Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[JaneThough]

On what fucking planet does bus fare cost $10-20?! The average for the US is $1.50, and the most expensive hovers around $3. What kind of idiots buy this?

 

[Sintharia]

Fuckin' A dude, we get it, you're starving to death. You would not wait in line, you get all pissy when your Grubhub is running later than you expected. You'd get out of your hypothetical vehicle (lol like you'd ever drive yourself) and do like the hero in old spaghetti westerns stopping the train from being robbed: run on the top of all the cars to get that sweet sweet pizza relief. You fat fuck.

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You made a mistake here. As if Lou would ever run.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Holy fuck. The lie that he had to turn down a sale cause his nephew is going to bed is my favourite so far.

It's my favourite because there are just so many ways to get around it, and his 40 year old dumb ass is just too stupid to realize it. Lie or not, he actually thinks that's a relatable excuse.

I like that he didn't even think to make the story so his nephew was already asleep. Then he could at least try to push some bullshit that he can't leave his room because the nephew is a light sleeper, and his super abusive parents will be mad if he wakes the kid.

Nah he didn't even think that far. The kid is just GOING to bed. He's not even there yet. He's not even asleep

Just a miraculously poorly thought out attempt for attention.


God, I want Louis to start drinking

There's also the alleged immunocompromised parents...............

 

[The Dude]

Fuckin' A dude, we get it, you're starving to death. You would not wait in line, you get all pissy when your Grubhub is running later than you expected. You'd get out of your hypothetical vehicle (lol like you'd ever drive yourself) and do like the hero in old spaghetti westerns stopping the train from being robbed: run on the top of all the cars to get that sweet sweet pizza relief. You fat fuck.

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I'm convinced that stuffing his fat face, acquiring consumer electronics, and anthropomorphic jungle cats with unrealistically big tiddies is all Louie cares about or thinks of. Well, aside from his greedy lust for the almighty dollar, of course. Aside from occasionally bitching about whatever, those are the only things he ever talks about 95% of the time. He never talks about movies, television, music, literature, hobbies...just a very narrow set of core interests, and they all have to do with Louie receiving something in some way. And being obsessively fixated on just a few core interests is one of the major signs of being on the Autism Spectrum. It's just so unhealthy, but at this point "unhealthy" may as well be Louie's middle name. And I guess you don't get to a point in life where you need to buy XXXXX-L shirts and having more chins than the Beijing white pages and NOT have an unhealthy fixation with food and eating an unreasonable amount of it.

 

[General Disarray]

On what fucking planet does bus fare cost $10-20?! The average for the US is $1.50, and the most expensive hovers around $3. What kind of idiots buy this?

I screened the area's transit system website before ITT, and they accept electronic payment like most bus systems do in the US. You can load your card with a pass, with a set amount of money, or you can use an app and load money on that (a per-ride type deal). So no, he does not need that much money for bus fare. Our transit system costs $2.00 ($2.25 when using cash) and you get a 45-minute automatic transfer. So if he waddles quickly, he can get in and out of the store within that time frame and still use the bus on the same dime he paid to get there.

 

[0 0]

Can’t fall asleep so I figured I’d go see if Lou has done something stupid enough it’s give me an aneurism and I’d pass out and by god he almost fucking did.

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“I just begged for $600 for a new PC which got here today and then I was bleeding so profusely from my foot that it left large smears with each every step but I was completely broke so I had to beg for money for a pizza so I could let it magically heal up completely in a single day despite the fact it’s take a week at least to heal enough to recover from a cut deep enough to cause that much bleeding, and now I magically have $100 somehow and am so healed. Can go food shopping now but also give me 20 fucking bucks for the bus even though I already revealed I have money and also I’m still going to whine about how I want more.”

Lou, you aren’t even fucking trying to hide your grifting anymore. Good lord.

Him instantly begging for bus fare is great, and not only because he just got a $600 computer, but because he literally just did this.

 

[Excellent at Mediocrity]

When I was one year old I had an accident that resulted in the amputation of the great toe of my right foot. The doctors basically cut a triangular flap of skin from the bottom of my toe, took off the rest of the toe, smoothed out the bit of bone that was left, and folded the flap of skin up and stitched it to my foot. It required a couple dozen stitches. The doctors told my parents that I probably wouldn't want to walk for days or even a week or two, and that was OK. My parents had been up for three days straight and we were all emotionally and physically exhausted, so when we got home the three of us laid down on the rug in our front room and went to sleep. A few hours later my parents woke up to the sounds of "clomp clomp clomp"...I had woken up before them, climbed into my dad's cowboy boots, and was stomping around on the linoleum floor of the living room and the sound woke my parents up. They were...less than amused.

I've also broken or disjointed the little toes of both feet several times in my life. The last time my doctor wrote me a note to excuse me from a week and a half of work and strongly advised me to stay off my foot. However, I was working as a site manager for six different job sites at the time with 45 employees under me and I had no one who could cover for me. So I taped my toe up, put on a boot brace, and didn't miss a day of work. Even when my boss kept telling me to go home I just replied "Who will do my job while I'm home?" And at the time my sites were short-staffed, so I was often working 20-30hrs of overtime each week to make sure all our hours were covered, on my feet most of the time.

Sometimes you just have to cowboy up, work through the pain, and get shit done. But Louie? All he knows is sitting on his ass, begging for money to get greasy take-out food, and beating off to big-titty tigers and Wonder Woman lions.

I wonder if Lou has any idea how many people have ignored minor bone fractures and not complained half as much as he has any A BLISTER!
I've spoken to multiple medical professionals who have told me about patients who respond to "when did you break your ___?" with "I never knew I did break it. Maybe 20 years ago when I had that bad sprain?"

 

[The Dude]

I screened the area's transit system website before ITT, and they accept electronic payment like most bus systems do in the US. You can load your card with a pass, with a set amount of money, or you can use an app and load money on that (a per-ride type deal). So no, he does not need that much money for bus fare. Our transit system costs $2.00 ($2.25 when using cash) and you get a 45-minute automatic transfer. So if he waddles quickly, he can get in and out of the store within that time frame and still use the bus on the same dime he paid to get there.

What do you mean Louie "doesn't need that much" for bus fare? What if he needs to stop for three or four Big Macs on the way to the store and a 40 piece chicken nuggets on the way home? You just want to see a poor tranzwummun to starve! And what do you mean "get in and out of Walmart in 45mins"? The man needs to stop by the electronics and the toy aisles before he does his food shopping, just like any mature adult would! And those little electric scooty-puffs are too slow to go everywhere in the store that Louie wants to see in only 45mins! I mean, you don't expect him to actually WALK on his FEET, do you?! That would be too stressful on Louie's poor heart! And think about his foot boo-boo! You Nazi, fascist, transphobic, Kiwi Farmer, fascist Nazi! Why are you trying to get Louie to kill himself?! You're so unreasonable and cruel!

I wonder if Lou has any idea how many people have ignored minor bone fractures and not complained half as much as he has any A BLISTER!
I've spoken to multiple medical professionals who have told me about patients who respond to "when did you break your ___?" with "I never knew I did break it. Maybe 20 years ago when I had that bad sprain?"

Highly doubtful. Louie doesn’t seem to have a well-formed theory of mind. He thinks everyone is just like him, so that means whenever someone gets a little owie they spend weeks doing nothing aside from sitting on their ass in front of the boobtube, bitching on the Tweeter, and ordering fattening fast food to be delivered to them so they don't have to get up. Louie's also VERY self-centered, so whatever minor discomfort he feels is so much worse than anything anyone else could feel. Things like duty, work ethic, responsibility, and sacrifice are such foreign concepts to Lard-ass that they may as well be little green men from Zeta-Reticuli.

 

[SIGSEGV]

You're so unreasonable and cruel!

Yes.

 

[Lurk]

The irony

Lou once again has definitely not been reading this thread

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Nobody uses 2tb for pictures anymore. What a fat liar.

 

[SIGSEGV]

>only 4 USB ports
I could tell Lou how to solve this problem, but I won't. Not just because he'd go for the most expensive option on other people's dime, though. The solution is just so painfully obvious that if he can't figure it out, he deserves to suffer with having a very reasonable number of USB ports.

 

[The Dude]

Nobody uses 2tb for pictures anymore. What a fat liar.

Well, maybe not for photos they've personally taken. But I have no doubt that Louie (not his mother) has 2tb of "pictures" of some kind.

 

[0 0]

The irony
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Lou once again has definitely not been reading this thread
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>only 4 USB ports
I could tell Lou how to solve this problem, but I won't. Not just because he'd go for the most expensive option on other people's dime, though. The solution is just so painfully obvious that if he can't figure it out, he deserves to suffer with having a very reasonable number of USB ports.

All Louis has to do is pour milk onto his computer's motherboard. Any idiot who's built their own computer understands that the calcium in the liquid acts as electrolytes and accelerates the connection between the nodes, resulting in better load times and larger memory space.

But then he'll need to upgrade his RAM to fully capitalize on this upgrade, even though anyone can find a lot of websites where they can download more RAM for free. He's probably too stupid to know this.

 

[SIGSEGV]

REDACTED

What the fuck dude, you're not supposed to post this where normalfags can see it!

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I remembered this oldie that had been forgotten in my hard drive from Louie boy and thought I'd toss this in considering how he was grifting for a computer again. I saved this in June 2018, for context.

Lou definitely had a bank account and a debit card in 2019:

https://web.archive.org/web/20191208045548if_/https://twitter.com/pghprrf/status/1203522579736223744

(He eventually found his wallet, and totally tried to refund all those people who sent him money to replace everything, yinz guys.)

https://web.archive.org/web/20191208174949if_/https://twitter.com/pghprrf/status/1203726221479206912

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Lou even people with hemophilia have wounds stop bleeding after a matter of hours unless they are life threatening lacerations, of which you have shown us all your foot before and that’s a fucking wart at the very worst.

And yet you expect people to believe that your foot has been winded and bleeding for a month now, and that it has never closed up, and it’s bleeding so much that it leaves stains on the floor where you walk, implying that despite having a continuously wounded foot that bleeds and has not closed properly in an entire month, you are knowingly and willfully walking around on it undressed and barefoot?


http://archive.is/IqFpt

You’re either lying out your ass (new low for you you’ve never done that before I know) or you’ve been intentionally picking at and ripping open your foot for a month straight just so you have more grift opportunity, in which case I really hope it gets painfully infected to the point every step you take causes a spurt of puss to burst out and you end up losing the entire foot, just so we all can make fun of you for it for the rest of your life and you’ll go down in history as “the fat fuck that got his own foot chopped off for Twitter money”.

Also lol, Louie Boy wants you to call him a queen.


http://archive.is/wsEtF

“IM A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN YINZ GUYS, BOW TO ME UWU”

 

[SIGSEGV]

>Ma'am - Yep
IT'S MA'AM

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Always tries to justify himself by saying he gave it to/bought it for his mom/nephew. And I absolutely love when he declares he's giving up. It's like one of his catchphrases, like "I haven't eaten today and probably won't" and "I'm quietly crying as I type this".

Now that we're bring up body injuries and their impact on daily living, I too have had my share. Knee/foot/hip injuries. No doctors or crutches... Just a lot of pain and limping while I did all my usual work. I did use the scooter at the local food store a few times though, that was fun. Even more hilarious is I have actually had a (really painful) foot bleeding for weeks! A result of aggressively attacking a wart for a long time. But it never bled through my socks or trailed because I covered it up like a normal person when I was done fucking with it, and I still did my fucking work every day.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I've broken my big toe in a freak accident last year. Took a week for the bone to heal enough to use my normal gait, and even before healing I could walk around with some care.
Fortunately it was a weekend and I had paid leave scheduled for next week, so it was all good.

Lou is absolutely bullshitting, and apparently a lot of people can't or don't want to see that.