DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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So, what's up with the bubbles? What do you guys think? Is he trying to create another gimmick in case the vest streak finally ends?
Yeah, clearly another gimmick. What I find weird is it's something I'd expect an actual cam girl (not a twitch thot, someone who shows their naked body for money instead of just teasing it) to do. Either that or a literal children's entertainer. Maybe Phil's finally coming to terms with the fact that his audience are children and is leaning in to it now?
 
Yeah, clearly another gimmick. What I find weird is it's something I'd expect an actual cam girl (not a twitch thot, someone who shows their naked body for money instead of just teasing it) to do. Either that or a literal children's entertainer. Maybe Phil's finally coming to terms with the fact that his audience are children and is leaning in to it now?
could just be another trap

the bubbles are fun chill way of celebrating positivity and anyone who disagress is a no good dirty detractor who gets their ass banned
 
Also, notice how he only hands the "I was only a kid" card to himself. Pewdiepie apparently became famous screaming like a little girl while playing spooky games. It doesn't matter that he doesn't do that anymore, it has defined his career forever. Apply that same logic on Phil and you'll get banned from chat immediately.
Funny that Pewdiepie was actually a kid when he started, but that's still not enough to justify his behaviour back then.
No matter how old you are or what you do, DSP can only compare you to himself the way he's like right now.
Phil is more of a children's entertainer screaming clown now than he ever was. Phil has no awareness past, present and future.
 
DSP is still salty after all of these years because PewDiePie made a few jokes about him lol.


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It's not just a lack of awareness, it's a lack of empathy too. Phil does not give one single fuck about how it might hurt someone elses feelings by unfairly holding them to whatever they used to be, forever, but say one thing about him that he doesn't like (especially if he's still actively doing it) and he spazzes the fuck out.
 
I laughed the most when he said he "hasn't sold out, & has stayed true to himself"

not only has he sold out on multiple occasions, he has also contradicted his own values as a "content creator" for the allure of $$$$

he has lied to his audience, his "friends", and his sick/dying parents so he could get money to pay the minimum on his credit cards

he tried to say people can only bring up some sponsorships from 7yrs ago, but sonic and mario olympics was from this year, plus whatever the fuck those nintendo switch controllers were

so what can we learn from how to be an honest person, don't pay back your 13 credit cards/loans/mortgage/taxes, take sponsorships and judge others for taking sponsorships, call people fake cartoon characters while also blowing bubbles into the camera, and anyone who disagrees with your honesty-call them simpletons

38yrs old btw
Speaking about him not selling out, can he really get credit for not selling out when no one is willing to pay him? He has complained many times how he can’t get sponsors or get in the bounty program. It’s like telling your wife you are a good man and haven’t cheated, but the only reason is every woman has turned you down.

Not to be the guy to shove Dave Ramsey down people’s throat, but he has a guide for making a budget for people who don’t have regular reliable pay or who have commissions be a big part of their pay. Phil isn’t in a unique situation like he constantly claims he is.
 
Phil is in a uniquely optimal situation, though. He makes $100k+/year with far less time and resources put into maintaining his career than 99% of society. He doesn't even need a car or anything towards transportation. He's never had a real family that he's had to spend to maintain. He's had parents helping him out every step of the way. He's avoided any serious medical expenses despite being a fat cripple in his 30s. There's no reason that Phil shouldn't have at least half a mil saved and be enjoying his NEET lifestyle without any stress.
 
Speaking about him not selling out, can he really get credit for not selling out when no one is willing to pay him? He has complained many times how he can’t get sponsors or get in the bounty program. It’s like telling your wife you are a good man and haven’t cheated, but the only reason is every woman has turned you down.

What's funny is that even if Phil didn't have the issue of being the center of a swirling vortex of autism, he would still have trouble attracting sponsors due to the fact that he's just not a good, reliable spokesperson. Say what you will about guys like MXR who have shilled games like Raid: Shadow Legends (or whatever it's called), they do what their sponsor wants them to do and are professional and consistent with their shilling. Try to picture Phil doing that. The same guy who, while with Machinima, did an unboxing video where he didn't open the box and couldn't be bothered to wait until a loud obnoxious fire alarm wasn't going off.

There's no reason that Phil shouldn't have at least half a mil saved and be enjoying his NEET lifestyle without any stress.

Phil Burnell, the NEET so lazy that he can't be bothered to do anything to facilitate his own NEETness in perpetuity.
 
It is Faceapp after all, they filter the fuck out of faces. The true offspring would probably be far worse.

Especially if Phil were to impregnate Khet TODAY. Hopefully that's not even physically possible for him to do because his sperm count is too low and they're all too deformed to make the trip to the egg, because with knowing what we know about how those two apparently care for a pet, I dread to think what would happen to a child they're supposed to be responsible for.
 
Especially if Phil were to impregnate Khet TODAY. Hopefully that's not even physically possible for him to do because his sperm count is too low and they're all too deformed to make the trip to the egg, because with knowing what we know about how those two apparently care for a pet, I dread to think what would happen to a child they're supposed to be responsible for.
Being raised by a narcissist is rough too, the boy would probably have an eating disorder and be a narc himself and the girl would be a slut endlessly looking for approval.
 
Being raised by a narcissist is rough too, the boy would probably have an eating disorder and be a narc himself and the girl would be a slut endlessly looking for approval.
I disagree, That would be one strong child that would grow up with a chip on their shoulder to prove all papa dave they dont gotta beg in a pig sty to live a life. Child would invent some cool shit. Pregnancy arc when?
 
You know, between paypigs getting doxed, the vest streak, and arms-folded tantrums I never thought I'd be nostalgic for 2018 Phil. It seemed boring at the time but we got Mario Sunshine and Mario Tennis that year. His struggle against Lucien!Luigi is the last time I remember him getting legitimately mad, complete with old classics like showing us the controller and slamming it down (well, once).
 
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