Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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MeltyTW said:
"But what if the child likes it though" - Dax
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"As the latest tweet from the @labasedcomedian account popped up on his screen Carl sighed a heavy sigh of relief. It had been a sigh a long time coming and it felt good down to his bones. He poured himself a celebratory drink and booted up ARK triumphantly. Finally the internet might forget his 'depends on the child' quote... Or at least for a while."
 
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Dat ratio tho
 
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Circumspicious said:
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING IDIOT DOING? This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read.

Fucking lolberts and their grug-brained contrarian shit...
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it keeps getting worse, i thought itd die down but hes convinced hes not only right but winning, at this point im convinced hes going to do something absolutely nuts like post cropped cp on his twitter
 
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Unog said:
This is literally the kind of shit actual pedophiles say to rationalize their sick behavior.

I legit think he's a pedo now. Holy fucking shit Dax stop.
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He has to be one, no one can be stupid enough to be this stubborn on such a sensitive issue. The only explanation I see is that he feels like people are onto him so he feels like he has to downplay sexualizing kids whenever it is brought up to him
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
I genuinely think you might be right about this. Dax likes younger girls, which he's admitted to many times, but I very much doubt he's a full blown pedo. Imagining himself as the submissive really could be the heart of his argument because that's what he does personally, and he believes Digi's horseshit because it validates his own feelings of dysphoria.

Dax has

- Made a career on over the top masculinity
- Sucked a dick at Burning Man. Not even as a drug induced chance encounter, but a premeditated cock gobbling
- Enjoyed getting pegged + sucking off the dildo
- created a female fursona for the bedroom
- used several "gender swapped" images of himself as episode thumbnails
- gone looking for studies to explain why someone would self insert as the sub in porn

and most damning of all

- displayed vast knowledge of My Little Pony lore
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Holy shit he's a closeted trans-girl kawaii pony loli

He wants to be a female so bad. On a screencap earlier in the thread, he's actually said "Loli is fine, what if people see themselves as the little girl?!"
 
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Unog said:
This is literally the kind of shit actual pedophiles say to rationalize their sick behavior.

I legit think he's a pedo now. Holy fucking shit Dax stop.
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I'm actually going to give him the benefit of the doubt that he has picked this up through osmosis in LA from listening to super left people talk all day but yeah holy shit this is the bad look of bad looks.
 
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Jaded Optimist said:
What I'd even his point here? And he keeps bringing up Lolita, has he not read the book? There is no comparison.
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Uh lolita was about a girl who was sexually exploited by an old man...

This doesn't even make sense. While lolita was a book, the TV series is portrayed WITH REAL LITTLE GIRLS. And the show itself has many scenes which sexualize the kids.

Hey Dax, what happened to "Lolicon is fine because no real kids are involved"?
 
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This is why I love Dick's Twitter meltdowns. One could say that Null's was being a bit of a moralfriend in the call (but he was right about Riley being a massive faggot) and talking too much about associations and shit.

But what does Dick do? Triples down on it and is now on the verge of defending consensual child porn.

He dies on every hill when in spergout mode, it's hilarious.
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
I genuinely think you might be right about this. Dax likes younger girls, which he's admitted to many times, but I very much doubt he's a full blown pedo. Imagining himself as the submissive really could be the heart of his argument because that's what he does personally, and he believes Digi's horseshit because it validates his own feelings of dysphoria.

Dax has

- Made a career on over the top masculinity
- Sucked a dick at Burning Man. Not even as a drug induced chance encounter, but a premeditated cock gobbling
- Enjoyed getting pegged + sucking off the dildo
- created a female fursona for the bedroom
- used several "gender swapped" images of himself as episode thumbnails
- gone looking for studies to explain why someone would self insert as the sub in porn

and most damning of all

- displayed vast knowledge of My Little Pony lore

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Let's not forget that other nugget he dropped right before Josh called in: he actively looks at surrounding cocks in the urinal and wants to know the approximate dick size of the men he knows
 
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