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- Aug 3, 2020
Yes, Lou, keep the new fucking computer on the edge of your tiny table so that when you bump it, your new computer will fall on the linoleum floor and break. Very smart of you instead of just turning your table, fat boy.
One of those costs $60?? Jesus fuck man I don't even pay that for most games.
His mom most likely would have made a post if the cat was sick or she really was worried that he was, but she never did. It was just lard ass lying about it.
Also to hop on the train with everyone else, why the fuck do you need 3 or 4 terabytes of storage? Your storage size does not need to match your physical size, Lou. I have 3 terabytes of storage in my comp but I have maybe half of that taken up? And of that 90%+ is games? Lou, you don't use Steam. You don't game on pc. You browse fucking porn and twitter and maybe every now and then you open up an ebook or something. Why would you ever on this fucking earth need 3TB of data? Why would you need one?
Let's do some quick maths. 3TB is 3145728MB. A 1920x1080 wallpaper is what I'll use for comparison here. That takes up 1.21 MB if stored as a lossless PNG file. I'm no math genius, but calculator tells me that's 2599775 and change wallpapers. Assuming that you use e621 to browse your porn, there are currently slightly over 2 million posts on there (2,002,069 at time of posting this). 60k of those are animated things, so assume you don't download those. If the average image is about the size of a wallpaper, you can download EVERY image off e621. Every. Single. One. And have room to spare.
TL;DR - Lou is fucking stupid.
I’m convinced he’s using all of his disability cash to buy these things in advance and then just tries to grift later so he can make some of that cash back and then go blow it on junk food. He’s getting free money from the government, he already gets all of his wants taken care of, he’s just lying out his ass so he can get some of that cash back so he has more to spend on gorging his putrid fat fucking face.
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Lou discovers DDoS protection on his shiny new PC as he goes to give more money to gneech and also reveals in his bookmarks bar exactly what purpose this $600 machine serves and what crucial-to-his-livelihood activities he plans on using it for.


http://archive.is/okiOd
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