US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Harvey Danger]

I just saw today’s left-wing talk show hosts pretending to be comedians talking about how much they thought that almost hour long Zoom calls for the DNC was the most boring thing they’ve ever witnessed. As most posters above me typed out, they could care less about policy, lowering taxes and demographic changes in this country.

Using Joe Biden and his namesake to own Trump is just plain elder abuse at this point, and Kamala is just a sideshow for what will be implemented if they ever win in November.

Also:

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If the DNC was holding a physical convention this year, I would have this tweet professionally printed out on a sign and carry it to their door tonight.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

It'll never happen but all I want out of this year is for a situation to arise where someone has reason to ask Biden his position on lolicon in a public space. Given how weirdly fractured the left seems to be these days I feel it could generate an immense amount of comedy, but then again so could any question requiring a nuanced answer.

 

[Blasterisk]

It'll never happen but all I want out of this year is for a situation to arise where someone has reason to ask Biden his position on lolicon in a public space. Given how weirdly fractured the left seems to be these days I feel it could generate an immense amount of comedy, but then again so could any question requiring a nuanced answer.

"I used to watch Corn Pop & Lolicon back when we were — I was, uh, a kid. It was one of the greatest cartoons of my childhood. I remember their breakfast cereal was great." -Job Eiden

 

[XYZpdq]

It'll never happen but all I want out of this year is for a situation to arise where someone has reason to ask Biden his position on lolicon in a public space. Given how weirdly fractured the left seems to be these days I feel it could generate an immense amount of comedy, but then again so could any question requiring a nuanced answer.

"Why don't you sniff more little girls of color"?

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I know there were going to be some 'peaceful protests' at the DNC, did any of those end up materializing yet? Maybe the DNC has already managed to defuse them by making the convention as cringy and low-energy as its been so far.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I stumbled upon this music video for Kamala Harris and I want to share the pain with everyone here. Need to go cleanse my ears now.
https://twitter.com/RandyRainbow/status/1295365371202080770
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Speaking of videos, you know that upload from CSPAN of that cringy end performance at the DNC last night?

 

[Shaka Brah]

I know there were going to be some 'peaceful protests' at the DNC, did any of those end up materializing yet? Maybe the DNC has already managed to defuse them by making the convention as cringy and low-energy as its been so far.

Well it's not even taking place in person. They avoided the protests by canceling.

 

[AGreatDipAtAFairPrice]

Total network and cable viewership for the DNC convention was down 30 percent and down 7.8 million total television viewers.
That's not a good look. I think next week's RNC convention numbers are going to be down a lot, too, but lets go with what we know here.
A 30 percent drop for the Biden/Harris ticket shows a huge lack in enthusiasm for this ticket even against Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton had more
baggage than Samsonite and at the time was one of the most controversial politicians in U.S. history with a very large amount of people hating her guts. Despite that, she blew this Biden/Harris Zoom crap out of the water, wasn't even close.

 

[TowinKarz]

The enthusiasm gap between Trump and Biden is real, Trump voters want him to win, Biden voters just want Trump to lose.... will it matter in November? Who knows, but, it's an undeniable fact, nobody voting for Biden really LIKES that they are. Trump voters are voting for Trump who has an "R" attached to the name, Biden voters are voting for "D", with a creepy senile old fart attached to same.

 

[X Prime]

A story in two images.

(Tweet: https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1295824149563297793)

(Archive: http://archive.vn/uexwB)

 

[murdered meat bag]

A story in two images.

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1295824149563297793

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i have to see a video.

 

[Shaka Brah]

i have to see a video.

It's linked in the tweet.

 

[murdered meat bag]

It's linked in the tweet.

its not the video alleged in the tweet.

https://youtu.be/myURVSPeQSM

this is what plays in the link.

 

[X Prime]

It's actually interesting, I don't see archives of any of the DNC Convention videos on the covention's own website.

 

[Shaka Brah]

its not the video alleged in the tweet.

https://youtu.be/myURVSPeQSM

this is what plays in the link.

LOL fuck they changed the video. I can't find any official stream recordings of it, they definitely want to hide this lol.

Proof that she was on the cast:

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1295825792430157826

https://archive.is/7wPRE

More:

 

[Absolutego]

How in the goose-stepping fuck does she manage to shamelessly continue to masquerade as Native American when even the most sympathetic humanities prof couldn't find statistically significant evidence of her supposed native heritage, even when scrubbing the entirety of Peru and Colombia for 'native' samples?

I fucking hope this party gets hammered in November because this shit is out-of-touch and racist even to me.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

How in the goose-stepping fuck does she manage to shamelessly continue to masquerade as Native American when even the most sympathetic humanities prof couldn't find statistically significant evidence of her supposed native heritage, even when scrubbing the entirety of Peru and Colombia for 'native' samples?

I fucking hope this party gets hammered in November because this shit is out-of-touch and racist even to me.

Because they get a blank check from the media. Everyone knows by now that Bill Clinton is a rapist, by this point, it's just that none of them care because Bill is still useful to the party and him going down would make Hillary look bad.

 

[thismanlies]

How in the goose-stepping fuck does she manage to shamelessly continue to masquerade as Native American when even the most sympathetic humanities prof couldn't find statistically significant evidence of her supposed native heritage, even when scrubbing the entirety of Peru and Colombia for 'native' samples?

I fucking hope this party gets hammered in November because this shit is out-of-touch and racist even to me.

I don't even see them as a political party anymore. The only thing I can compare them to is the church back when they were selling indulgences to fund their crusades. Did you fuck that whore? For a few pieces of silver, God will forgive you! Did you pretend to be a fucking Indian so you could be tenured as a professor? Just toe the party line and *poof* it never happened!

Where's Martin Luther when you need an edict nailed to someone's front door?

 

[CrippleThreat]

Because they get a blank check from the media. Everyone knows by now that Bill Clinton is a rapist, by this point, it's just that none of them care because Bill is still useful to the party and him going down would make Hillary look bad.

...or that anyone that has relations with them gets mysteriously suicided.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Apparently some websites are hiding or editing the ratings with YouTube's help or changing the video description and cropping the video. Well here the raw data compiled after Day 1 with total views.

Fox Business for some reason removed the ratings.
Young Turks completely privated their video.
Politico changed the ratings.

And here is the data with commentary faggotry. I will probably exclude commentary streams as I excluded Donald Trump's video shitposting about the convention.

You'd probably be better off splitting them into five categories:

• Radical Right (i.e. Breitbart) - Anti-establishment in tone
• Establishment Right (i.e. Fox News) - Generally supports Washington Consensus and the current system
• Centrist - Allowing for slight tilt in either direction
• Establishment Left (i.e. CNN, MSNBC) - Generally supports Washington Consensus and the current system
• Radical Left (i.e. Slate, Mother Jones, TYTs) - Anti-establishment in tone

Pretty much this, she's safely under the control of the Obama team (many who will be rejoining the State Departments in a Biden presidency). It would almost be like an Obama Presidency redux to finish up the Democrats' job of entrenching themselves in every Washington institution.

This accurate? I am surprised Breitbart and OANN didn't cover this.