Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[ButterMyMuffin]

Chantal, you don't remember a goddamn thing from the 80's. You were born in 1984.

At least speak about it from the past tense.

Sure, she watched John Hughes movies, listened to Madonna, played Duck Hunt, and ate Spagettio's (she might actually remember that one from the 80's, but she would have been barely 4 or 5 at the most if she does remember it). But all of those other "memories" she didn't make until the early to mid-90's at the earliest.

Anyone remember when she claimed she had a mullet in the 80's? When you were fucking 3? You had a mullet?

 

[FatappleePinup]

You know what would have been great, she could’ve recreated the 4 lunches the Breakfast Club brought for detention ( I think 4 is right? If i recall, John didnt bring lunch). And she could easily put away 4 lunches. Now that would’ve been clever. Too clever for our gorl in fact.

 

[7thchin]

On the bright side Chinny, only 1 more chin to go until that god-forsaken tattoo is gone for good!
I reckon by Christmas, it'll be a thing of the past.

 

[Reverend]

What is up with all the sloppy joe posts?

Sloppy Joes date back to the 1930's at least; nothing 80's about them. I hope Farmers aren't making the same mistake Clotso does and mistaking their own childhood grub for a culinary trend.

What's the use anyway? She can't cook anything unless she roasts it in the oven.

Sloppy Joes were big in the 80s cause they came in a can and it was a way to get "BBQ" without all the effort.

 

[Random Internet Person]

OMFG you guys have been sperging for pages about how much better she coulda woulda shoulda done the 80s video. Give it a rest, Jesus

We just wanted Chantal to give a modicum of effort.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

You know what would have been great, she could’ve recreated the 4 lunches the Breakfast Club brought for detention ( I think 4 is right? If i recall, John didnt bring lunch). And she could easily put away 4 lunches. Now that would’ve been clever. Too clever for our gorl in fact.

Awesome idea! (Except we know Chantal would never eat an apple and a banana). Everything else, I can believe.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

Sloppy Joes were big in the 80s cause they came in a can and it was a way to get "BBQ" without all the effort.

I just remember it being ground meat, condensed tomato soup and seasoning, mom wasn't going to pay the extra for manwich. And, now, I'm going to try to forget...again. I'll take frozen chicken Kiev over that any day tbh

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

On the bright side Chinny, only 1 more chin to go until that god-forsaken tattoo is gone for good!
I reckon by Christmas, it'll be a thing of the past.
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She's getting a very Jen-like profile. The blubber in her cheeks, chin and back of her neck is drooping down like tube socks full of wet sand.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Awesome idea! (Except we know Chantal would never eat an apple and a banana). Everything else, I can believe.

Oh yes she would. Remember when she ate 4 whole cucumbers? I'll never forget.

A year ago I was at a club in jamaica. I showed up early to get food. All black yardies (rasta men) smoking weed and jamming to dub. Then this huge, fried blond haired, top heavy sixty year old woman lumbers in with her hot little mandingo on her arm. What that poor man had to do for a green card. I really like to think that was Chantal's aunt.

 

[AbraCadaver]

OMFG you guys have been sperging for pages about how much better she coulda woulda shoulda done the 80s video. Give it a rest, Jesus

Make me, dad

Thing is, as others have said, the 80’s were not some far off era, but a part of most of her followers’ childhood. She could have made this vid very popular if she’d nostalgia-baited and brought up hard-to-find old brands, talked about older media watched as a kid...stuff for the viewers to say “Ohhhh I remember that!” This could have been a slam dunk to cash in on the always-popular “remember all this shite from your childhood?” feels.

No one gets nostalgic for cool ranch doritos.

 

[F L A P S]

She got the latchkey kid diet down right. It's just all shit that busy/lazy/poor parents can trust their kids to prepare and eat without burning the house down while they work long hours. That's all this "meal" reminded me of. If she had added top ramen, hot dogs, cup of noodles, sunny D, those little plastic "juice" cups that look like barrels with the foil tops and the freeze pops, all of which are just colored sugar water she would have nailed the diet of plenty of kids back then.

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

Would have been funnier if she had just cosplayed as Patrick Bateman sipping Diet Pepsi at Dorsia, then murdering Peetz. After all, that's what everyone was totally doing in the 80's.

 

[Occipital Fupa]

In my opinion, it's useless to sperg on what Chantal could have made as an 80's meal; it's obvious she wanted to binge on the same crap she was eating as a kid. I have no doubt grandma filled her with Spaghetti-o to shut her up if only for five minutes.

Plus, Chantal made the effort to purchase a cheap Madonna-esque costume on Amazon (and to convince Peetz to go downstairs to grab it). She also made the effort of heating up the spaghetti-o in the microwave and the pizza bites in the oven. Oh, she had to open the Doritos bag, too.

That was enough efforts for one video. We should be grateful, I suppose.


ETA (didn't want to double post)
In reference @Bilibin message just below : You're actually not wrong. She does look upset. Perhaps thinking that the 80's was the only period in her life where she was still at a normal weight for her age got her all emotional?

 

[Bilibin]

Nobody has mentioned this so far but throughout her 80's video, she's clearly very upset at something. Her eyes are very wet, she's looking up to the ceiling and blinking to stop the tears from flowing. I doubt these are tears of joy over alphabet soup, so either something happened or she has crashed from this short manic phase she has been in the last few days.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Would have been funnier if she had just cosplayed as Patrick Bateman sipping Diet Pepsi at Dorsia, then murdering Peetz. After all, that's what everyone was totally doing in the 80's.

You forget that Bateman was meticulously groomed and dressed and totally grossed out by vulgarity.

 

[Creme Egg]

I've only just noticed but her face is actually too fat to even fit sunglasses now. Her cheeks are so fat they push the glasses up.

 

[Chomp Shh I Said Shh]

All I could think when I saw her 80s meal was, “that shit looks disgusting. I can’t believe she paid money for that.” Yet she gobbled it up excitedly.

I think the melancholy that people are picking up on in this video is Chantal wishing she was still a child. Chantal’s happiest time in her life was coming home after school and gorging on crappy cheap food in front of the tv.

It’s quite obvious that her mother is the type to continually restock the kitchen for her lonely obese child, rather than address the disordered eating (reference- family pizza party mukbang vid in which mama Chantal eagerly offers more pooteen sludge to her dying daughter). Some fucked up parents equate feeding to love, due to guilt of past mistakes. I think this is very much the case (keto fudge? What a psycho Mother).

Its all very bleak, but at the same time, there are a multitude of adults out there with the same childhood, who turned things around with much fewer resources than our spoiled queen.

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

Oh yes she would. Remember when she ate 4 whole cucumbers? I'll never forget.

Also remember, she had a gallon of ranch to go with those. Imagine what she would add to a banana or apple?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Also remember, she had a gallon of ranch to go with those. Imagine what she would add to a banana or apple?

Caramel dip a la Mickey D's?

 

[AbraCadaver]

Also remember, she had a gallon of ranch to go with those. Imagine what she would add to a banana or apple?

An entire pizza. Don’t worry, the apple will cancel it out.