Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Cheesegirl78]

No successful, handsome man will marry her.
Those sorts of men want a woman they can use for arm candy.

Tess might (and that's a mighty big IF) get lucky and find an older rich guy who will make her his side piece and pay for an apartment or something for her, but those men don't marry women like Tess.

 

[multiverse]

How many time can she visit the same Sunset Tower hotel room to shoot for her few remaining non-john clients?


What happens after she can't afford to pretend that a single clean, white room with a bath attached is her house?

 

[MathildaLeon]

How many time can she visit the same Sunset Tower hotel room to shoot for her few remaining non-john clients?
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What happens after she can't afford to pretend that a single clean, white room with a bath attached is her house?

Checked out the prices...not entirely unreasonable for a weekend. Definitely nothing she can afford though. It's a pretty swanky place. I wonder what kind of looks she gets when she waddles in to the check in counter. I bet the person behind the counter damn well knows Tess didn't pay for the room.

God knows the things she does to stay there. *shivers*

 

[JambledUpWords]

This Instagram post is actually a video, if anyone can, it would be greatly appreciated if it can be embedded on here:

 

[AbraCadaver]

I do love that she straight up lied to a commenter and said it was her bedroom. I’d like to see someone post a pic from the hotel’s website and ask her to explain.

 

[multiverse]

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This Instagram post is actually a video, if anyone can, it would be greatly appreciated if it can be embedded on here:
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Jesus christ HER LEGS. THOSE BOOTS. That heinous belt with plastic beading skirt thing. The fat. The horror.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Constellationzero]

Who wore it better??

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

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What superhero team is this? The Unemployables?

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

Checked out the prices...not entirely unreasonable for a weekend. Definitely nothing she can afford though. It's a pretty swanky place. I wonder what kind of looks she gets when she waddles in to the check in counter. I bet the person behind the counter damn well knows Tess didn't pay for the room.

God knows the things she does to stay there. *shivers*

It’s very telling that she’s reposted several pro-sex work posts in the past couple of weeks. I know it’s par for the course with female SJWs but with Tess posting lingerie shots in hotel rooms, etc. it reads more like a cope. I don’t believe she’ll launch an Only Fans, I think she’ll stick to straight prostitution like she presumably has been, telling herself that “All famous models are escorts on the side!” like that makes it any better/less degrading. Even if that’s true, most models would be getting modeling work as well, and hopefully stop escorting when their modeling career is over.
I wonder if she’s seeing more than one client, or if it’s just one john. If she is seeing more than one, I wonder if she has an advertisement out on wherever hookers post those sorts of things in a post-backpage world?
Obviously (if she’s smart about it) it wouldn’t have her tattoos or face, but I don’t know. It’s also possible she just has a few men that she has met irl or have followed her on IG that propositioned her.

 

[US Marine Hyde]

The “diversity” is practically self-parody. Every model is super fat, one is in a wheelchair, and she got two ugly gay dudes to dress up in women’s clothing. I’m sure some of them “identify” as some special something but really, she just got a bunch of fatasses together and took pictures in ugly clothing. The pieces themselves are nothing special and look like H&M. Also love the fact that she looks like she’s wearing a gigantic basketball net as a skirt. Black people love basketball!

 

[FrownyFace]

For the low low price of just forty dollars, you too can wear a t-shirt with an old picture of Tess (she sure as hell isnt that “skinny” now) on it while she’s trying very hard to adhere to beauty standards. At least put a recent, unphotoshopped pic on it. Perhaps a pic of her eating a sheet cake?

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

Jesus christ HER LEGS. THOSE BOOTS. That heinous belt with plastic beading skirt thing. The fat. The horror.
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God this looks like a brand for tards and the music doesn't help.

two million followers and only one sponsor must be an achievement.

fuck me I blessed her.

 

[Miss Misery]

Well I guess we're lucky she wasn't sitting on the toilet when she took it...

https://twitter.com/sunset_tower/status/1065334303134031873

Edit: Or standing on it LOL: https://laconfidentialmag.com/lisa-koch-hotel-redesign

 

[multiverse]

Well I guess we're lucky she wasn't sitting on the toilet when she took it...

https://twitter.com/sunset_tower/status/1065334303134031873

Edit: Or standing on it LOL: https://laconfidentialmag.com/lisa-koch-hotel-redesign

Loooool I was just seeing this in all the Sunset Tower lobby photos this morning; I've been looking for photos of the "bedroom" she uses (it looks very similar to her friend's spa there). Think she's gonna claim this is her living room this time?

And the Sunset's bathrooms all have the Kohler tub she's been posting nudes in.

 

[Miss Misery]

Loooool I was just seeing this in all the Sunset Tower lobby photos this morning; I've been looking for photos of the "bedroom" she uses (it looks very similar to her friend's spa there). Think she's gonna claim this is her living room this time?

And the Sunset's bathrooms all have the Kohler tub she's been posting nudes in.

Hmmmm...the bedroom itself looks too trashy to be the Sunset Tower to me. Those cheap painted adobe walls with the mortar crumbling? Only one night stand?

 

[SnarkySperg]

Jesus christ HER LEGS. THOSE BOOTS. That heinous belt with plastic beading skirt thing. The fat. The horror.
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This is why 'diversity' don't mean shit in modeling.

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For the low low price of just forty dollars, you too can wear a t-shirt with an old picture of Tess (she sure as hell isnt that “skinny” now) on it while she’s trying very hard to adhere to beauty standards. At least put a recent, unphotoshopped pic on it. Perhaps a pic of her eating a sheet cake?

Nope, not paying $40 for a t-shirt from her. Does nobody remember what happened last time?

Imma be honest, I'm just waiting for her to announce a sponsorship with an MLM. I'm kinda shocked she hasn't already started shilling Avon or something.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

Loooool I was just seeing this in all the Sunset Tower lobby photos this morning; I've been looking for photos of the "bedroom" she uses (it looks very similar to her friend's spa there). Think she's gonna claim this is her living room this time?

And the Sunset's bathrooms all have the Kohler tub she's been posting nudes in.

So she’s hanging out at her friends job to take pictures and take baths?

Imma be honest, I'm just waiting for her to announce a sponsorship with an MLM. I'm kinda shocked she hasn't already started shilling Avon or something.

If she were to shill an MLM it would be a trashier, more modern one. LuLaRoe, Essential Oils (YL/Doterra), or anything "health" (health scare) related, or makeup.

I hate Younique the most because they guilt you to buy their products by using childhood sexual abuse. Like... I can't think of anything dirtier than that. Anything that with oils feels dangerous, especially when parents are denying medical care to their kids in favor of the oils.
If she didn’t depend on being fat for her brand I could see it being ItWorks! since the folks sucked into It Works! tend to be less educated and more vulnerable.

 

[multiverse]

Hmmmm...the bedroom itself looks too trashy to be the Sunset Tower to me. Those cheap painted adobe walls with the mortar crumbling? Only one night stand?

I know, the setup is similar to most published photos at Sunset - the two brass lamps over the bed, the exact Kohler fixtures in the bathroom - but I haven't found an exposed white brick wall room yet.

There is a possibility that it's the bedroom of the newly redecorated suite, which has similar walls. I can't find any photos of rhe bedroom at the suite, just what the staircase looks like. And since the staircase is extremely identifiable, she would never photograph it and claim it's her house.

It could also be from any number of WeHo boutique hotels. But like I said, the decor is really close to that of the spa, wherw her friend Joanna works. I'm wondering if one of the rooms shares a wall with the spa, and that's why it's the same white exposed brick.