Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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You know, I noticed he has been really quiet about the whole "Dax liked to get pegged" thing, sort of like how he was quiet about the threesomes with JLH when that first came out, or the camgirl thing until people here started digging, or the Asterios fallout. Usually when someone falsely accuses him of something, he loudly denies it and defends himself. Its almost as if the pegging thing is true and he is ashamed of it.
 
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So this is going to be interesting. Nick rackets says he hasn't heard the Null call as of last night, and seems to be of the impression that people are mad at dick for wanting it to be legal at all, as opposed to engaging in downright peado shielding.

Things will probably get spicy when he cops to having seen it.

Who wants to bet on Nick refusing to even listen to the call because "I don't want to get involved in drama between my friends," despite it being on TDS?
 
The ego injury of someone he liked telling him he was wrong and walking away from their friendship has set him on a quest to prove that not only was he right, but he doesn't care what they think about him anyway. The pushback he's getting is only reaffirming his righteousness in his brokebrain.
It's becoming more and more apparent that the dude's entire persona has been shaped around that last part of the Maddox Lost song where it proclaims "Dick is the WINNNNEEEER." He's based his internet career in always being able to win an argument, or at least spin it to look like he did. When it seems like he pretty blatantly failed (like the Destiny debate) you can see him seething about it for months. I honestly still don't think he's going this hard because he has skeletons in his closet. It's just that in almost every situation in the past he's been able to "win" by barreling through the opponent by being funny enough to get away with bad faith arguments and blatant contrarianism, and he hasn't realized this situation might be a little different.

A lot of people in this thread months ago predicted Dick would never become this laughable because he had a "real world" life and connections to keep him stable. It seems like quarantine has had a pretty huge effect on the guy, even if (I'm assuming) he ignores it as much as he possibly can.

Odd question I haven't seen posed yet - isn't the LABasedComedian account ostensibly Sean's? Obviously everyone knows it isn't really, but it's an ongoing joke that Sean is the owner and the one posting on Twitter. If I was him, I'd be pretty uncomfortable with even that level of connection to what Dick is doing. Interested to see what the tone is next recording session, if Dax brings this shit up at all, and how Szechuan reacts.
 
At this point theres little point in even capping this, i could leave and come back to this computer years after a nuclear apocalypse and Dax will still like clockwork more reliable than atomic measurement be posting about why pedophilia is so great
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At this point theres little point in even capping this, i could leave and come back to this computer years after a nuclear apocalypse and Dax will still like clockwork more reliable than atomic measurement be posting about why pedophilia is so great
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Dick has a bot that automatically deletes his older tweets. Archive, catalogue, and preserve for posterity.
 
Who wants to bet on Nick refusing to even listen to the call because "I don't want to get involved in drama between my friends," despite it being on TDS?

Nick the "freeze peach" lawyer, that recently banned discussions about Ralphs escapades?

Suuuuure he will listen and give a fair shake when it involves Dick...
 
You know, I noticed he has been really quiet about the whole "Dax liked to get pegged" thing, sort of like how he was quiet about the threesomes with JLH when that first came out, or the camgirl thing until people here started digging, or the Asterios fallout. Usually when someone accuses him of something, he loudly denies it and defends himself. Its almost as if the pegging thing is true and he is ashamed of it.
I wouldn't be surprise if he's talking this much about the loli/pedo stuff to not have to address the pegging threesome and the self-inserting as the submissive one in porn. For a guy who talk constantly about sex and being a manly straight man (which definitely screams insecure to my ears), it's probably better to be a pedo than a faggot lmao.
 
All he has to do is go on with PPP and Godwinson, recount the most inflammatory shit he can remember, and point us in a direction so we can corroborate. After JLH and Digi I believe him. Even he can’t fuck that up. They made Kraut and Matt listenable for god’s sake.
Dax doesn't understand Internet.
 
Odd question I haven't seen posed yet - isn't the LABasedComedian account ostensibly Sean's? Obviously everyone knows it isn't really, but it's an ongoing joke that Sean is the owner and the one posting on Twitter. If I was him, I'd be pretty uncomfortable with even that level of connection to what Dick is doing. Interested to see what the tone is next recording session, if Dax brings this shit up at all, and how Szechuan reacts.
Buddy of mine and I were talking about that actually, really kinda hoping Sean is talking to him off camera, though his Twitter has shown that probably isn't the case
 
I think it's just a name he uses for the faggot band he formed with Digi.
Your explanation is much funnier though, maybe Dax called him his Vizier one day and Riley just thought it was a cool title, ignorant of the greater context.

He should read this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vizier_(Fatimid_Caliphate)#History_and_powers

The early viziers served at the pleasure of the caliph who had appointed them, and exemplified what the 11th-century legal theorist al-Mawardi called wazīr al-tanfīdh ("vizier of execution"), effectively being, in the description of the Orientalist Marius Canard, "agents for the execution of the sovereign's will".[1][7] Indeed, their careers were often very brief, being deposed, imprisoned, beaten, and frequently executed, by the caliph or by other court rivals.[6] As a result, according to Canard, "broadly speaking, the main characteristic of the vizierate of the Fatimids is the insecurity of the viziers", with periods where the office changed hands in rapid succession.[6] Under the weak al-Mustansir, five viziers held office between 1060–1062 alone.[6]
 
There’s a reason why even murderers and meth-heads will beat the ever-loving shit out of a pedo in prison. People take this shit seriously.

It really bears pointing out.

In the hierarchy of criminals in prison, pedos are the literal bottom of the barrel. Dax is defending people thieves, rapists, and murderers consider evil. This is "too stupid to live" territory.
 
If I had a cushy side gig like Sean "the sheep who can work an audio mixing board" Jacobson, it would take a lot for me to be willing to ditch it. My friendboss could take a strapon in the ass on facebook live, and I'd still say, "hey, Dax is a freak like that. I love making a couple grand a month for ten hours of work."

I mean, it would take a hell of a lot. Maybe having my real name linked to pedophilia. That might make me hit the brakes on my trip down easy street.
 
Dick has completely lost the plot. In less than a week he went from defending lolicon to defending actual pedobait that could get anyone not a filmmaker arrested or at least on every pedo watch list on the planet

@Null Damn did you make the right decision.

I gotta say I don't even care about his stance on loli anymore, it's just fun because this guy is a completely unhinged retard.
 
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