Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

I think my friend's turning into a lolcow. She goes on tumblr everyday and reblogs gender equality shit or whatever idfk. I'm scared that one day she might end up turning into a full-blown sjw and become socially retarded.
It's debatable whether or not she's lolcow.

I have a friend in college who's also a bit of a feminist, but she's an outgoing and sweet girl who shows no signs of ever going full SJW.

But then again, I've been wrong about people before...
 
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I've been getting a lot of entertainment from a Facebook group I found recently. It's devoted to black magik and necromancy, which I knew was going to bring together some "interesting" people. I was morbidly curious enough to take a look though. (Group name and real names hidden to protect the guilty)
Most of the posts are like
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But sometimes you get
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This is my favorite
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I've been getting a lot of entertainment from a Facebook group I found recently. It's devoted to black magik and necromancy, which I knew was going to bring together some "interesting" people. I was morbidly curious enough to take a look though. (Group name and real names hidden to protect the guilty)
Most of the posts are like
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But sometimes you get
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This is my favorite
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There's this rather infamous man in my town. In fact, he's so infamous that even people from surrounding towns know who he is, even though he never leaves mine.
He walks around town with a stroller filled with plastic bags, a bunch of dogs following him and old-looking clothes, so he'll always stick out like a sore thumb wherever he is.
What truly makes him a lolcow for me is that sometimes he'll have these massive fits and start yelling at everyone in the street, calling them faggots and whores. He'll go right up to women and claim that he slept with their husbands, describing the supposed encounters with explicit detail. People mostly laughed at his antics until he got in trouble with the po-po for waving a knife around during one of his fits. Nowadays he's calmed down a bit but still puts up a show from time to time.

Though not everything is bad about him. He makes it a personal mission to help and feed stray animals around town every day, and has even gotten into fights with abusive pet owners in the past, so I guess he could also go in the "Lolcows that are also alright people" thread.
 
There's someone on Reddit's r/gunpla board that I'm pretty sure has around 7 different accounts (all obviously him thanks to his usernames all following the same format) who asks about 'ideas for custom builds' and kit recommendations, and after getting some proceeds to do absolutely jack. Then he does it et infinitum ad nauseam, all while ending every sentence with 'lol'.

tl;dr: Guy constantly asks questions about modelling; pisses everyone off by doing nothing and then asks again.
 
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There's someone on Reddit's r/gunpla board that I'm pretty sure has around 7 different accounts (all obviously him thanks to his usernames all following the same format) who asks about 'ideas for custom builds' and kit recommendations, and after getting some proceeds to do absolutely jack. Then he does it et infinitum ad nauseam, all while ending every sentence with 'lol'.

tl;dr: Guy constantly asks questions about modelling; pisses everyone off by doing nothing and then asks again.

Well shit, reminds me of a guy who got banned from /A/, the anime board of 4chan, by spamming ala slugfondler about a particular pairing that he was extremely pissed about being not canon. No, seriously, he shitposted in every thread a copypasted rant he typed up, and did this from the time he woke up until the time he went to bed. He only stopped when he got banned.

You'd think this guy would get banned for spamming crap too.
 
Well shit, reminds me of a guy who got banned from /A/, the anime board of 4chan, by spamming ala slugfondler about a particular pairing that he was extremely pissed about being not canon. No, seriously, he shitposted in every thread a copypasted rant he typed up, and did this from the time he woke up until the time he went to bed. He only stopped when he got banned.

You'd think this guy would get banned for spamming crap too.

There was a guy called the Barneyfag on /co/ who, allegedly, actually set up a personal rss feed for any time ponies or MLP was mentioned on /co/ and possibly other boards, and whenever it was, he would show up and post a rant. He didn't have just one, but an ever-growing collection of images and rants to fight against the pony scourge.

He claimed to have been traumatized by Barney as a child when he was in special education, because they'd constantly play Barney. (Yes, he was a literal sped.)

He did this for years and only recently stopped.

Most of his content was screenshots from various places involving Barney, MLP, or both. Look who's in this one!

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There was a guy called the Barneyfag on /co/ who, allegedly, actually set up a personal rss feed for any time ponies or MLP was mentioned on /co/ and possibly other boards, and whenever it was, he would show up and post a rant. He didn't have just one, but an ever-growing collection of images and rants to fight against the pony scourge.

He claimed to have been traumatized by Barney as a child when he was in special education, because they'd constantly play Barney. (Yes, he was a literal sped.)

He did this for years and only recently stopped.

Most of his content was screenshots from various places involving Barney, MLP, or both. Look who's in this one!

OH GOD, Barneyfag. He also came to TV Tropes and promptly got banned. He went by x86x2. What an annoying little shit he was.
 
OH GOD, Barneyfag. He also came to TV Tropes and promptly got banned. He went by x86x2. What an annoying little shit he was.
A Barney-obsessed Lolcow, huh? That's a new one. Even among Lolcows, you don't see many people who look back on Barney with fondness. It sort of reminds me of someone my dad knew at one point. Now, I'm not sure if someone who is actually mentally retarded can qualify as a Lolcow, but it's a weird story nonetheless. You see, my dad works for a company that provides services to people with mental disabilities. He helps them get care, apply for jobs, and basically integrate into society the best that they can. Once, there was an extremely...special individual that my dad's company had to deal with. The thing about this guy was that he was obsessed with Barney. This guy had quite a temper, and the first sign that he was about to get violent was that he'd start singing Barney songs at the top of his lungs. I never met him (thank god), but my dad had the misfortune of dealing with him, and I remember one day he came home beaten up pretty bad because he was in charge of restraining him that day. What was really fucked up about this guy, though, was that he carried this large Barney plushie with him everywhere he went, and whenever he got the chance, he would have sex with it, and, if I remember correctly, he would still be singing Barney songs while doing so. From what I understand, they'd just sort of let him do it, since he wasn't really hurting anyone (except poor Barney), and he'd get extremely violent if they tried to stop him.
 
I have an acquaintance who went off the deep end while we were in high school.
  • She claimed to have been raped by her father and would fake nightly abuse by suddenly ending phone calls with the girl she was in lesbians with.
  • She claimed to have gotten pregnant (from said rape) and had an abortion. She provided "proof" by printing off an ultrasound picture from Google.
  • In order to explain an absence, she claimed to have had her appendix removed, and iirc drew on some sort of scar with marker.
  • She ran away from home (because of the supposed rape) and tried to stay with her girlfriend but had the police called on her to bring her home.
  • Supposedly her parents forced her to go to therapy and she was diagnosed with (I believe) Histrionic Personality Disorder, but who knows if this is actually true considering the pathological lying.
  • To a boyfriend, she claimed that my boyfriend-at-the-time (and also an ex-boyfriend of hers) had cornered her and seduced her at a party.
  • She discovered Tumblr during her freshman year of college and joined a Harry Potter RP before proceeding to fabricate drama (e.g. creating fake accounts in order to direct hate toward herself).
  • She flunked out of college during her freshman year because tumblr.
I know I'm forgetting a lot, because she lied so damn much about everything, but this is the big stuff that I do remember. I might even still have some screencaps of a few things saved. I deleted some, though, because I stopped being interested in her drama, so I'll have to check when I get home from work.
 
I had another whom I went to high school with. She was a Hispanic girl who was a year ahead of me, and she was very...open about her life. I had Foods class (ostensibly a cooking class, but all anyone ever really did was talk amongst ourselves the whole period and still pass; the teacher was extremely lenient and her class was extraordinarily easy) with her and every single period she would demonstrate her utter lack of a word filter. Most of this was in the form of her loudly talking about her latest sexcapades. She was 18 and dating some guy who was, like, almost 30 and still lived with his mother, didn't know how to drive, and worked at McDonald's. She would go into graphic detail about their sexual relationship, which included going to the mall to buy a pair of pink furry handcuffs. At least at the time, she and her mom were in sync with their periods. How do I know that? 'Cause she fucking announced it to the class one day. Additionally, she openly admitted to cheating on her boyfriend (though of course he didn't know about it), and pretty much every day she'd brag about being with a new guy the previous night. Additionally, she also identified as bisexual and she'd deliberately start drama with other girls and claim to have had sexual relationships with them (an actual response of hers when asked why one girl was mad at her: "cause she licked my butthole"). She was extremely adamant about how others referred to accidental pregnancies, too. If someone used terms like "accident" or "mistake," she'd get really mad at them and correct them by saying that the correct term was "unplanned miracle." Not surprisingly, she herself was an "unplanned miracle," and also never knew her father. I had a theory that that's why she was such a slut. That not knowing her dad caused her to constantly seek attention and male company. You may find it hard to believe that she'd just say this kind of stuff in the middle of class and the teacher wouldn't do anything about it, but I swear that everything is 100% true. This teacher was very lenient, like I said. She was one of those teachers that kind of acted like a student. You know the ones. Who are afraid of disciplining anybody for anything, and who talk shit about students to other students. Amusingly, the regular teacher left for a couple months on maternity leave, and we got a substitute who did a far better job of managing the class. He actually would discipline her and stuff, and one day they even got into a shouting match. She called him racist and tried to say that he was going after her because she was Mexican, and after the regular teacher came back, she tried insinuating that he was a gay pedophile and that he "favored" some of the male students in the class. Incidentally, she actually asked me to prom. She was on the prom committee, so I could've taken her and got into the prom for free. Needless to say, I declined. Again, some of this stuff seems a bit far-fetched but I swear to god or whatever deity you believe in that this all really happened.
 
I just bumped into this woman a few days ago but she's already making headway for Personal Lolcow.

Her name is apparently Mia and she is insane as fuck enough to write herself into an ED article (which then she is called a fag :story:)

I joined some community and I found contact with one of my old friends, lets call him Jaxon, he was so ecstatic that we were both in contact, for a while we were happy with just each others company... Until some woman comes in and apparently knows him very well and starts chatting about the 'old days'. It's fucking Mia.

Jaxon messages me that Mia confessed to him years ago that 'she had dreams about murdering people's characters with his' and was banned by him after she kept thrillkilling. After which she started calling Jaxon 'Tom' and held a hard grudge on him ever since.

After several years this insane woman 'finds' him and Jaxson admits to me that "she's cray cray, dude. I had to block like 30+ of her screen names she kept creating to contact me once."

So this is when I start raising a brow and told Jaxon she probably joined the community hoping to make amends, but the problem is that - well - she's fucking insane and no one wanted her around.

The second Mia gets into chat shes all over Jaxon going on about how he is actually a woman pretending to be a man (what) and how every other female in their old community were slutsor bitches and starts insulting everyone apart of it, but especially Kay Fedwa, some wolfaboo artist which Mia wrote her name in her ED article. Mia goes on about how she was always harassed by others and bawws about how she is anti-social and people should respect it and stop trying to change from being crazy. I commented that no anti-social person would openly admit it only to be edgy and she goes and Mia tells me to change the conversation, thinking it will make us choose another subject.

Jaxon and I decide to do so and ask her about what she was working on and Mia bragged about how she was writing a SUPER EDGY DARK BOOK WITH BLOODY SCENES and said it would be offensive because it was written by a woman, It would be a story about one of her OC Donut Steels who was a tiger werewolf dog killing other dogs and shit, "because women get offended by that stuff and the feminists appear out of the woodwork and are like why is this happening."

After a while she kept telling us how she was always a victim and has dreams of killing other people or their characters, especially those who were calling on her bullshit because she often started drama on people saying she was a better person because she ate organic food only and how gmos were Evvvviil.

Because there was nothing going on I started debating it which ended up with her arguing with me about how I was brain washed about GMO foods and how all GMOs were evil and how she has been living on organic food and never got sick and continued to bitch to me about it, she was trying to change the conversation continuously with grimdark bullshit or some bitchy comment about someone I didn't know CONSTANTLY.

After she decided she was too talented as an artist to continue chatting with me Mia went off to do her hyperinflated pricey artworks.

Now me and Jaxon we're narrowing down what exactly her problem was: Psychopathy because her artworks were extremely dark and show signs of neurotic problems where she continuously draws demon dogs with a very dark pallette with fluid wiry designs. I'm also expecting Autism and NPD.

In reality Jaxson says she's a really fucked up individual who has been following him around like a total bitch and manipulates other just because she was banned from a RP site with reason.

(:tumblr::tumblr::tumblr::tumblr::tumblr: out of 5 Snowflakes: Special Snowflake Incarnate)
  • Stalks one of my friends, calls him a girl.
  • Six years later shes bringing up things that should of passed.
  • Calls other women sluts.
  • Delirious idea for a 'controversial' novel.
  • Harasses people on sockpuppet accounts. For years.
  • Manipulated a woman into doing 'favours' for her in the community, such as making her tell her powerlevel to everyone which manipulated her from the Community.
  • Went around attempting to kill peoples characters because it was 'fun'.
  • Talks shit about other people. Constantly
  • Wrote herself into an ED Article. Check Kay Fedwa's ED article.
  • Gets bitchy when the conversation isn't about her.
  • Narcissistic, Autistic, "Anti-social". PYSCHOTIC.
  • Thinks GMOs are evil and while she enjoys her Soy Latte.
  • Apparently never gets sick.
  • Got salty real quick when you argue with her.
  • Bragged about torturing animals as a kid.
  • After 5 miniutes of meeting with Jaxon she admitted to having feelings for him.
  • Got fucking #TYCED with this line: "you probably think monsanto is a reputable source" "You probably think Dr. Oz is a real doctor. "
 
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  • Bragged about torturing animals as a kid.
Always a great sign.
Reminds me of this massive dudebro I went to high school with who bragged about how him and his cousin would stone cats to death in his backyard as kids. Apparently he had some serious issues years back in junior high (ex-obese, bullied massively because of it in its time, rejected by various girls, apparently cut himself at some point). He acted like this cool jokester that made fun of teachers and everyone liked, but once someone blew his lid (surprisingly easy, you just had to deny him something he wanted) he would absolutely lose it. One time he wanted to check a girl's Facebook on her laptop and edit her info while she was away, just because lawl I r so funneh and when she returned and took it from him he threw one of the greatest shitfits I have ever seen about not being respected or something, nearly broke a chair in the process. He was also pampered by his many friends who would defend him to death on every single stance, even if he was in the wrong.

Nowadays, college sems to have given him a reality check, and he seems nice enough at first glance, though I heard he got into trouble for spitting numerous times on a younger student this year for some reason.
 
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In my Japanese Culture class in college, there was this guy who wrote patches to translate 18+ visual novels. Unlike what you might expect, he was not your run-of-the-mill pervy anime sperg. Instead, he apparently appointed himself as the one responsible for making sure that no innocent eyes were sullied by anime porn.

Now this might sound like a pretty reasonable goal, especially given his claim that kids as young as 11-12 were playing these games. But just filling out a form stating that you were over 18, like most reasonable people would have, he required that people send him a picture of their driver's license to prove they were of age. Because that's not questionable at all.

And he didn't limit his crusade to his own site, either. I had to do a group presentation with him on Japanese media, and he ended up going on a rant about how morally corrupt the Japanese rating system is. According to him, in Japan media rated for 12+ could contain explicit sexual content. Cue pretty much the entire class disagreeing with him, and suggesting that the US standard of rating language and sex as more severe than graphic violence wasn't all that healthy, either. And then he got in an argument with our (Japanese) instructor over it. During a presentation.
 
I just bumped into this woman a few days ago but she's already making headway for Personal Lolcow.

Her name is apparently Mia and she is insane as fuck enough to write herself into an ED article (which then she is called a fag :story:)

In reality Jaxson says she's a really fucked up individual who has been following him around like a total bitch and manipulates other just because she was banned from a RP site with reason.

(:tumblr::tumblr::tumblr::tumblr::tumblr: out of 5 Snowflakes: Special Snowflake Incarnate)

You pretty much have Mia's number, she was notorious in the communities she roleplayed in for taking OOC matters IC. She's a bully, albeit a washed-up one, but is still apparently at large. Seems like that one hasn't changed much at all. She is the queen of red flags; I know others who have stories about her, will see what I can dig up.
 
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This is a bit of a longshot but since a handful of folk here remind me of the same people that'd post on livejournal snark communities of old, might as well go for it.

Do any of you remember "lilenth"? She was kind of a proto-sjw of sorts. Not the gender identity kind but the "I HAVE EVERY DISORDER AND ILLNESS UNDER THE SUN" sort. Autism was her favorite subject. And she was in every single fucking livejournal community, I swear to god you could not escape her. She later started getting banned from basically every community because she was too fucking annoying, even for livejournal losers.

She was a personal lolcow for me, some friends and a lot of folk back then. Any time anyone got into an argument with her, she would never stop replying with walls of text about blaming her autism for everything and how neurotypicals are the devil. I do recall that one time one of her argument stints that ended up on sf_drama or stupid-free had 13k-15k or so words in it. Just in one argument, and this was a constant occurrence.

She used to be a moderator on deviantart named "subversive-imaginiti" or some shit like that but she was so fucking nuts she was actually fired and banned for a while.

Unfortunately she's deleted all of her posts and since livejournal is pretty dead, it looks like most of the previously public posts ripping into her have been deleted, and I don't have any caps either. She does still have a tag on sf_drama dedicated to her though.

I think my favorite lilenth moment is when she insisted she should have the right to hit other peoples children for crying because somehow, babies crying triggers one of her many medical issues causing her to start going into some sort of fit (like a seizure but not quite? idr) that always ends up with her in the hospital because her care taker is evil and hates her and won't push lilenth's wheelchair away from the source of the crying. I really really wish I had a screencap for this but I have no idea which community that it was posted on.
 
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I don't if this is enough to count as a lolcow, but there was this girl I went to school with (she left after, oh, fourth or fifth grade?) who used to do really odd stuff to get attention. Twice she poured milk in her hair at lunch. Not just once, but twice. I remember her coming out of the bathroom with it dripping and clumped up, and she went crying to the principal.

Then there was my neighbor's ex-wife. She liked to go and start fights with the other neighbors (she'd try to start them with mother, who'd just ignore her when she'd knock on the door). She was into renfair (nothing really wrong with that), and she'd practice her jousting outside -- but only when some other neighbors happened to be out in their yards. She once rode her motorcycle through the back of our yard. THEN there was the time her son somehow broke his leg. We don't know how it happened, but I think she had something to do with it. Her daughter came out of the door and yelled, "My brother has to go to the emergency room!" Her mother yelled at her and yanked her back in the house. She was also really heavy and had these massive boobs and would wear the lowest cut tank tops she could find, so her tits were almost falling out. Thank god they got divorced -- her ex husband couldn't be more different. He's like, the nicest guy around and always willing to help out and stuff. I don't know what possessed him to marry her -- she was coocoo for Koko-Pops. (He got full custody of the kids, and after a while, she never even bothered to have any contact with them.)

THEN there was our other former next-door neighbor. She got sick of getting calls of her two older kids slacking off in school, so she pulled them out of school and claimed she was going to home school them. Well, I don't know how she got away with it (she must've known someone in the district), because those kids were always out causing trouble, we'd hear the older one going into massive howling fits (it sounded like she was on something), the yard was a mess, there was animal shit everywhere. (The funny thing is when we first moved in, we got along with them -- she even helped me make a display for a school project). They eventually lost their house, and left the cats behind, which we took to a local rescue. They came back looking for them a few weeks later. Ooops! ;)
 
In my Japanese Culture class in college, there was this guy who wrote patches to translate 18+ visual novels. Unlike what you might expect, he was not your run-of-the-mill pervy anime sperg. Instead, he apparently appointed himself as the one responsible for making sure that no innocent eyes were sullied by anime porn.

Now this might sound like a pretty reasonable goal, especially given his claim that kids as young as 11-12 were playing these games. But just filling out a form stating that you were over 18, like most reasonable people would have, he required that people send him a picture of their driver's license to prove they were of age. Because that's not questionable at all.

And he didn't limit his crusade to his own site, either. I had to do a group presentation with him on Japanese media, and he ended up going on a rant about how morally corrupt the Japanese rating system is. According to him, in Japan media rated for 12+ could contain explicit sexual content. Cue pretty much the entire class disagreeing with him, and suggesting that the US standard of rating language and sex as more severe than graphic violence wasn't all that healthy, either. And then he got in an argument with our (Japanese) instructor over it. During a presentation.
This reminded me of an incident on /a/ where a translation patch for a visual novel has been completed and the patcher demanded that anyone who wants it has to break their installation disk in order to curb piracy. What are the odds that this might be the same person?
 
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