Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

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Oh fuck all the way off. Kelly has obviously never had an issue with putting her needs first, assertiveness training is only for severely socially anxious people who literally can't say no to anything and are such pushovers that they put up with constant abuse, not a directive for self centered assholes to be even bigger self centered assholes than usual. And you "queers" can shove your fucking "deadname" shit up your non-binary orifice, if you aren't old enough to legally change it and your parents are preventing you from trooning out, good on them. Now there just needs to be a Chrome extension that bricks your computer when you try to use your allowance to buy Russian bootleg sex hormones on the darkweb.

 

[BIG DADDY]

Can’t believe she did something nice for her kids that wasn’t tied to her shitty activism. It’s very surprising with her gender nonsense that she’d make one of her girls a pink dress too. I’ll actually give a small amount of credit that she knows how to sew since she seems too lazy and prone to complaining to want to learn skills or be productive with her time.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

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Ooh marvel at the freshly shaven double chin!

 

[Paul Barker!]

Something about sharing an ad from the inside of a bus like it’s an important PSA is just really doing it for me.

 

[HamFan]

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I bet that dress smells like greasy old fried chicken.

 

[stupid frog]

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She can buy all this shit for herself, but not a dress for her fucking kid? Do they need it tomorrow or something?

First shit I Googled https://www.lightinthebox.com/en/p/...-costumes-blue-pink-color-block_p6453631.html

 

[US Marine Hyde]

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Something about her referring to her daughter as her “oldest kid” rubs me the wrong way. It’s like she’s enforcing her gender bullshit in her girls too and doesn’t want to admit she has daughters who like princesses. She’ll post naked pictures of the girls and bitch about how awfully they behave when she‘s trying to ignore them, but heaven forbid she acknowledge they’re girls. Maybe I’m reading too far into it.
One thing I can be confident about, that dress is going to used as proof that Kelly is actually a good mom when her daughter starts getting older and tired of her shit. “How dare you say I ignored you all the time to virtue signal! Don’t you remember the BEAUTIFUL DRESS I made you, even though I’m not even a woman?”

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[JambledUpWords]

This is so stupid. Majority of the people don’t even know about the origins of most phrases, let alone the more archaic uses of them. Also, words and phrases can have meaning and connotation change over time.

 

[Miss Misery]

Uhhhhh yeah, black plus size women are treated 10x better. So what are you trying to say, Kelly?

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

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This is so stupid. Majority of the people don’t even know about the origins of most phrases, let alone the more archaic uses of them. Also, words and phrases can have meaning and connotation change over time.

Fuck me, now I'm having fucking Sarah Palin flashbacks. Fuck you Kelly.

 

[brooky]

She thought "shuck corn" sounded sexy??? She... she knows what it means, right? I mean I guess corn is kind of phallic and the husk is a bit like a foreskin, but you have to tear it off pretty violently and-- nevermind.

Spoiler: etymology sperg

It looks like she Googled "shucking" on its own, got "shucking and jiving," and was excited to have something else to virtue signal about.

Etymonline says "shuck," a verb to remove the husk from corn or the shell from a nut, originated in the 1670s. Wikipedia-- most likely the same page she was looking at-- says that the phrase "shucking and jiving" came about in the 1870s-- 200 years later. It probably originated to describe black slaves bantering and joking around whilst doing the task of shucking corn. "Jiving" in that context means joking.

The phrase is definitely racist, but there is no other verb for shucking corn. It's a very specific action, and people of all races do it every single day, wherever corn is grown. (Though I suppose a machine can do it now.)

The racist phrase came long after the corn chore, and she's saying the opposite. She's stupid, and she needs to put her phone down for a day or two. (ETA read more closely and she doesn't even think the phrase is racist, just "badass," and that "shuck" is not a word she can use??? This lady is off the charts. The origins of "shucking and jiving" are pretty cool, but in the last several decades the phrase has been corrupted to be pretty dang racist. Shucking corn remains an apolitical agricultural chore for all races.)

Also what the fuck is that last photo? It looks like weird feeder art that is somehow also racist.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Sorry, I am simply holding my head and groaning.

Kelly. You dumb fuck. They're telling you not to pull the fucking husk off the cob in store. Leaving the husk keeps the cob protected from filthy assholes who don't understand basic hygiene and hand washing from their germs.

It's not sexy. It's not racist. It's pulling a damned coating off a cob or a nut. You ignorant asshat.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

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This is so stupid. Majority of the people don’t even know about the origins of most phrases, let alone the more archaic uses of them. Also, words and phrases can have meaning and connotation change over time.

If someone were to write this as woke parody, I'd criticize them for being too over the top and obvious, lmao. She's getting dumber and crazier.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[brooky]

New pet slang for fucking what???? It is a word that has existed for 400 years to mean removing the cover from something!

Is this what being MOTI feels like? I figured it would be her naked kids or her lack of parenting, but... man. This shucking corn thing might be the thing that actually breaks me.

ETA: Okay "I'm a good photographer" fixed me.

 

[AbraCadaver]

New pet slang for fucking what???? It is a word that has existed for 400 years to mean removing the cover from something!

Is this what being MOTI feels like? I figured it would be her naked kids or her lack of parenting, but... man. This shucking corn thing might be the thing that actually breaks me.

ETA: Okay "I'm a good photographer" fixed me.

I think it’s more “stupid person hears a word they never heard before and proceeds to irritate everyone around them by using it nonstop for a week and loudly braying nasally laughter after each use.”

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

"I'm a good photographer"


And the photo you posted...determined that was a lie.

 

[Apathy is my superpower]

I think it’s more “stupid person hears a word they never heard before and proceeds to irritate everyone around them by using it nonstop for a week and loudly braying nasally laughter after each use.”

Also I had a good laugh at this:

Yes, so very very exceptional