asked her about posting sex tapes of someone who has literally been committed, but I think she would probably have advised against that too.
 
It’s hard to imagine this trashfire getting worse but it’s pretty much inevitable. 18 year old bpd basket case moves in with 35 year old morbidly obese drug addict/alcoholic with serious anger issues. She was sexting her ex the entire time she’s known Ralph. He showed us her dirty starfish and his micropeen to get back at her. What is even the point of this? To own the Karen farms? Or is it the gunt acknowledging he’ll never be able to get another woman and faith getting caught in a lie and trying to spin the narrative? Whatever the case may be, this thing can go nuclear at any moment.

I'm upping the pool, bets on who gets shot first and for why.
 
Trying to force her to be the girl you want is going to drive her away. Leave the door open and ignore her escapades. Vickers has tried to parent like this her entire life and it has never worked.
This is because American children don't get beaten
 
It’s hard to imagine this trashfire getting worse but it’s pretty much inevitable. 18 year old bpd basket case moves in with 35 year old morbidly obese drug addict/alcoholic with serious anger issues. She was sexting her ex the entire time she’s known Ralph. He showed us her dirty starfish and his micropeen to get back at her. What is even the point of this? To own the Karen farms? Or is it the gunt acknowledging he’ll never be able to get another woman and faith getting caught in a lie and trying to spin the narrative? Whatever the case may be, this thing can go nuclear at any moment.
I just wish we can go back to a simpler time where the conclusion to such dramas take place in the environment God intended them to play out.


T-rex arms flailing desperately over a massive gunt at a meth head wearing a dildo as a hat with Faith screaming in the background she loves them both. I shed a tear to know those times have past and we'll never witness such a beautiful sight.
 
I'm upping the pool, bets on who gets shot first and for why.

Ethan Ralph can no doubt be killed by mortal weapons but can The Gunt? Will it just slither off to find a new host or will it die when its original host dies?

Is Faith trained in the use of a flamethrower?

If so I have discussed with Schuchardt Industries scientists and they recommend 1% Worcestershire Sauce in the flamethrower mix in a Gunt Elimination role. Apparently the sauce inhibits wound healing in humans and may well do so in Gunts too.
 
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When is he posting a new sex tape? I wonder what else he has under his sleeve gunt. I encourage everyone to start directing, producing, filming and acting in their home made porn - JF and his woman, Jim and his Asian waifu, PPP and Surfer, Matt and whoever he lives with. Sargoy, Vee and Kraut can just jerk off alone in front of the webcam.
 
Ethan Ralph can no doubt be killed by mortal weapons but can The Gunt? Will it just slither off to find a new host or will it die when its original host dies?

Is Faith trained in the use of a flamethrower?

If so I have discussed with Schuchardt Industries scientists and they recommend 1% Worcestershire Sauce in the flamethrower mix in a Gunt Elimination role. Apparently the sauce inhibits wound healing in humans and may well do so in Gunts too.
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