🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[I'd abeeb bear]

Welp, we can hope for Mr. Vickers to drop some hot goss tomorrow.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ralph's obsession with Jess Southern is creepy.

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

Ralph has money in savings. I don't see why he wouldn't go after it. He told me in private he had saved up something like $50k from the high point of IBS days and Ade confirmed that number (without being prompted). It's definitely true.

Ralph's crackshack is the shittiest house in the neighborhood. Buy it, kick them out, upgrade it comparable to the house on the right and sell it.

 

[Circumspicious]

Good thing there's so much automation in the trucking industry these days, otherwise Ralph might've been on the hook for all the deaths he'd cause putting his audience to sleep.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

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Matt dropping bombs on Warski.

Pretty sad that all you really have to do to win in IBS 2.0 is step away from the drama, get an honest job, and own a home.

Who knew IRL accomplishments could hold such weight?

 

[Delicious Diversity]

That's unfortunate. Imagine burning your Internet bandwidth to the ground desperately trying to stream this garbage.

Not only that but Kaz is in the UK and it's 05:40 here, show started at like 03:00AM. Considering how Kaz frequently starts the restream late or forgets to at all I suspect he doesn't really want to do it, but the Gunt is threatening to dox him or blackmail him with something.

We know he made similar threats to control FullBlast regarding chat moderation and he looked mad tonight.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Man, the ghosts of killstream victims are dragging the gunt like kira from jojo.

 

[L. Duse]

Not only that but Kaz is in the UK and it's 05:40 here, show started at like 03:00AM. Considering how Kaz frequently starts the restream late or forgets to at all I suspect he doesn't really want to do it, but the Gunt is threatening to dox him or blackmail him with something.

We know he made similar threats to control FullBlast regarding chat moderation and he looked mad tonight.

I am under the impression that Kaz's work allows him to work the graveyard shift. IT server maintenance usually takes place at unholy hours after all.

One can guess that he works in IT considering that after Gator, Kaz is the "play the clip!" person who is responsible for making sure the show runs smoothly.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Talk about throwing stones from glass houses:

 

[TheSimpShow]

Not only that but Kaz is in the UK and it's 05:40 here, show started at like 03:00AM. Considering how Kaz frequently starts the restream late or forgets to at all I suspect he doesn't really want to do it, but the Gunt is threatening to dox him or blackmail him with something.

We know he made similar threats to control FullBlast regarding chat moderation and he looked mad tonight.

Well it might have pissed him off I was shilling Phantom Organizations stream, unhindered, in the chat.

 

[Circumspicious]

Talk about throwing stones from glass houses:

This guy is fucking shameless holy shit.

Also why haven't PPP and Godwinson had Ellington or Cog on yet?

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Talk about throwing stones from glass houses:
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God damn...taking a bath eh? The boy can't even pick up his room.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Talk about throwing stones from glass houses:
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Uhhhhm ralph did you not realise you just spent a segment of your show shitting on the people who made that movie. These guys are completely schizophrenic in their takes at this point its amazing.

 

[Vetti]

This guy is fucking shameless holy shit.

Also why haven't PPP and Godwinson had Ellington or Cog on yet?

Cog has worse stream presence than mundanematt.

 

[Freeman]

Uhhhhm ralph did you not realise you just spent a segment of your show shitting on the people who made that movie. These guys are completely schizophrenic in their takes at this point its amazing.

He must not have seen Daddy Dax's hot takes before he did the show, expect a 180 from him or he'll just never mention it again.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

Guys, imagine for a sec how awkward and self-conscious Ralph must be about his breath now, assuming that him and Faith are really still together.

Thinking that your breath smells like tampons when you're about to kiss, wondering what she does every time she's on the phone, in the bathroom, in the shower. Is she sexting an a-log? Is she reading my thread? Is she sending more nudes to Chris? Is she playing @Crystal Golem 's mini game to see my true decision making?

This is the gunts true defeat while he is with Faith.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Talk about throwing stones from glass houses:
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The self awareness. Wait is that oof curator? The guy who had his own pill stream where his wife slapped the shit out of him?

 

[Sam Losco]

Well YouTube is being a piece of shit and has been sitting at 0% processed for a good half hour now, so fuck it, going to upload straight here too.

My channel has a little over 200 subs. That video clip had about 157 views, or close to, and I didn't even post that one here, when he Tweeted about it. It's over 250 now. I'm a literal nobody, yet Ralph somehow found it (thanks Gator), and was so bothered by the title, he not only Tweeted about it, but turned it into a short bit on tonight's show. He's even thinner skinned then I thought.

I like how he starts out talking shit about how "obviously these people don't watch a lot because I always treat callers like shit!" then says "by the way this guy has watched the show a lot". lol He would only know that because I said it here.

I clipped it, not because it's something new, but because the camera adds a new element to it.

Hey Ralph, the Lakers suck.

 

[SimoHayha]

This guy is fucking shameless holy shit.

Also why haven't PPP and Godwinson had Ellington or Cog on yet?

Smellington is too retarded.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Guys, imagine for a sec how awkward and self-conscious Ralph must be about his breath now, assuming that him and Faith are really still together.

Thinking that your breath smells like tampons when you're about to kiss, wondering what she does every time she's on the phone, in the bathroom, in the shower. Is she sexting an a-log? Is she reading my thread? Is she sending more nudes to Chris? Is she playing @Crystal Golem 's mini game to see my true decision making?

This is the gunts true defeat while he is with Faith.

I've been waiting for an AYLAWG to screenshot and archive dildo heads DMs about his tampon breath but I've yet to see it and I'm not ambitious enough. I know we have video but yeah...a picture is worth a thousand words or some shit.

Maybe it did happen already but fuck this thread moves fast.

Well YouTube is being a piece of shit and has been sitting at 0% processed for a good half hour now, so fuck it, going to upload straight here too.

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My channel has a little over 200 subs. That video clip had about 157 views, or close to, and I didn't even post that one here, when he Tweeted about it. It's over 250 now. I'm a literal nobody, yet Ralph somehow found it (thanks Gator), and was so bothered by the title, he not only Tweeted about it, but turned it into a short bit on tonight's show. He's even thinner skinned then I thought.

I like how he starts out talking shit about how "obviously these people don't watch a lot because I always treat callers like shit!" then says "by the way this guy has watched the show a lot". lol He would only know that because I said it here.

I clipped it, not because it's something new, but because the camera adds a new element to it.

Hey Ralph, the Lakers suck.

You are a literal nobody and I love you, but I enjoy the clips you make. I like the part where he says you made a HEADLINE like it was a news story viewed by millions.