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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
Eh, personally I don't find this "flood KoH Forums with porn" thing to be funny. Inevitably Phil's attention will be brought to it, he'll have to get off his ass and ban people, but all this will do will give him yet another thing to cry about and play the martyr for.
"You see these immature, mentally ill people who harass me? This is my life!"
Cue the whales giving him money to reassure him that everything will be okay. It is funny to see his fans act like nothing is wrong though, I'll give it that.
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True, but even if nobody floods his forums with porn, Phil will just say, "You have no idea what I have to deal with behind the scenes, they ways they try to hurt me and muh familee." Which is what he uses when he runs out of things to say because nobody has actually trolled him in a while, but it works just the same.

Might as well flood his forums with porn, then. If he's going to play a victim either way, he might as well have to look at poorly photoshopped Hulk Hogan penises that mock his gacha addiction and his closeted homosexuality. I'd rather hear him whine about this than that cardboard dick that he totally never received... for the thousandth time...

lavrentiyberia said:
When asked today if he had ever been hospitalized, he referred to a bout of hysterical blindness he experienced at one point, is this new lore?
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I believe it is...
Previously we've heard about back injuries and that car accident that melted half his face off or something as his hospital visits.
Did he give any more context to this? This also sounds like some random shit he would throw out sarcastically because he doesn't actually want to engage with his audience.
 
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I can't link to a timestamp yet, but here's the link to the still ongoing darkdave mirror https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWCnVA_CknWIB1m0XoAUrTg/live You can rewind to the point where he answers Mark McCauley's (dude no hint-hint guy) question at exactly 1:45PM his time. He was in high school and the doctors ran tests on him to see what was wrong, but couldn't find anything. Sounds a lot like Hitler's experience in WWI.

edit: ^ So was ‘dehydration’ a lie? Or was what he said today a lie? Because dehydration is not ‘nothing wrong’. I'm leaning towards the former, because I think this guy is full of psychosomatic illnesses, starting with his severely* herniated disc.

* Technical medical term of course. He even told us the part of the spine affected, C4 and C5, located at the top of the neck. DSP's spine is actually upside-down so his neck is in his lower back.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
If there is any form of Phil's lack of awareness that is absolutely beyond dispute, even to me, it's to the fact that normal people are not amused or fooled by his style of semantic bullshit that he uses to try to get out of being a hypocrite. He real, truly, does not get that at all. That, or has contempt for it because it spoils his fun. He has long come across to me like the typical Scooby-Doo villain: "I would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you meddling detractors!"
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That is what is frustrating about Phil. You can’t actually have an argument with him as all his arguments are loaded questions. The whole rant last night was started with his question for the audience, “would you find my streams more enjoyable if I sold out back in the day or how they are now?” Really the only possible answer to that question is you find the streams to be worse. It’s like when you see ads for campaign polls like “Do you think Biden is doing a good job standing up to Trump’s bigotry?” or “is the radical mainstream media unfair to Trump?” They are just designed to illicit one answer.

I think the perfect example of this was his 100 vest streak celebration. He first revealed the blue vest and his audience hated it. He the. gets made and tells his viewers to “give a factual reason why the vest is bad” which is impossible.

Sadly this is how most streamers are, especially the political ones. They have the mic and the power of moderation so it’s almost impossible to win a debate with them. Anyone who disagrees in chat doesn’t have a mic which makes it harder to present the opposing point. Also it’s the streamer vs whole chat so anyone with a good point can be ignored and the idiots can be used as strawmen to ridicule.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
Eh, personally I don't find this "flood KoH Forums with porn" thing to be funny. Inevitably Phil's attention will be brought to it, he'll have to get off his ass and ban people, but all this will do will give him yet another thing to cry about and play the martyr for.
"You see these immature, mentally ill people who harass me? This is my life!"
Cue the whales giving him money to reassure him that everything will be okay. It is funny to see his fans act like nothing is wrong though, I'll give it that.
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It's funny to me, not in the go out and do it and fuck with him sense, but it does show just another side of a personality trait of his. He pretends to care about his forum a lot and insists on having it, yet he doesn't even go on there. Has some of this stuff been up for 2+ days at this point? Does he not check on it semi-regularly? That's what I find funny about it. If he cries about it he, once again, has no one to blame but himself.
 
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leChinkyRaccoon said:
It's funny to me, not in the go out and do it and fuck with him sense, but it does show just another side of a personality trait of his. He pretends to care about his forum a lot and insists on having it, yet he doesn't even go on there. Has some of this stuff been up for 2+ days at this point? Does he not check on it semi-regularly? That's what I find funny about it. If he cries about it he, once again, has no one to blame but himself.
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Its turned to shit since popsicolo left so I think he was really active in moderating the forum.
 
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lavrentiyberia said:
I can't link to a timestamp yet, but here's the link to the still ongoing darkdave mirror https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWCnVA_CknWIB1m0XoAUrTg/live You can rewind to the point where he answers Mark McCauley's (dude no hint-hint guy) question at exactly 1:45PM his time. He was in high school and the doctors ran tests on him to see what was wrong, but couldn't find anything. Sounds a lot like Hitler's experience in WWI.

edit: ^ So was ‘dehydration’ a lie? Or was what he said today a lie? Because dehydration is not ‘nothing wrong’. I'm leaning towards the former, because I think this guy is full of psychosomatic illnesses, starting with his severely* herniated disc.

* Technical medical term of course. He even told us the part of the spine affected, C4 and C5, located at the top of the neck. DSP's spine is actually upside-down so his neck is in his lower back.
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I'll go with the obvious answer: it's all lies.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
I believe it is...
Previously we've heard about back injuries and that car accident that melted half his face off or something as his hospital visits.
Did he give any more context to this? This also sounds like some random shit he would throw out sarcastically because he doesn't actually want to engage with his audience.
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I wonder if he’s slowing leaching kat’s experiences and somehow making them his own
 
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OIC was in Wings' chat gifting some subs (10 in total), he's been subbed 3 months (same amount as with Phil), and he was posting suspect shit. Turns out he found Phil through the troll channels and still watches them regularly, his favorite is Snort Burnell. I just don't understand what encourages people to do this, he's wasted over $1,500 already.
 
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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
OIC was in Wings' chat gifting some subs (10 in total), he's been subbed 3 months (same amount as with Phil), and he was posting suspect shit. Turns out he found Phil through the troll channels and still watches them regularly, his favorite is Snort Burnell. I just don't understand what encourages people to do this, he's wasted over $1,500 already.
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He's a bigger attention seeking retard than we thought then.
 
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Shaocuckartist saved da vest streak with his $25 in tardbux. Someone should ask if Phil remembers who saved the streak from one night to the next and see him flail around and go "No, why would I do that?" - The wheelchairs should realize no one remembers who saved the streak for the day, but the bank remembers how much money you pulled out from one day to the next.
 
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