🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Nigel of Ukip said:
Lads who use Steam, is there a way to check when someone was added as a friend?

I'm looking over some information about Faith and Ralph, and they're Steam friends. I'm trying to narrow down some dates.
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From the looks of it, the only chance would be poking around using the api:

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Standing is quite the accomplishment at his size.
 
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MeltyTW said:
Oh that reminds me, he might be forced to move in with Gaynor and make those stories about him and Gaytor having to commit suicide later in life a reality
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Ralph and Faith moving in with Gator has the possibility to be the absolute greatest season of IBS. Imagine both of their fat sweaty faces on camera in Gator’s 1 1/2 apartment. Brooms and mops strewn about as we watch Janny Shanny clean it up in real time.
 
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So this whole time I had assumed that ralph's mom owned the house. Imagine paying rent to live in that shit hole, what in the fuck? I didn't think it was even legal to have rental properties that decrepit. Seriously, who in the hell would pay rent for that? I could understand being a lazy fuck and letting your own property go to shit, but this is incredible.
 
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He's going full Basic Bitch Mode now. LOOOL :story: "Oh woe is me, no one understands what it's like to be MEEE! Me, Ethan Ralph! You wouldn't understand my life, muh pain, muh sufferin'... Leave me alone I'm unique and special!"

You know those "Only God can judge me reee" and "Before you judge me, walk a mile in my shoes reee" type of generic instagram/facebook/snapchat "positivity" posts?

Yeah. That's him right now. He knows he's a basic bitch asshole. But also knows he really can't say anything about it because he's 100% in the wrong.

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As a narrative arc, this is usually the point in which the protagonist, so roundly humiliated, is transformed and ultimately redeemed through humility.

Humility here becomes a learned trait that carries the character to the end of his story.
His lesson is: 'winning doesn't always look like fighting'.

Alas, this is no epic, this is season 24 of a brink-of-cancellation studio-comedy, where typecast actors play out the same drama to successively dwindling audiences, as the spotlights slowly die out and a musty odour hangs in the air.
 
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SupremeGuntleman said:
So this whole time I had assumed that ralph's mom owned the house. Imagine paying rent to live in that shit hole, what in the fuck? I didn't think it was even legal to have rental properties that decrepit. Seriously, who in the hell would pay rent for that? I could understand being a lazy fuck and letting your own property go to shit, but this is incredible.
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When I was really young the first place I ever lived on my own was this "mother in law cottage", a 110 sq ft shack sitting in an alley. Rent was only $200 a month though, everything was carpeted (including the toilet) and it was basically a kitchen, a toilet and a room to sleep in. Not a bad place to start out at honestly but would not want to be there in my mid-late 30s.

They used to own the house but they defaulted, it was bought up by a real investment group and now Ralph and his mom pay them to rent it. It's a really sad situation and if he wasn't such a shit human I'd feel bad for him.
 
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lmao do people usually die or something when they beclown themselves on the Internet? He's a fucking laughingstock who shaves his head for shitcoins like a fucking prostitute. He's not even stoic about it, he rages like a bitch. You can't just declare yourself to be winning when you are basically reenacting the ass to ass scene from Requiem for a Dream.
 
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BadTakeCrucifier said:
He's going full Basic Bitch Mode now. LOOOL :story: "Oh woe is me, no one understands what it's like to be MEEE, Ethan Ralph! Leave me alone I'm unique and special!"

He just pulled a "Only God can judge me reee" and a "Before you judge me, walk a mile in my shoes reee" type of generic instagram/facebook/snapchat "positivity" post.

He knows he's a basic bitch asshole, but also knows he really can't say anything about it because he's 100% in the wrong.
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if u can't handle me at my worst, then u dont deserve me at my best!! 😤😤
 
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gran_autismo said:
When I was really young the first place I ever lived on my own was this "mother in law cottage", a 110 sq ft shack sitting in an alley. Rent was only $200 a month though, everything was carpeted (including the toilet) and it was basically a kitchen, a toilet and a room to sleep in. Not a bad place to start out at honestly but would not want to be there in my mid-late 30s.

They used to own the house but they defaulted, it was bought up by a real investment group and now Ralph and his mom pay them to rent it. It's a really sad situation and if he wasn't such a shit human I'd feel bad for him.
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Holy shit, how badly do you have to fuck up to not be able to remortgage on a property that cheap? And then to let the buyer cuck you by continuing to pay rent there. Un-fucking-believable.

If they're able to pay rent, why weren't they able to pay the mortgage?
 
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TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo said:
Ralph and Faith moving in with Gator has the possibility to be the absolute greatest season of IBS. Imagine both of their fat sweaty faces on camera in Gator’s 1 1/2 apartment. Brooms and mops strewn about as we watch Janny Shanny clean it up in real time.
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Far more likely they will move in with Digi so all four can troon out together, maybe if they buy, the HRT or whatever drugs troons take, in bulk they will get a discount.

I would be willing to bet if Ralph gets his mother and him evicted he wouldn't give two fucks and simply find a new shithole for him and his skank. He is only staying with her because she doesn't make him pay rent, she don't care because I am sure she is on some form SSI/SSD, and we the taxpayers pay the rent.

I understand fucking up your own life but cannot fathom fucking up a disabled parents life just to save a few bucks so you don't have to go without your addictions.
 
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This right here? This is Ralph at his purest. Given that it's well past 7 PM where he is, he's probably already drunk as all hell. Any motivation you want to think of for Ralph? Just look at this. No matter what, he thinks that he's a survivor and that validates everything he has done and will ever do.
 
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