Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Many things involve Juice, most things even, and as this is a yahtzee forum we can all agree on being somewhat unenthusiastic toward them but I'm not sure what they have to do with this story arc...I mean, I know Jersh is one but that's kind of moot here.
 
I would understand if it was jokes but carrying it this far with no humor and the lack of a punchline anywhere makes me doubt the idea its a joke.
Over/under on Dax claiming this was all just an anti-humor performance à la Neil Hamburger and we’re all just too unsophisticated to get it?
 
Over/under on Dax claiming this was all just an anti-humor performance à la Neil Hamburger and we’re all just too unsophisticated to get it?

I could be wrong, but I believe that ship sailed a couple days ago. There is no backing off from his position now, his ego won't allow it. He will continue to double down and is going to ride this position straight into the ground.

Dax I know you're so pretentious you read your thread as religiously as Ralph. You will never live this down and the vast majority cannot and will not understand your position.
 
I could be wrong, but I believe that ship sailed a couple days ago. There is no backing off from his position now, his ego won't allow it. He will continue to double down and is going to ride this position straight into the ground.
Yeah, I’m just racking my brain for any option other than the two most humiliating: taking the L (which he is too fragile to do) or double down (which he always does). Maybe it will be “funny third thing.” But if he keeps doubling down, we’re in for a lot more entertainment and I am here for it. :popcorn:
 
Before his latest pedo apologist tour I would have said most definitely yes. Now I have to theorize that it isn't him that's the brains of the outfit.

I would understand if it was jokes but carrying it this far with no humor and the lack of a punchline anywhere makes me doubt the idea its a joke.

Now if he loses his patreon over his pedo stance everyone knows we will get the blame. It was those pesky Karen's on the farm, if not blaming Josh outright for the whole thing, like he can control any of us to any degree.

Dax is surely smart (he’s an engineer, right?) but he is lacking a certain kind of life experience that informs normal civic-minded folks. He has no wife, no children, he does hard drugs recreationally, and he lives in LA in a cesspool of hedonism. If he had a family, he might understand why uncle Digibro cannot be allowed.
 
Guys, if you really really think about it, fucking women is kinda gay, that means you like feminine shit. The truly Alpha-Chad move is to fuck men, that involves two men making it twice as manly and heterosexual.
- Dick soon, probably
In all seriousness, there’s an argument to be made that it’s gayer to get pegged by a woman wearing a strap-on (and suck the strap-on, both of which JLH said Dick did with her) than it is to have sex with a man. A real Chad would just fuck the dude instead of pretending a woman is the dude like some sissy.
 
In all seriousness, there’s an argument to be made that it’s gayer to get pegged by a woman wearing a strap-on (and suck the strap-on, both of which JLH said Dick did with her) than it is to have sex with a man. A real Chad would just fuck the dude instead of pretending a woman is the dude like some sissy.
Go ahead and make that argument. Pegging is degenerate and worthy of ridicule, but a sex act with a woman is definitively less gay than the same act with a man.
 
Dax: "What do you mean you never raped you mom, here in LA...".
LA contains all kinds of people across the spectrum of moral values. I promise you Dax’s degenerate, pathetisad “community” where nobody raises an eyebrow at jerking off to depictions of child rape is not an “LA thing.”
 
LA contains all kinds of people across the spectrum of moral values. I promise you Dax’s degenerate, pathetisad “community” where nobody raises an eyebrow at jerking off to depictions of child rape is not an “LA thing.”

He said it was, sorta using the statement like a crutch. Obviously most people are scoffing at his absurdity which would be 100% fine if he wasn't befriending a self proclaimed pedophile its hard to make jokes about them when the person is actively defending them and associating with them openly and personally.
 
Glad some people are chiming in with "but would you let Digitroon babysit your kids?", it's a fucking solid question. For once a redditor hasn't made me want to fucking shoot myself.
How much you wanna bet this adamant defense of digibro is because Dick HAS let the man babysit his kids, and now he’s trying to compartmentalize the fact that he’s failed as a parent by allowing a predator alone time with his kids? Like it’s some form of mega denial.
 
So remember when Dax said that defending loli was solely because he wanted to keep the ebil sjws from banning violent games and such?
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i guess it was really more the other way round for dax.
 
The only people who would defend this shit are one of two people

1) You do it your self and have a guilty conscience
2) You have a dear friend who you find out does it and now sympathies with it

So the long story short is to not make friends/business/associates with pedophiles so you do not need to feel bad when you tell them to fuck themselves.
 
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