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I genuinely think that the people behind the marketing for the Raid mobile game are absolutely unscrupulous and would be willing to sponsor Phil, if they ever heard of him. I remember seeing a funny video of some alt-right dude who was about to go on a tirade about why waves of immigration are bad for the country, but then paused to tell us about this awesome new mobile game and how we could get a discount on stuff if we used his promo code. The problem is that these people are unaware Phil exists, or else they glanced at the numbers of views he gets on YouTube and Twitch and immediately removed him from consideration.
i don't think they're as unscrupulous as you think, i believe they put a small amount of effort into research.
hell they won't even fucking sponsor QuintonReviews and they know about him (in the sense they've seen his content long enough to get an idea of him)
 
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He just nonchalantly posts as if the post above him doesn't exist. Poor guy just wanted to nominate Rayman. Where are your mods DSP! There are children to come to your site! Ahbviously!View attachment 1531054
The fact that people are ruining the forum posting porn and he still has fans autistically plowing through posting game suggestions for him to read is what I love about the world of DSP. It reminds me of Bobo from Opie and Anthony. To me it really is his fans that make this circus worth coming back to.
 
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Shout out to Mighty D for clipping DSP's absurd PDP and DrD rant.
The way he goes on about how "popular people just get views because they are popular" shows two things, one Phil's fuck-off-massive ego, and two that he fundamentally doesn't understand why people get popular on youtube or even why he got popular on youtube. He says that he got thousands of views on videos of him playing hot new games just because it was "phil playing a new game" but that's wrong. People didn't watch to see you Phil, they gave you a view because it was a new game they wanted to see and you would often say yourself that you were one of the first people uploading video on launch day.

Meanwhile people like PDP (not going to speak about DrD since I know very little about him) because yeah he played the hot new games and acted like a tard but eventually he transitioned in to actually pretty funny videos that a good chunk of people can enjoy. That's why he gets views, that's why he gets tips: He made actual quality content that showcased his personality and people liked it and still like what he's doing.

He acts like the public isn't fickle as fuck and won't ditch someone the second they do the slightest thing to annoy them yet that's pretty much what happened to him at least according to him. I personally think DSP was a nobody back when he thought he was famous too, yeah he got views, but did he get interaction, was he talked about in actual public circles? And how many other shit videos got views back then? At that point no one cared about Youtube. If you want to see someone who was super popular and suddenly lost everything because he stopped making content while doing shitty streams no one cared about that might as well have just been him staring in to the camera look at Spoony, Phil.

People get paid because they produce, or because they once made something so legendary it now prints money. This is just the way of any entertainment profession. It's true of music, it's true of movies, it's true of acting, you name it in the field it's the case. Hell it's even true of some non-entertainment professions such as engineering, math, and programming.

Sorry Phil, the persona of DSP isn't legendary nor does it print money. You're a dancing monkey in a cage and people make you put on a vest and blow bubbles for them.
 
Something else I got a chuckle out of during his rant last night at the start was him saying
“I’m happy that I’m me and I’m still successful, okay? Then of course the shit heads will come out you’re not successful okay fuck off. Yes I am this is my job and I’ve been able to do it for 12 years now”

I found this funny because he acquainted time to success. I’ve been working a pretty average job for like 6 years, does that make me successful as well dave? Having a job is the bare minimum requirement, not a gauge of success no matter how long you do it. Flipping burgers all your life is a pretty low bar of success.

And there’s the fact that he just got a pretty substantial bankruptcy....like you literally couldn’t afford your bills with this job you’ve been so successful at....the way his mind works is quite something...

Now if we’re talking Gymnastics I would say yes he’s been quite successful, he takes home the gold every year in the mental division.
 
Eh, personally I don't find this "flood KoH Forums with porn" thing to be funny. Inevitably Phil's attention will be brought to it, he'll have to get off his ass and ban people, but all this will do will give him yet another thing to cry about and play the martyr for.
"You see these immature, mentally ill people who harass me? This is my life!"
Cue the whales giving him money to reassure him that everything will be okay. It is funny to see his fans act like nothing is wrong though, I'll give it that.
 
The great part about the rant on pewdipie getting money for existing is that that’s exactly what he does. Phil’s who streaming schedule is all about strict routine and at this point most of his viewers just show up out of habit. It’s 2 hour prestream, gameplay, 45 min break at 5, more gameplay, three hour break, then 2 hour night stream where the last hour is vest streak talk. His gameplay is the thing 99% of his viewers care the least about at this point. He gets money for existing.

Eh, personally I don't find this "flood KoH Forums with porn" thing to be funny. Inevitably Phil's attention will be brought to it, he'll have to get off his ass and ban people, but all this will do will give him yet another thing to cry about and play the martyr for.
"You see these immature, mentally ill people who harass me? This is my life!"
Cue the whales giving him money to reassure him that everything will be okay. It is funny to see his fans act like nothing is wrong though, I'll give it that.
I wouldn’t do it myself or tell others to do it, but I’m still going to laugh at it. Also, not doing things because it gives Phil ammo to complain and beg is pointless. He spend one hour in the last vest celebration complaining his getting a free update to Windows 10 was an impossible Herculean feat. He will always have something to complain about and some scheme to grift his whales for money.
 
Eh, personally I don't find this "flood KoH Forums with porn" thing to be funny. Inevitably Phil's attention will be brought to it, he'll have to get off his ass and ban people, but all this will do will give him yet another thing to cry about and play the martyr for.
"You see these immature, mentally ill people who harass me? This is my life!"
Cue the whales giving him money to reassure him that everything will be okay. It is funny to see his fans act like nothing is wrong though, I'll give it that.
What's mostly funny about this is the complete lack of moderation, which is a stark contrast to his heavily moderated strict streams. People have been off the cuff for months in his forums without repercussions. It's funny to see how far this guy can push it without getting banned.
 
OIC has a real grudge against the entire detractor community

To be fair at this point, messing with the detractor community is funny. I considered doing it aswell, because it's easy and the reactions are great.

Next time some random name drops by to tip Phil 50$ or whatever, just take the name and make a Twitter account with said name. Follow Phil, some of his fans, comment, like his posts and enjoy the shitshow. Use a picture of some random bloke or someone you want to fuck with and watch all the Twitter detractors run with it. If you're super cheeky use some detractors picture and their name too, and watch them attempt to dox each other.
They can't fact check for shit, and they don't even care, they just want that quick like and comment.

I'm not telling people how to troll, and I'm not making trolling plans either. I'm just pointing out the sheer stupidity of so many Twitter detractors.
 
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You know its old, but I was reminded of it, and it isn't like DSP fucking changes. But during that whole $20 kerfuffle with the Goose game, and he says I expected you all to understand I couldn't afford this game.

As if this motherfucker's one goddamn job isn't to play games. Its like a store saying he can't afford to buy inventory. Or shit, preordering a game at Gamestop and they go "ah we needed to keep the lights on, we never got your game in". Like holy fuck how actually dense can you be.
 
Eh, personally I don't find this "flood KoH Forums with porn" thing to be funny. Inevitably Phil's attention will be brought to it, he'll have to get off his ass and ban people, but all this will do will give him yet another thing to cry about and play the martyr for.
"You see these immature, mentally ill people who harass me? This is my life!"
Cue the whales giving him money to reassure him that everything will be okay. It is funny to see his fans act like nothing is wrong though, I'll give it that.

I dunno... I find it pretty funny with Phil now in this mindset where anything sex-related that comes up (unless it’s about balls or AYUSS, those things are still HYSTERICAL) gets a dismissive chuckle and an “nyoh my gyaaahd...”, or a “dood, I’m married...”

If the fake Khet gangbang pic also gives him a moment of pause, and makes him think “Dood... she’s naht doing anything like that to me......... is she? Is she????” It’s totally worth it, too.

Making Phil feel crippling self doubt and hacking away at his ridiculous ego is always pretty funny and worth a go.

I also caught fifteen minutes of Dr. Disrespect for the first time the day before yesterday. I didn’t particularly find him hilarious, but it was pretty entertaining to watch him play Warzone. He was hitting amazing sniper headshots and made it seem easy. That’s something Phil doesn’t seem to get... being really good at competitive multiplayer shooters can be really fun to watch. But I guess camping in the corner of bathrooms and complaining about Tevin and finances is what’s gonna draw 100,000 people.

Dr. Disrespect’s production value was also pretty impressive, and he seemed friendly with his chat.
 
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Eh, personally I don't find this "flood KoH Forums with porn" thing to be funny. Inevitably Phil's attention will be brought to it, he'll have to get off his ass and ban people, but all this will do will give him yet another thing to cry about and play the martyr for.
"You see these immature, mentally ill people who harass me? This is my life!"
Cue the whales giving him money to reassure him that everything will be okay. It is funny to see his fans act like nothing is wrong though, I'll give it that.
Anything that makes Phil take more action than usual ("usual" being none whatsoever) is good trolling. Shortly after "not getting money" comes "needing to take responsibility" on his short list of things which actually bother him. Pornposter is the pea under Princess Phil's mattresses and it's not putting a dime in the royal coffers. They have my support.
 
"So because I blow bubbles on stream that makes me a cartoon character?" [head shake]

Yeah, we totally don't live in his head.

Anything that makes Phil take more action than usual ("usual" being none whatsoever) is good trolling. Shortly after "not getting money" comes "needing to take responsibility" on his short list of things which actually bother him. Pornposter is the pea under Princess Phil's mattresses and it's not putting a dime in the royal coffers. They have my support.

It sure beats the hell out of troll-tipping.
 
Did anyone notice the past week more and more people are openly mentioning or cheering about Derich being a creep and the whole youtube playlists thing? It happened several times last night. I guess the regulars in chat finally caught wind of him being a pedophile. I wouldn’t suggest neghole pozzing or anything, but spreading that info further might lead to some fun.

If Phil was the bastion of chill, mature content with an awesome community, Derich would be banned instantly for this kind of thing. I'm more interested in starting a timer towards a ban and seeing how much of a hypocrite Phil can be.

Keeping scum around to own the detractors.
 
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