🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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This right here is a snapshot that explains all of this. This here is why Ethan Ralph has 2220 pages on KF. He is just too arrogant and too narrow-minded to listen to anyone else, consider his own actions or learn from anything. He is a petty and impulsive asshole who feels compelled to conduct himself in a disgraceful manner and cannot control it.

Ladies and lads, there is more corn to come yet. Fire up the popcorn machines. :popcorn:
It's extra fun to read Ralph tweets and imagine them in Cartman's voice.
 
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Sporting a nice $30 Harbor Bay button-up from DXL tonight, trying to hide his freakishly short raptor arms.
You can't hide them Ralph, the truth is out there.

Edit: haha he's got speculum marks on his forehead, they had to fish him out of his mother just like he fishes burgers out of the trash.
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Does this genius not realize that there are places on your body where hair grows besides your scalp? You don't just get a win if you don't take a court ordered drug test. I'd be willing to bet they find your ass in contempt of court and throw you in jail. Shaving your head to get out of a drug test is one of the the dumbest things I have ever heard.

Then again, Ralph probably wouldn't understand that.
 
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