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knowing Richard, Jeffery's lawyer is trying his damnest to get Jeffery to not go through with this deal, and failing that trying to craft the deal to ensure his client takes the least amount of legal rapage in the aftermath.
Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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knowing Richard, Jeffery's lawyer is trying his damnest to get Jeffery to not go through with this deal, and failing that trying to craft the deal to ensure his client takes the least amount of legal rapage in the aftermath.
Frank N Berry
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Lol nobody is apologizing to your fat drugged out ass for anything ever Richard you scumbag.
Humble Shitpost Merchant
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Maybe, and this might sound a little 'out there' but...
Maybe he shouldn't have appointed her COO just for sleeping with him?
Baggywrinkle
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I’m sorry I thought you were just a retarded woman puncher. You’re a whiny mamas boy sad sack lazy crybaby moron instead.
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Ah yes, I believe Richard "reliable narrator" Kyanka. Who wouldn't!
Goons don't actually care since just stopping to use SA is not an option anyways and jannies rather secure the income of an drug-addled serial abuser than not wielding a tiny amount of power on the internet. Jeffrey can't even distract from his failure by performing the ancient goon ritual of cutting his own balls off as he obviously already has none, else he would've opened his own forums already.
Everyone involved in this mess is pathetic.
Goons don't actually care since just stopping to use SA is not an option anyways and jannies rather secure the income of an drug-addled serial abuser than not wielding a tiny amount of power on the internet. Jeffrey can't even distract from his failure by performing the ancient goon ritual of cutting his own balls off as he obviously already has none, else he would've opened his own forums already.
Everyone involved in this mess is pathetic.
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Lowtax hired some insane drunk girl from Utah that he was fucking to be basically second in command in his company within a month of meeting her, yet somehow we're the morons.
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Dude, did you not see her toes? God DAMN, you'd have made her COO if it meant getting to sniff them little piggies, and don't lie you shoeless virgin.
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Last time Lowtax was intentionally funny (for me) was in Revolution60 review:
Anyway dogpiling on a guy sentenced for the same thing Lowtax is angry of being accused proves to me this guy would need to raise his head to see a maggot in Hell.
This game was made by Brianna Wu, who I guess is popular because she had something to do with Gamergate and they don't like her or she's a feminist or a man or a sasquatch monster or whatever, I don't know, I don't keep up with crud like that because I find it all stupid. I did see a program about her and she appeared to be a creature who emerged from a bog.
Regardless, this game was apparently made by all females, which is nice because it proves gender equality exists and women are just as capable as men at creating utter garbage games. Now I don't want to be too harsh reviewing this game, because it could've potentially been a wonderful, award-winning game if only they changed every aspect of it and had another company develop it and the game was the complete polar opposite of what it is now.
So with this in mind, I'll try to cover some of the major issues I had with Revolution 60:
1) The story seems to consist of random words strung together in a way to construct sentences. I'm fairly convinced the dialogue was created by a parrot jumping around on a keyboard for several days. To the best of my knowledge, the plot centers around three Bratz doll-looking women who may or may not be cyborgs wearing skintight outfits to show off their ridiculously disproportionate figures. There's a big computer that's a chessboard and a rocketship made out of purple cups and futuristic flying crates. Also there are bad guys that are trying to do something bad that the good guys (girls) have to stop. It may involve China and a bomb and a computer but I really can't be sure due to the fact that every time something happened in the story, I was too busy thinking of ways to kill myself.
2) The dialogue was written by, I'm guessing, an 80-year old grandmother who once read a William Gibson novel. The characters say things like "upload" and "mainframe" and "trojan." It's all very cyberpunk and high tech and you feel like you're in the future, which is a better alternative to being in the present, where you're playing this game. There are dialogue choices which supposedly determine which ending you get, but nobody in their right mind would ever be able to get to the ending of this game without being institutionalized.
3) I don't want to say the combat in this game is the worst, slowest, most excruciatingly painful experience ever, so I'll just type it instead: the combat in this game is the worst, slowest, most excruciatingly painful experience ever. You're on one side of a grid and the enemy is on the other and you take turns moving from space to space, shooting each other with projectiles that travel as fast as a watermelon. All the enemies I faced looked like rednecks who were on their way to a paintball competition. If you shoot your enemy enough you eventually get a "special" attack which does a ton more damage to them; you kick them in the face. In the future, kicking is more lethal than firearms.
4) The level design was inspired by the concept of "taking random geometric shapes, placing them in arbitrary locations, and covering them with garish neon hell textures." Every color ever created, both real and imaginary, are used together in an orgy of obscene digital vomit. There are approximately 10 polygons per mission, and half of them are used on the characters' breasts.
5) The gameplay... uh, well there is no gameplay to speak of, unless you consider "typing words" and "hitting the spacebar" to be gameplay. If you like typing stupid words, which the creators of this game obviously did, then you'll still hate this game but you might hate it slightly less. Sometimes there are QTEs where you have to press an arrow key up or down within a certain time limit. That's exciting. There's a hacking minigame where you must press an arrow key up or down OR left or right which really ups the stakes. I was on the edge of my seat during these moments, mostly because I was trying to get up and leave my computer.
6) The music and SFX are nearly all royalty free garbage you can still find on Geocities sites. The voice actors were decent, especially if you compare them to an air raid siren going off in your ear for several hours.
7) If there's anything else I forgot to mention, you can pretty much assume it sucks too.
In conclusion, this game is a digital car wreck with absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, except perhaps as an effective tool for brutal communist dictatorships to torture dissidents. If you pay money for this game, you are a very stupid person who makes very stupid decisions and you should be confined by the authorities indefinitely. I regret every moment I wasted playing this flaming trash heap when I could've been doing something more constructive, like stapling my balls to a utility pole. If you ever read a positive review of this game, you can safely assume the person who wrote it suffered severe brain damage and should be both pitied and mocked, as I am convinced this game will eventually be outlawed by the UN under their anti-torture policies.
Regardless, this game was apparently made by all females, which is nice because it proves gender equality exists and women are just as capable as men at creating utter garbage games. Now I don't want to be too harsh reviewing this game, because it could've potentially been a wonderful, award-winning game if only they changed every aspect of it and had another company develop it and the game was the complete polar opposite of what it is now.
So with this in mind, I'll try to cover some of the major issues I had with Revolution 60:
1) The story seems to consist of random words strung together in a way to construct sentences. I'm fairly convinced the dialogue was created by a parrot jumping around on a keyboard for several days. To the best of my knowledge, the plot centers around three Bratz doll-looking women who may or may not be cyborgs wearing skintight outfits to show off their ridiculously disproportionate figures. There's a big computer that's a chessboard and a rocketship made out of purple cups and futuristic flying crates. Also there are bad guys that are trying to do something bad that the good guys (girls) have to stop. It may involve China and a bomb and a computer but I really can't be sure due to the fact that every time something happened in the story, I was too busy thinking of ways to kill myself.
2) The dialogue was written by, I'm guessing, an 80-year old grandmother who once read a William Gibson novel. The characters say things like "upload" and "mainframe" and "trojan." It's all very cyberpunk and high tech and you feel like you're in the future, which is a better alternative to being in the present, where you're playing this game. There are dialogue choices which supposedly determine which ending you get, but nobody in their right mind would ever be able to get to the ending of this game without being institutionalized.
3) I don't want to say the combat in this game is the worst, slowest, most excruciatingly painful experience ever, so I'll just type it instead: the combat in this game is the worst, slowest, most excruciatingly painful experience ever. You're on one side of a grid and the enemy is on the other and you take turns moving from space to space, shooting each other with projectiles that travel as fast as a watermelon. All the enemies I faced looked like rednecks who were on their way to a paintball competition. If you shoot your enemy enough you eventually get a "special" attack which does a ton more damage to them; you kick them in the face. In the future, kicking is more lethal than firearms.
4) The level design was inspired by the concept of "taking random geometric shapes, placing them in arbitrary locations, and covering them with garish neon hell textures." Every color ever created, both real and imaginary, are used together in an orgy of obscene digital vomit. There are approximately 10 polygons per mission, and half of them are used on the characters' breasts.
5) The gameplay... uh, well there is no gameplay to speak of, unless you consider "typing words" and "hitting the spacebar" to be gameplay. If you like typing stupid words, which the creators of this game obviously did, then you'll still hate this game but you might hate it slightly less. Sometimes there are QTEs where you have to press an arrow key up or down within a certain time limit. That's exciting. There's a hacking minigame where you must press an arrow key up or down OR left or right which really ups the stakes. I was on the edge of my seat during these moments, mostly because I was trying to get up and leave my computer.
6) The music and SFX are nearly all royalty free garbage you can still find on Geocities sites. The voice actors were decent, especially if you compare them to an air raid siren going off in your ear for several hours.
7) If there's anything else I forgot to mention, you can pretty much assume it sucks too.
In conclusion, this game is a digital car wreck with absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, except perhaps as an effective tool for brutal communist dictatorships to torture dissidents. If you pay money for this game, you are a very stupid person who makes very stupid decisions and you should be confined by the authorities indefinitely. I regret every moment I wasted playing this flaming trash heap when I could've been doing something more constructive, like stapling my balls to a utility pole. If you ever read a positive review of this game, you can safely assume the person who wrote it suffered severe brain damage and should be both pitied and mocked, as I am convinced this game will eventually be outlawed by the UN under their anti-torture policies.
- radium ghostcoded this game, richard
- "If you pay money for this game, you are a very stupid person who makes very stupid decisions and you should be confined by the authorities indefinitely." I'm impressed by such personal insight.
- Well, at least that's ten bucks that won't go to Unfunny Central.
- Oh well if the game has a 77/100 rating on metacritic then I guess my opinion is objectively incorrect since metacritic is infallable and the provides only true and correct reviews. I sincerely apologize for having the wrong opinion when voicing my thoughts regarding video games. (Lowtax)
- I love how lowtax has jumped on the usual "anti-sjw" bandwagon, gets laughed out of SA, smorky drama breaks him and hes all screeching anti-sjw junk, keep getting laughed out of SA and stick with leeching the $$
- 1.9 Hours? So did manage to refund this game
- I give this review 11/10. Saved me from spine degradation.
- "She"?
- I hope u got 10bux.
- ...Scooby Wu...
- "If you pay money for this game, you are a very stupid person who makes very stupid decisions and you should be confined by the authorities indefinitely." I'm impressed by such personal insight.
- Well, at least that's ten bucks that won't go to Unfunny Central.
- Oh well if the game has a 77/100 rating on metacritic then I guess my opinion is objectively incorrect since metacritic is infallable and the provides only true and correct reviews. I sincerely apologize for having the wrong opinion when voicing my thoughts regarding video games. (Lowtax)
- I love how lowtax has jumped on the usual "anti-sjw" bandwagon, gets laughed out of SA, smorky drama breaks him and hes all screeching anti-sjw junk, keep getting laughed out of SA and stick with leeching the $$
- 1.9 Hours? So did manage to refund this game
- I give this review 11/10. Saved me from spine degradation.
- "She"?
- I hope u got 10bux.
- ...Scooby Wu...
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His review of R60 was good, but I was kind of surprised that the troons weren't pissed off at him at the time (2016?) for daring to criticize Brianna Wu. Maybe he was/is so irrelevant to the forums that the trannies didn't even notice this.
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Wu has never admitted to being trans, so they probably didn't want to go down that road.
Humble Shitpost Merchant
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The best thing about Logan is that as soon as Kiwi Farms found out about her, people here immediately knew that she was a ticking time bomb waiting to go off in Rich’s face. And they were completely right. She turned on him because Rich was always a piece of shit deep down, and Borderline Personality Disorder is incapable of nuance.
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It wasn't that Rich was a piece of shit, he is, it all started to go downhill because Rich committed the worst sin imaginable to someone with BPD. He stopped giving her attention. Flying her out for a few days or a week to fuck and drink was great, but he was able to go back to being a selfish lazy prick when she left. It only took two months to go from move in to multiple 911 calls for domestic abuse. I would be surprised if there was a honeymoon period longer than a 2 weeks after she moved in before he just wanted to retreat into his booze dungeon 24/7 and be left alone. Not a fucking chance with a mental case like Logan. You WILL shower her with attention or you will pay the price. Being a crippled addict who's constantly pain gave him and excuse and her a project, but playing the doting nursemaid is going to get old quick when you go looking for appreciation and you get told to only talk to your in house patient through text messages.
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October 1st is the day that Lowtax is planning to beat Logan
...beat her at her own game, I mean.
And then also later on with his fists.
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Oh, you mean the literally crazy woman that everyone said would ruin you and for some reason you made her admin and let her call herself COO when you were still fucking her?
I don’t know how someone can change payment and billing without being on the account or having the relevant info to do so. I’m sure Richard, who always makes good decisions, didn’t give her the info and power to do so when he could still sniff her feet.
It’s funny that Richard thinks a court verdict will vindicate him. Everyone thinks you’re a shitty person outside of you smacking women around, Richard. And OJ was acquitted but everyone still knows he’s a murderer.
I don’t know how someone can change payment and billing without being on the account or having the relevant info to do so. I’m sure Richard, who always makes good decisions, didn’t give her the info and power to do so when he could still sniff her feet.
It’s funny that Richard thinks a court verdict will vindicate him. Everyone thinks you’re a shitty person outside of you smacking women around, Richard. And OJ was acquitted but everyone still knows he’s a murderer.
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"If I Did It" but the cover is Lowtax's face photoshopped onto Uwe Boll and Logan's face photoshopped onto Lowtax.
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I’m sure it’s the pathetic guy with no life that spends all day on SA holding up the sale, not the pill head that never follows through on anything.
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True but on the other hand she wanted to pay people for articles and put effort into it.
imagine if richard had structure and put in 6 hour days of recording MTI, GG, Articles, etc granted i m talking like heavly edited shit.
but it d be new content for his site
imagine if richard had structure and put in 6 hour days of recording MTI, GG, Articles, etc granted i m talking like heavly edited shit.
but it d be new content for his site
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I imagine what it'd would be like to win the lottery, but it isn't going to happen because I don't play the lottery.
You do bring up the interesting point of a legitimate reason Logan could have tried switching payment info to herself. Someone with access to private chats brought up that she was legitimately trying to rebuild the site and get content made. A common complaint with Rich is that he didn't pay. Anyone not completely spineless, yes I remember who we're talking about, who knows Rich would want assurances that they were going to actually get their money in a timely fashion. It'll be hilarious if it's true. Misrepresenting the first person to do work on SA in years as a thief.
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I think Logan said on stream with null. That richard hated work but also was a control freak so she got him to just let her do it