Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[SIGSEGV]

Oh but didn't you realize that all anti-trans families like to keep their tranny kid in the home as long as possible

I'd do the same thing in their position. God forbid my shameful progeny is revealed to the outside world. No, it's far less embarrassing to keep them chained up in the basement.

 

[The Dude]

The "blood" on the floor from Lard-o's "injury" looked a lot like berry juice. It was just too vivid a red to be blood or even ketchup. If it had been real blood it would have been much darker and would have gone a rusty color if it had started to dry. And who the fuck takes pics of their blood trail? And if it's bleeding like that, then why isn't it bandaged? And it wouldn't be bleeding like that after all these weeks anyways. He needs to just drop this lie, because every time he posts about it he just looks more like a liar who has no clue what it's like to have a real wound.

Who knows; that could be the "Stuff" folder...
I mean, if someone'll proudly display their "Furry" folder, who knows what they deem worth hiding in the insidious "Stuff" one.............

My guess would be CP. CP and zoo porn. I have no doubts that aside from being a furfaggot, Louie is also a sick fuck deep down inside.

Nothing really too interesting and I’m only really posting this because I know Louie Boy reads everything we say and I want him to have a rage fit but what a way to end the Fatman vs. Internet Dragon saga.

Aark out here bragging about his success and happiness while also taking an unsubtle shot at Lou.
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As I said a while back, I just love the juxtaposition between these two furfags. Aark is living his best life and has a career he enjoys and people who love him, and Louie Boy who is a fat greasy slob that does nothing but lay around all day stuffing his face and leeching off every last drop of good will his parents have tries to pick a fight with him and gets verbally tombstoned.

Meanwhile what is Louie doing while Aark works for a living?
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Trying to use turning down a sale on one of his gadgets because the nephew he said he wanted to beat the shit out of is sleeping, and hoping that makes you think he’s a good person that deserves your money.

Lou has such an amazing habit of picking fights with people who are way better off than him and attracting faux-friendships with people who are just as raging cows as he is.

Side note: I’m jealous that dude has a Kimber, and what the fuck is Heathenism? Isn’t that pagan stuff?

Edit:
Yeah I googled it and it’s neopaganism. Why the fuck are so many furries in to that lately?

I was willing to overlook Aark being a furfag, but I'm afraid he's lost some of my respect. A Kimber? Really? Why pay that kind of money for poor quality? He could have gotten a SIG or Dan Wesson 1911 for the same money and had a much nicer gun. Even a Colt would be better. Kimber uses junky, soft steel for their slides and metal injection molded small parts. Ask any gunsmith to change the sights on a Kimber. If it requires cutting the dovetail at all they will tell you to take a hike. There's a reason MARSOC dropped their contract with Kimber and went with Colt for their new 1911s. I guess no one is perfect.

 

[SIGSEGV]

The "blood" on the floor from Lard-o's "injury" looked a lot like berry juice. It was just too vivid a red to be blood or even ketchup. If it had been real blood it would have been much darker and would have gone a rusty color if it had started to dry. And who the fuck takes pics of their blood trail? And if it's bleeding like that, then why isn't it bandaged? And it wouldn't be bleeding like that after all these weeks anyways. He needs to just drop this lie, because every time he posts about it he just looks more like a liar who has no clue what it's like to have a real wound.

It's like he's never even cut himself while shaving. How can you be 37 and not know what blood looks like?

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

The "blood" on the floor from Lard-o's "injury" looked a lot like berry juice. It was just too vivid a red to be blood or even ketchup. If it had been real blood it would have been much darker and would have gone a rusty color if it had started to dry. And who the fuck takes pics of their blood trail? And if it's bleeding like that, then why isn't it bandaged? And it wouldn't be bleeding like that after all these weeks anyways. He needs to just drop this lie, because every time he posts about it he just looks more like a liar who has no clue what it's like to have a real wound.



My guess would be CP. CP and zoo porn. I have no doubts that aside from being a furfaggot, Louie is also a sick fuck deep down inside.



I was willing to overlook Aark being a furfag, but I'm afraid he's lost some of my respect. A Kimber? Really? Why pay that kind of money for poor quality? He could have gotten a SIG or Dan Wesson 1911 for the same money and had a much nicer gun. Even a Colt would be better. Kimber uses junky, soft steel for their slides and metal injection molded small parts. Ask any gunsmith to change the sights on a Kimber. If it requires cutting the dovetail at all they will tell you to take a hike. There's a reason MARSOC dropped their contract with Kimber and went with Colt for their new 1911s. I guess no one is perfect.

Depends on the specific model I guess. I owned a couple a long ass time ago but had to sell them, and they were some of the best damn shooters I ever had the pleasure of holding. Their Custom was my favorite before I got in to the glock hype (I like to tinker and mod shit leave me alone). I’ve heard good things about their Custom 2 and their CCP models aside from the slide pin being their dumb injected metal casting whatthefuck. The only issues are they do things so tightly you have to put more than a thousand rounds through one before it’s reliable. I’ve been wanting to get one again but everything in 45 is sold out and I’m never able to find one, plus all the damn backlogs where it takes months and months to get an approval.

Don’t know anything about their newer stuff though, so the quality might have tanked. I could drone on about my Kimber nostalgia but we’re here to talk about Lardass, who is still fat and I would not have sex with him.

It's like he's never even cut himself while shaving. How can you be 37 and not know what blood looks like?

And again I swear I’ve seen those pictures before on one of his previous grifts for this exact same thing “I’m leaving a blood trail everywhere so I need pizza money so I don’t have to leave PLEASE PLEASE YINZ GIYS ANYBODY PLEASE!!!”

And why is it always pizza? You can order cheap food, Lou.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I know it won't happen but I really want this guy to end up on my 600lb life so the world can see just how pathetic he really is

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

I know it won't happen but I really want this guy to end up on my 600lb life so the world can see just how pathetic he really is

The only way I can see Louie Bou becoming a world superstar is if he suffers a stroke that leaves him with psychosis or some shit and starts posting about the voices in his head and how he needs to keep getting fatter so that he can be sustenance for the Great One followed by several SovCit style lawsuits and culminating in a shoot out with police, then his entire life story showing up in a Down The Rabbit Hole episode on YouTube.

 

[The Dude]

It's like he's never even cut himself while shaving. How can you be 37 and not know what blood looks like?

Well, just look at him. He's never posted a photo where he's clean-shaven from what I've seen. He's always got at least stubble. Wouldn't surprise me if he just lazily goes over it with an electric trimmer. I could never do that. I've got sensitive skin and even consumer razors like those five bladed ones shred my face. I have to use the old fashioned safey razors, the two-sided kind, because they're easier on the skin (once you get the hang of them) and give a smoother shave. But something like that would be too much work and effort for Louie. Hell, even just gel out of a can and a normal razor would be too much work. Louie definitely seems like a "shave as little as possible, use an electric trimmer when I do and call it good" kind of guy to me.

Depends on the specific model I guess. I owned a couple a long ass time ago but had to sell them, and they were some of the best damn shooters I ever had the pleasure of holding. Their Custom was my favorite before I got in to the glock hype (I like to tinker and mod shit leave me alone). I’ve heard good things about their Custom 2 and their CCP models aside from the slide pin being their dumb injected metal casting whatthefuck. The only issues are they do things so tightly you have to put more than a thousand rounds through one before it’s reliable. I’ve been wanting to get one again but everything in 45 is sold out and I’m never able to find one, plus all the damn backlogs where it takes months and months to get an approval.

Don’t know anything about their newer stuff though, so the quality might have tanked. I could drone on about my Kimber nostalgia but we’re here to talk about Lardass, who is still fat and I would not have sex with him.




And again I swear I’ve seen those pictures before on one of his previous grifts for this exact same thing “I’m leaving a blood trail everywhere so I need pizza money so I don’t have to leave PLEASE PLEASE YINZ GIYS ANYBODY PLEASE!!!”

And why is it always pizza? You can order cheap food, Lou.

Hit me up on DM sometime and we'll talk bang sticks.

I know it won't happen but I really want this guy to end up on my 600lb life so the world can see just how pathetic he really is

I have no doubt that Louie Lard-ass will do his damndest to hit 600lbs or more. He probably won't get on TV because of it...except maybe the news when they need to knock out a wall and bring in a forklift to haul his corpulent corpse out when he croaks. But a 600lb future wouldn't be out of the question for him, if he doesn't choke on a chicken nugget or have a coronary first.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Holy fuck. The lie that he had to turn down a sale cause his nephew is going to bed is my favourite so far.

It's my favourite because there are just so many ways to get around it, and his 40 year old dumb ass is just too stupid to realize it. Lie or not, he actually thinks that's a relatable excuse.

I like that he didn't even think to make the story so his nephew was already asleep. Then he could at least try to push some bullshit that he can't leave his room because the nephew is a light sleeper, and his super abusive parents will be mad if he wakes the kid.

Nah he didn't even think that far. The kid is just GOING to bed. He's not even there yet. He's not even asleep

Just a miraculously poorly thought out attempt for attention.


God, I want Louis to start drinking

 

[The Dude]

Holy fuck. The lie that he had to turn down a sale cause his nephew is going to bed is my favourite so far.

It's my favourite because there are just so many ways to get around it, and his 40 year old dumb ass is just too stupid to realize it. Lie or not, he actually thinks that's a relatable excuse.

I like that he didn't even think to make the story so his nephew was already asleep. Then he could at least try to push some bullshit that he can't leave his room because the nephew is a light sleeper, and his super abusive parents will be mad if he wakes the kid.

Nah he didn't even think that far. The kid is just GOING to bed. He's not even there yet. He's not even asleep

Just a miraculously poorly thought out attempt for attention.


God, I want Louis to start drinking

I was thinking about that as well. It's such obvious bullshit. If he was really desperate for money like he's always claiming then he would have found some way to make the sale work. Because that's what people who are actually in need do. "Hey, my nephew is asleep. Text me when you get here and I'll bring it out to your car." or "What time do plan on arriving? I'll meet you outside then so we don't wake my nephew." But Louie is a damn child and it's all or nothing in his childish mind. At least, when he's making up lies anyways.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Holy fuck. The lie that he had to turn down a sale cause his nephew is going to bed is my favourite so far.

It's my favourite because there are just so many ways to get around it, and his 40 year old dumb ass is just too stupid to realize it. Lie or not, he actually thinks that's a relatable excuse.

I like that he didn't even think to make the story so his nephew was already asleep. Then he could at least try to push some bullshit that he can't leave his room because the nephew is a light sleeper, and his super abusive parents will be mad if he wakes the kid.

Nah he didn't even think that far. The kid is just GOING to bed. He's not even there yet. He's not even asleep

Just a miraculously poorly thought out attempt for attention.


God, I want Louis to start drinking

“My transphobic family won’t give me the money to fuel my crippling alcoholism, so I need twitter to do it for me PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE YINZ GUYS PLEASE PLEASE” story arc when

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I was thinking about that as well. It's such obvious bullshit. If he was really desperate for money like he's always claiming then he would have found some way to make the sale work. Because that's what people who are actually in need do. "Hey, my nephew is asleep. Text me when you get here and I'll bring it out to your car." or "What time do plan on arriving? I'll meet you outside then so we don't wake my nephew." But Louie is a damn child and it's all or nothing in his childish mind. At least, when he's making up lies anyways.

There are vanishingly few circumstances where a Craigslist sale demands that the exchange be made at the seller's home, at a specific date and time, and instantly falls through if the exchange cannot be made on those terms. Every single one of those circumstances involves some type of crime.

 

[The Dude]

There are vanishingly few circumstances where a Craigslist sale demands that the exchange be made at the seller's home, at a specific date and time, and instantly falls through if the exchange cannot be made on those terms. Every single one of those circumstances involves some type of crime.

Well, considering this is Louie and he's selling computers that likely have all kinds of sick-fuck porn on their hard drives...it might just be a crime IS being committed. And that's assuming Louie isn't just making up a bunch of bullshit to try to throw people off the scent of his grifting and lies, which is what's likely happening.

 

[NadahFingah]

Regardless, “just one day, just one pizza, please yinz guys pretty lease PLEASE PLEASE????? Just one day so it can heal just one day I know you just bought me a computer but PLEASE I NEED A PIZZA JUST ONE SO MY FOOT CAN HEAL PLEASE JUST ONE!!!”

"I was sitting in my room, and I was just, like, just staring at Twitter and thinking about buying fap material, but then again I was thinking about how I'm gonna grift for fap material money, and then my mom came in and I didn't notice she was there, and she called my name and I didn't hear her over my AirPods, and then she started screaming 'Lou! Lou!'

And I go 'What the fuck's wrong, mom?!'

And she goes 'What the fuck's wrong with you?!'

I go 'Mom I'm working on writing commissions!'

She goes 'Don't tell me that! Get a job!'

I go 'Mom I'm working on writing commissions, but I'm hungry and I need a pizza!'

She goes 'No! Get a job!'

I go 'Mom I swear I'm working on writing commissions!'

And she goes 'No! You're not working on writing commissions! Get a job! Normal people work for a living!'

I go 'Mom just get me a pizza please! All I want is a pizza!'

And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a pizza, just one pizza, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a pizza!"

 

[Turael]

I remembered this oldie that had been forgotten in my hard drive from Louie boy and thought I'd toss this in considering how he was grifting for a computer again. I saved this in June 2018, for context.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Can’t fall asleep so I figured I’d go see if Lou has done something stupid enough it’s give me an aneurism and I’d pass out and by god he almost fucking did.


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“I just begged for $600 for a new PC which got here today and then I was bleeding so profusely from my foot that it left large smears with each every step but I was completely broke so I had to beg for money for a pizza so I could let it magically heal up completely in a single day despite the fact it’s take a week at least to heal enough to recover from a cut deep enough to cause that much bleeding, and now I magically have $100 somehow and am so healed. Can go food shopping now but also give me 20 fucking bucks for the bus even though I already revealed I have money and also I’m still going to whine about how I want more.”

Lou, you aren’t even fucking trying to hide your grifting anymore. Good lord.

 

[The Dude]

"I was sitting in my room, and I was just, like, just staring at Twitter and thinking about buying fap material, but then again I was thinking about how I'm gonna grift for fap material money, and then my mom came in and I didn't notice she was there, and she called my name and I didn't hear her over my AirPods, and then she started screaming 'Lou! Lou!'

And I go 'What the fuck's wrong, mom?!'

And she goes 'What the fuck's wrong with you?!'

I go 'Mom I'm working on writing commissions!'

She goes 'Don't tell me that! Get a job!'

I go 'Mom I'm working on writing commissions, but I'm hungry and I need a pizza!'

She goes 'No! Get a job!'

I go 'Mom I swear I'm working on writing commissions!'

And she goes 'No! You're not working on writing commissions! Get a job! Normal people work for a living!'

I go 'Mom just get me a pizza please! All I want is a pizza!'

And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a pizza, just one pizza, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a pizza!"

I'm not lazy! (Institution!)
You're the one that's lazy! (Institution!)
You're driving me crazy! (Institution!)
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect from the Kiwis from myself

 

[Kane Lives]

Can’t fall asleep so I figured I’d go see if Lou has done something stupid enough it’s give me an aneurism and I’d pass out and by god he almost fucking did.

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“I just begged for $600 for a new PC which got here today and then I was bleeding so profusely from my foot that it left large smears with each every step but I was completely broke so I had to beg for money for a pizza so I could let it magically heal up completely in a single day despite the fact it’s take a week at least to heal enough to recover from a cut deep enough to cause that much bleeding, and now I magically have $100 somehow and am so healed. Can go food shopping now but also give me 20 fucking bucks for the bus even though I already revealed I have money and also I’m still going to whine about how I want more.”

Lou, you aren’t even fucking trying to hide your grifting anymore. Good lord.

At this point, I'm open to the belief that Lou's doing this cynically and proudly, because he knows the grift works and the ones who keep giving him dosh are too clueless to know better. Kinda like how a Nigerian prince scam mails (are those still a thing?) where they intentionally leave typos in so that only the stupidest marks will fall for it, and thus, be very much less likely to know they're being strung along.

Truly worse than scum, this lying begger is.

 

[The Dude]

At this point, I'm open to the belief that Lou's doing this cynically and proudly, because he knows the grift works and the ones who keep giving him dosh are too clueless to know better. Kinda like how a Nigerian prince scam mails (are those still a thing?) where they intentionally leave typos in so that only the stupidest marks will fall for it, and thus, be very much less likely to know they're being strung along.

Truly worse than scum, this lying begger is.

Yes, the "I represent (rich/important person) from (dirt-poor third world shithole) who wishes to transfer (lots of money) to your bank account" scams still happen.

And you're probably on point about Louie being wilfully proud and cynical with his grifting bullshit and obvious lies. He keeps finding rubes to sucker, he still gets money, so why not? However, he's getting less money as time goes on. He started out getting upwards of a couple thousand dollars per month with his mooching. His first stab at e-begging netted him a cool grand. Now he's getting a few hundred per month if he's lucky and pushing the grift REALLY hard. He's having to put more "work" into it by making sure he's posting constantly and having some sob story to go with it. Right now it's the boo-boo on his foot and broken computers. When he started it was basically "Tranzgurl need munnees plez" and he had rubes dumping money on his head. He's running out of goodwill in the furry and troon communities, all while he's burning bridges and pissing on the ashes. It won't be long until he just gets "LOL, fuck off faggot" every time he posts.

 

[Lurk]

Can’t fall asleep so I figured I’d go see if Lou has done something stupid enough it’s give me an aneurism and I’d pass out and by god he almost fucking did.

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“I just begged for $600 for a new PC which got here today and then I was bleeding so profusely from my foot that it left large smears with each every step but I was completely broke so I had to beg for money for a pizza so I could let it magically heal up completely in a single day despite the fact it’s take a week at least to heal enough to recover from a cut deep enough to cause that much bleeding, and now I magically have $100 somehow and am so healed. Can go food shopping now but also give me 20 fucking bucks for the bus even though I already revealed I have money and also I’m still going to whine about how I want more.”

Lou, you aren’t even fucking trying to hide your grifting anymore. Good lord.

To be fair, he does need to buy lettuce, tomatoes and apples for his brother's diabetic father and we all know those cost at least £100 you absolute fucking BIGOT!

 

[General Disarray]

Fuckin' A dude, we get it, you're starving to death. You would not wait in line, you get all pissy when your Grubhub is running later than you expected. You'd get out of your hypothetical vehicle (lol like you'd ever drive yourself) and do like the hero in old spaghetti westerns stopping the train from being robbed: run on the top of all the cars to get that sweet sweet pizza relief. You fat fuck.