🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Kaiser Aura said:
I've been waiting for an AYLAWG to screenshot and archive dildo heads DMs about his tampon breath but I've yet to see it and I'm not ambitious enough. I know we have video but yeah...a picture is worth a thousand words or some shit.

Maybe it did happen already but fuck this thread moves fast.
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I got you bud:
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gran_autismo said:
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Sporting a nice $30 Harbor Bay button-up from DXL tonight, trying to hide his freakishly short raptor arms.
You can't hide them Ralph, the truth is out there.

Edit: haha he's got speculum marks on his forehead, they had to fish him out of his mother just like he fishes burgers out of the trash.
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Kyler is gonna become chemo friends with him. Cancer patients should support each other.
 
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FundusOHoolihan said:
Ralph's crackshack is the shittiest house in the neighborhood. Buy it, kick them out, upgrade it comparable to the house on the right and sell it.
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This would be so much better than any gay lawsuit.... Literally taking the Gunt Shack away and booting his ass to the kerb. Erect a statue on the property of a giant coathanger to mark the official abortion of the retort .... or build and sell ... but alogs gotta dream.

C'mon Mr Vickers, let's goooooo
 
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Sam Losco said:
Well YouTube is being a piece of shit and has been sitting at 0% processed for a good half hour now, so fuck it, going to upload straight here too.

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My channel has a little over 200 subs. That video clip had about 157 views, or close to, and I didn't even post that one here, when he Tweeted about it. It's over 250 now. I'm a literal nobody, yet Ralph somehow found it (thanks Gator), and was so bothered by the title, he not only Tweeted about it, but turned it into a short bit on tonight's show. He's even thinner skinned then I thought.

I like how he starts out talking shit about how "obviously these people don't watch a lot because I always treat callers like shit!" then says "by the way this guy has watched the show a lot". lol He would only know that because I said it here.

I clipped it, not because it's something new, but because the camera adds a new element to it.

Hey Ralph, the Lakers suck.
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why did he shave his head, looks like krang from the teenage mutant ninja turtles... well if krang was born with fetal alcohol syndrome
 
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assburger-king said:
why did he shave his head, looks like krang from the teenage mutant ninja turtles... well if krang was born with fetal alcohol syndrome
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Well one post saw a superchat that had might be getting tested for drugs due to the pending litigation and decided to shave it off since weed stays in the hair longer, but I think it was the first of many public meltdowns that he's realizing he's going to be sued/his career is a sinking ship.
 
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This is slightly off topic for this thread, but fucking Jarbo just won't stop bringing the fire:
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He's gone Full Jihad, and I fucking love it. He needs to stay on this arc. If he permanently transforms himself into the guy who is writing these tweets, I would actually start watching his videos again.
 
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GameDevAnon said:
This is slightly off topic for this thread, but fucking Jarbo just won't stop bringing the fire:
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He's gone Full Jihad, and I fucking love it. He needs to stay on this arc. If he permanently transforms himself into the guy who is writing these tweets, I would actually start watching his videos again.
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2 years in the making, I kinda wished he was like this 2 years ago.
 
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GameDevAnon said:
He's gone Full Jihad, and I fucking love it. He needs to stay on this arc. If he permanently transforms himself into the guy who is writing these tweets, I would actually start watching his videos again.
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I want him to go against Ralph or Warski so bad. It'd be fucking hilarious.

Especially Warski. Fuck that dolt.
 
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