Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Very low effort & frankly, depressing. She talks about getting to go back in time, yet she would have been a tiny tot. Memories of culture would be more believable from the 90s.

Why not sloppy Joes, Chicken Kiev, 7 layer dip, Beef stroganoff? You know, stuff people ATE rather than snacked on?

But as she says & this I believe: "I'm here for the food & pop culture."

Clearly, the 80s saw the breakup of the USSR, the fall of the Berlin Wall & many other historically significant events. I'll give her this - she wouldn't really have her own impressions of those times but surely the adults in the house discussed these momentous events.

I had to laugh at one of her last statements in regards to playing with food:

"I would never disrespect food that way."

No, she has plenty of ways of her own to disrespect food & we see the in almost every video.
 
Yes, Tab and Fresca and I think it was called Diet Royal Crown Cola were the big diet sodas at that time.

I was a bit wrong on Tab, it's more of a 60's/70's drink, same with Fresca, but Royal Crown Cola (Better known as RC Cola) is far older than most.

It was around 1905 when it came out. I just remember my mom drinking Tab a lot during the 80's.
 
What a dumb bitch

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Clearly, the 80s saw the breakup of the USSR, the fall of the Berlin Wall & many other historically significant events. I'll give her this - she wouldn't really have her own impressions of those times but surely the adults in the house discussed these momentous events.

Every kid who was old enough to be out of diapers remembers Challenger also exploded in the 80's... just like Chantal's bowel, on the daily.
 
Daaaaammnnnn! I'm sort of jelly, here. I want that David Copperfield Photo Editing App so bad. It would make my old black crow ass look like a beautiful dove! Seriously, that's the most humongous catfish I have ever seen.
New Phone. Who Dat?
Let's get into it.
  • i want my em tee veeeeeee, says Chinny
  • cut to 80s pop culture
  • bagel bites, diet coke, alphagetti, and cool ranch doritos
  • how do you fuck up bagel bites this badly?
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  • cut to a goblin dressed as madonna?
  • the microwave containing alphagetti beeps as it sings 80s music
  • her lace gloves are now covered in dorito dust
  • i dont remember this saved by the bell character
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  • there is a bow in its matted locks
  • PEOPLE DID NOT EAT JUST PROCESSED CRAP IN THE 80s
  • but i do hee hee
  • IT WAS A SIGN OF THE TIMES
  • if i did the 2020s, i would do healthy vegan food!!!!
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  • chinny does not approve of low fat diets
  • diet coke came out in the 80s!!!!
  • i couldnt find spaghetti-os
  • ALPHABET SHAPED PAAAAAAAaahhstah
  • been a while since i ate doritos
  • press x to doubt
  • so much aquanet in mah hair
  • blooty beet
  • she cums
  • so much snack food!!
  • meatloaf was popular in the 80s!
  • born in '84
  • luv john hughes movies
  • the NINTENDO COME ON
  • i blame my current anger issues on duck hunt
  • every decade has a dark side
  • the yuppie came out in the 80s
  • too much consumerism and materialism, very shallow existence (I CANNOT RELATE TO THAT, HEE HEE)
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  • finally some self awareness
  • muh horror movies
  • list some classic horror movies whilst you shove doritos into your gob
  • I DONT FOLLOW POLITICS VERY WELL
  • I AM HERE FOR THE FOOD
  • luv pop culture too
  • she stole her mother's madonna cd
  • made music videos in her room
  • very sexual
  • interested in her as a kid
  • wanted to get her hands on Madonna's sex book as a "curious growing sexual being"
  • has not read the book
  • idolized her and tiffany, as well as cyndi lauper
  • what's your fav 80s song?
  • my pussy hurt by 100 gecs
  • do a future video!!
  • it is very grim though
  • I NEVER DISRESPECT FOOD
  • i love safety dance
  • stabs herself with a bagel bite
  • i am addicted to retro commercials
  • a lot of fad dieting in 80s
  • sooo much fun
  • doing an era video each week
  • thank you for having lunch with me
  • BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
  • THAT WAS AN 80S BURP HEE HEE
Author's Note: I hope she does meatloaf for every single era
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Fuck me, Kelly Kapowski got huge.
GodDAMN this was a good recap.

Also, I can't hate this video. Thanks to it and the recap I laughed harder than I thought possible in this the year of riots and plague (but those fucking GLOVES) 2020.
 
Ok, if I missed the discussion on this, I did honestly look.
In the beginning of her video, did she say she was getting her blood taken every 2 weeks?

I didn't hear her say why she had to get blood drawn so often.
Did she just inadvertantly admit she does have diabetes or some other serious medical problem going on?

That is a lot of blood draws.

this is late, but I knew I’d seen her address it in her comment section yesterday.
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She is such a narc that of course Spaghetti o s were a new thing in the 80s, in HER childhood. So she figures if she ate it, it must have been a trend. Like people who believe the world didn't exist until they were born.
It would be more fun for the viewers if she had shown some imagination and put together a "regular" persons outfit. Yeah, sometimes girls would dress up as Madonna, but not for every day. She could have talked about what the fad diets were in the 80s, there were plenty, she could have gotten some facts straight

Her logic about more processed food as the years go on may be true, but she totally misses that there were food MEAL trends too, not just snacks. It may not have been invented in the 80s but I know quiche became a thing for awhile, along with revamped frozen meals adapted for microwave ovens, as opposed to the former foil pan tv dinners. She will do better if she picks a decade that she hasn't lived in. At least she has to do a bit more research
 
But as she says & this I believe: "I'm here for the food & pop culture."

Clearly, the 80s saw the breakup of the USSR, the fall of the Berlin Wall & many other historically significant events. I'll give her this - she wouldn't really have her own impressions of those times but surely the adults in the house discussed these momentous
It just puts into perspective that Chantal doesn't try, or had much in the way of educational stimulation outside of... Anything, for her.

Brownies/Guides/Pathfinders was a thing back then (and before) and would've given her at least some stories and experiences. Even I remember being in Brownies and writing Berlin Wall letters.
 
She is such a narc that of course Spaghetti o s were a new thing in the 80s, in HER childhood. So she figures if she ate it, it must have been a trend. Like people who believe the world didn't exist until they were born.
It would be more fun for the viewers if she had shown some imagination and put together a "regular" persons outfit. Yeah, sometimes girls would dress up as Madonna, but not for every day. She could have talked about what the fad diets were in the 80s, there were plenty, she could have gotten some facts straight

Her logic about more processed food as the years go on may be true, but she totally misses that there were food MEAL trends too, not just snacks. It may not have been invented in the 80s but I know quiche became a thing for awhile, along with revamped frozen meals adapted for microwave ovens, as opposed to the former foil pan tv dinners. She will do better if she picks a decade that she hasn't lived in. At least she has to do a bit more research

she could have easily done sushi - popularized by movies at the time + japanese business mergers + salmon sushi invented in the 80s (thanks norway) + sushi bars were really on trend

i feel like even these really basic suggestions are a touch too much like... it's chantal. she's not here to make an effort lol. she said she wanted to do sloppy joes which is a 60's thing (and takes 2 seconds to google that) im surprised she didn't just order popeyes and was like "they ate chicken in the 80s tee hee fart beezin fart"
 
she could have easily done sushi - popularized by movies at the time + japanese business mergers + salmon sushi invented in the 80s (thanks norway) + sushi bars were really on trend

The Breakfast Club, one of the quintessential 80s movies, had a great little sushi scene. She's so fucking lazy.
 
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